Whatever happened to that thing called consent?
It may be met with violence.
My former boss thought it was fun to slap the asses of the females in the office. He asked me if I minded. I told him if he slapped my ass, be prepared to get hit back, and not in a good way.
He never did it to me.
This was a long time ago. Now he'd just get sued for sexual harassment.
I slapped a co-workers ass. She liked it. We were walking up the stairs and her butt was like RIGHT THERE in meh face. It needed it.
I told a girl once I loved her so much I'd drink her bath water.
She said i could, but i wasn't that thirsty to be honest.
Best line - an African American man told me he worked for the highway dept. He said, "Why don't you let me take you home and blacktop ya?"
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Rookie of the Year 2010
Excuse me, I've seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor.
You haven't seen it by chance have you?
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
I always thought "I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from" was pretty funny/gross.
I represent the angry, gun toting meat eating people. ~ Denis Leary
The same shepherd that protects the flock leads them to the slaughterhouse.
I song a song about eating her shit with a rusty spoon, but that is just too nasty IMO
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