Reply With Quotequeenlillian1962 (08-11-2010)
Whatever happened to that thing called consent?
queenlillian1962 (08-11-2010)
Exactly.Originally Posted by flaming_liberal
DO.NOT.TOUCH.ME.WITHOUT.CONSENT.
It may be met with violence.
My former boss thought it was fun to slap the asses of the females in the office. He asked me if I minded. I told him if he slapped my ass, be prepared to get hit back, and not in a good way.
He never did it to me.
This was a long time ago. Now he'd just get sued for sexual harassment.
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flaming_liberal (08-10-2010), queenlillian1962 (08-11-2010)
But what if your butt is highly smackable? Is it ok then?
Not without my permission, which BTW, unless it's during sex, I HATE, HATE, HATE having my ass slapped so that permission wouldn't be granted.But what if your butt is highly smackable? Is it ok then?
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queenlillian1962 (08-11-2010)
BOOOO
Sorry.
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How could a boss get away with slapping girls asses in the office? How long ago was that?
I slapped a co-workers ass. She liked it.We were walking up the stairs and her butt was like RIGHT THERE in meh face. It needed it.
optimus (08-11-2010)
EWWWWWW!
Someone really said that to you?
In what universe did he think that sounded good?
EWWWWWW!
I told a girl once I loved her so much I'd drink her bath water.
She said i could, but i wasn't that thirsty to be honest.
Consent is overrated. No doesn't really mean no, right?
I represent the angry, gun toting meat eating people. ~ Denis Leary
The same shepherd that protects the flock leads them to the slaughterhouse.
Cabo Wabo?? Cool. Was Sammy Hagar there?What are you talking about? There are plenty of beaches in Texas.
I was in Cabo Wabo. Haha the night before this drunk desperate woman flashed her boobs within 10 minutes of us getting there. She was wearing a strapless dress and the "girls" kept popping out. I think she finally got tossed out. It was pretty amusing while it lasted though
I met some girlfriends tonight and one of them had a guy say the same thing to her a few years ago, about touching her hair. Except he actually stuck his hands in her hair after she said no. Weird.
Those guys probably both read that line out of the same book.
I represent the angry, gun toting meat eating people. ~ Denis Leary
The same shepherd that protects the flock leads them to the slaughterhouse.
A lady who says no means maybe
A lady who says maybe means yes
A lady who says yes is no lady.
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jwreck (08-11-2010), Malcolm Wright (04-07-2012), Xavier Tremely (08-11-2010)
It does with me unless you want your teeth flying out your ass.
Dogberry (08-11-2010)
Best line - an African American man told me he worked for the highway dept. He said, "Why don't you let me take you home and blacktop ya?"
My friend once said, while we were watching The Fantastic Four with Jessica Alba.I told a girl once I loved her so much I'd drink her bath water.
She said i could, but i wasn't that thirsty to be honest.
"My God I'd crawl naked over broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks of the van that takes her knickers to the laundrette."
I might be wrong but I think he likes her.
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Dogberry (08-11-2010)
Excuse me, I've seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor.
You haven't seen it by chance have you?
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
Subtle subtle.
I always thought "I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from" was pretty funny/gross.
I represent the angry, gun toting meat eating people. ~ Denis Leary
The same shepherd that protects the flock leads them to the slaughterhouse.
Dogberry (08-11-2010)
I song a song about eating her shit with a rusty spoon, but that is just too nasty IMO
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