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'My face leaves in 10 minutes be on it!'
"Here's 20p, phone your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight" Also suffices.Originally Posted by Dogberry
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'My face leaves in 10 minutes be on it!'
queenlillian1962 (08-10-2010)
Lol
"Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard."
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Dogberry (08-10-2010)
My mate said to a girl
"hey babe it's your lucky night"
She replied
"it will be if you fuck off"
Lol awesome.
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yup...some girls are just plain users and looking to get free drinks off of guys! If a girl asks me for a drink I say "OK that will be $5.00 please"
At least the Toy Story one is cute. Can I touch your hair is an odd request. Could even be creepy depending on how he said it.
Good for you, that is extremely rude!
I have been asked this before. It's odd. People also have asked if they could pull on my curls to see them spring back up. No. Unless I know you, no effing way."Can I touch your hair?"
Yea.
Welcome to my world.
After I said "no", he asked if I wanted to take a walk on the beach with him.
I laughed said "no" then he asked if he could give me his number.
If I do know you, then my god yes, play with my hair.
Ew. That ruins it, doesn't it? A decent-looking guy came up to me at the bar about a month ago, completely shitfaced and slurring his speech. He did ask my name first, so I told him, while looking at him skeptically. He had started a fire in the bar's fireplace without asking, and then asked me if I'd sit with him, and maybe we'd "roast some marshmallows". His buddy was a few feet away just shaking his head ashamed of him and looking at me like "girl, i'm so sorry."He said "can" but you are correct.
He was drunk and had said other stuff to me but I couldn't understand a damn word he said. It was the first clear sentence I heard. He was probably goodlooking sober but a total douchebag drunk.
Awesome.
I concur.What ever happened to "Hi, how are you tonight?"
Less is more when it comes to intros.
As opposed to the story above, last Friday night I was out listening to a friend play an acoustic show. This guy approached the table, introduced himself very genuinely and asked if he could have a seat. Turns out he was alone in town, in the same industry as I was, and was cute, super sweet, funny, and personable. I guess you just never know.
"Soon will I rouse you to yet wilder dancing and pipe a note of terror in your ear."
I had a guy tell me "I'd lick to stains off your panties if you'd let me" and I said "What the hell makes you think my panties have stains?"
I'm just curios what beach he thought you were going to walk on around where you live."Can I touch your hair?"
Yea.
Welcome to my world.
After I said "no", he asked if I wanted to take a walk on the beach with him.
I laughed said "no" then he asked if he could give me his number.
I represent the angry, gun toting meat eating people. ~ Denis Leary
The same shepherd that protects the flock leads them to the slaughterhouse.
I believe she was on vacation in Mexico.I'm just curios what beach he thought you were going to walk on around where you live.
jwreck (08-10-2010)
This was from someone you did not know too? That is pretty damn gross Emma.
Women have worse pickup tactics. Forcing my face into your boobs ain't a turn on.
Neither is asking "which of us would you fuck first?"
If you were standing near me, they'd be stained. Trust me.
I represent the angry, gun toting meat eating people. ~ Denis Leary
The same shepherd that protects the flock leads them to the slaughterhouse.
flaming_liberal (08-10-2010), Sparkly Mary (08-10-2010)
You don't find herpes to be an aphrodisiac?
I represent the angry, gun toting meat eating people. ~ Denis Leary
The same shepherd that protects the flock leads them to the slaughterhouse.
flaming_liberal (08-10-2010), queenlillian1962 (08-11-2010), Sparkly Mary (08-10-2010)
I can vouch for this.If you were standing near me, they'd be stained. Trust me.
jwreck (08-10-2010)
Yeah I agree. Seen some "girls gone wild" antics with young and old broads too that is rather pathetic to watch but always fun for the show.
My girlfriends and I go to people watch when we have a night on the town.
flaming_liberal (08-10-2010)
Oh yeah!!! Especially the old fat chicks in mini skirts with their tits hanging out!! Your tits are huge because your ass is huge! NOT A TURN ON!!!Yeah I agree. Seen some "girls gone wild" antics with young and old broads too that is rather pathetic to watch but always fun for the show.
My girlfriends and I go to people watch when we have a night on the town.
I represent the angry, gun toting meat eating people. ~ Denis Leary
The same shepherd that protects the flock leads them to the slaughterhouse.
What are you talking about? There are plenty of beaches in Texas.I'm just curios what beach he thought you were going to walk on around where you live.
I was in Cabo Wabo. Haha the night before this drunk desperate woman flashed her boobs within 10 minutes of us getting there. She was wearing a strapless dress and the "girls" kept popping out. I think she finally got tossed out. It was pretty amusing while it lasted though
I met some girlfriends tonight and one of them had a guy say the same thing to her a few years ago, about touching her hair. Except he actually stuck his hands in her hair after she said no. Weird.
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