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    I am not into black girls but damn this one really just left me speechless so we started talking. She was much older than me but sooooooo smoking hot. Somehow the conversation ended up about approaches and I asked what was the worst approach she ever got?. To which she responded about how she was at the club and some black dude came up to her and asked "I want to lick your Pee hole" LOL classy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ross22 View Post
    yup...some girls are just plain users and looking to get free drinks off of guys! If a girl asks me for a drink I say "OK that will be $5.00 please"
    When I was in college and super poor, I used to dance with fat chicks at clubs because they always buy you drinks.

    I never put out for 'em, though

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    Liar!
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    No, seriously. You don't have to put out. They're just happy to have a cute boy to dance with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BooRadley View Post
    No, seriously. You don't have to put out. They're just happy to have a cute boy to dance with.
    It also depends on you definition of sex. Most fat girls have an oral fixation. Just sayin...


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    Always keep a bag of flour in the trunk.
    When will the world learn that a million men are of no importance compared with one man? [Henry David Thoreau]

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    A guy drove past me while I was walking and yelled out, "What's really good??" It actually made me laugh, but still definitely not interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom&Liberty View Post
    Always keep a bag of flour in the trunk.
    Since Teller, Cowpunk and Ganga won't get it, it is to find the wet spot!

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    "hello miss". My name his Heywood, hey wood J. Blowmie". Does that work?

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    I'm very new to this being single crap. I've been with someone since I was 16. I honestly don't know what to do.

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