Guess the Crime

[DngrMse]

Here we have a nice young man...(this is his booking photo), accused of some heinous crime. Looking at his pic, try to guess the crime he was accused of:




1. Simple domestic battery

2. Shoplifting a frozen ham in his under pants

3. Public masturbation

4. Snatch and Grab gone wrong...he ended up with an arm load of women's panties

5. Insurance fraud via arson

6. Attempted to, (and was very nearly successful), game the market for over 100 million dollars

7. Solyndra exec, and major Obama donor

8. Recipient of "Fast and Furious" weapons that were used to murder hundreds of innocent Mexican civilians

[Sparkly Mary]

All of the above????

[DngrMse]

All of the above????

No, damnit! He's only accused of one crime*






*that we know of

[Sparkly Mary]

Don't swear at me Mr. Mouse Man!!!

I will say....6 or 7.

[DngrMse]

I didn't swear. I cursed. And no, it was neither six, nor seven.

[Sparkly Mary]

I didn't swear. I cursed. And no, it was neither six, nor seven.

Don't make me smack you around. Unless you'd like that, and then maybe we can work something out...

Ok, so then 4 or 5.

[antiquity]

I am not playing this game. I am taking my frozen ham and going home.

[Peabody]

You forgot #9:

Failure to shave that ****ing rat off of his face.

I'll say 8.

[SivVulk]

2 and 4 both have a sexual connotation attached to them which I don't think is a coincidence... the man's goatee also suggests a certain degree of upkeep with his facial features so I'm going to have to say 3.

[Sparkly Mary]

Come on, DngrMse, which one was it?

[DngrMse]

Come on, DngrMse, which one was it?

#3. He was asking a kindly, and shapely young woman for directions to the local apothecary, while furiously spanking the naughty monkey. The local constabulary was alerted, and he was chased down, and arrested. Most chilling, of course...the naught monkey was never found. It's still out there.

[Sparkly Mary]

#3. He was asking a kindly, and shapely young woman for directions to the local apothecary, while furiously spanking the naughty monkey. The local constabulary was alerted, and he was chased down, and arrested. Most chilling, of course...the naught monkey was never found. It's still out there.

Ewwwwww!!!!! That's an image I could have lived without tonight, but I did ask for it, so I can't complain.

[fat mike]

methinks you protesteth too much dear one=i knew it btw

[Sparkly Mary]

methinks you protesteth too much dear one=i knew it btw

Hey, cut me some slack. If you want to know why, look at my location. It's been a rotten couple of weeks. I'm trying to focus on things that make me not focus on my life right now.

[fat mike]

Hey, cut me some slack. If you want to know why, look at my location. It's been a rotten couple of weeks. I'm trying to focus on things that make me not focus on my life right now.

that, my sweet, is the story of MY life

youre a lovely girl -its only a matter of finding someone nice-watch some weepy movies and when you get back on the horse try going against your hormonal advisory prompts=youll do fine

[Lulu]

that, my sweet, is the story of MY life

youre a lovely girl -its only a matter of finding someone nice-watch some weepy movies and when you get back on the horse try going against your hormonal advisory prompts=youll do fine

You should probably stop giving relationship advice to anyone since your advice...well, sucks.

[Lulu]

And my guess would have been Fast & Furious but since our Bureau of ATF and our AG knew about and supported this debacle... is it really illegal?

[Dreamy]

Ick on his monkey play as well as is over patterned facial hair.

[Freedom&Liberty]

Those two things are somehow related.