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    sauerkraut gives me diarrhea

    I like sauerkraut, but I hate the liquefied poop that shoots outta my butt after I eat it. Is there anything I can do to prevent this from happening?
    I tried taking some Pepto tabs right after I ate, but it didn't work. I still had a serious case of the hershey squirts a few hours later. Please help.

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    Gas-X? or you could go down to your auto parts store and buy a can of radiator seal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by perryhall View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pot Roast View Post
    I like sauerkraut, but I hate the liquefied poop that shoots outta my butt after I eat it. Is there anything I can do to prevent this from happening?

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    i like sauerkraut but i t can be vindictive
    tired of your extremism

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    Contrary to popular belief Noah did not serve sauerkraut on the Ark
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    and you know this how?
    besides is it anywhere implied that i believe such a thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fat mike View Post
    and you know this how?
    besides is it anywhere implied that i believe such a thing?
    I saw a documentary on the History channel
    besides where did I imply that you did believe in such a thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by perryhall View Post
    I saw a documentary on the History channel
    besides where did I imply that you did believe in such a thing?
    lol why would the history channel cover noahs diet? and im a relgious guy and you followed my post with that asseveration so natch i assumed you felt relgious guys had decided this


    you might also know im german
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    Quote Originally Posted by fat mike View Post
    lol why would the history channel cover noahs diet? and im a relgious guy and you followed my post with that asseveration so natch i assumed you felt relgious guys had decided this


    you might also know im german
    I dunno why the history channel does what they do. Maybe I just made it up for the sake of comic relief.
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    i know you know who i am-and i know who you are and you prolly now know i know who you are
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    Quote Originally Posted by fat mike View Post
    i know you know who i am-and i know who you are and you prolly now know i know who you are
    you think I know that you know that I know who you are and I think you think I know that you know who I am and who you think I are. Do you think that is right?

    didn't I once not know you and figure out your name address and phone number mr B - 512-xxx-xxxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by perryhall View Post
    you think I know that you know that I know who you are and I think you think I know that you know who I am and who you think I are. Do you think that is right?

    didn't I once not know you and figure out your name address and phone number mr B - 512-xxx-xxxx

    You know how incorrigible I can be. At least I think you know
    i wasnt going to reveal anything sensitive-i wouldnt do that. and yes i know-you assured me that dick was mild mannered which of course is utter nonsense
    tired of your extremism

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    Quote Originally Posted by fat mike View Post
    i wasnt going to reveal anything sensitive-i wouldnt do that. and yes i know-you assured me that dick was mild mannered which of course is utter nonsense

    I was wondering how long it was going to take to figure out who I was. I was only referring to the 512-xxx-xxx humorously and for ID verification purposes. Ever since the alphabet guys called me on the phone and then knocked on my door in 1997 and then tagged me " Unihacker " I have been a very good little boy.

    Jesus was alright with the Doobie Bro's and DT is alright with me. I used to give him a far worse time than you. But he forgave me. The other party - never did. Dust in the wind so to speak I guess.

    Now, since this thread is about sauerkraut, do you prefer the canned kraut or the refrigerated kraut in the plastic bags or glass jars. I love the stuff in the jars but have been partaking lately of the plastic bag variety.

    i take some nice bone in porkshops and cook them, toss in some kraut and some sliced green apples. So good!


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    that sounds good but i like all kinds of sauerkraut-including sauerkraut cake
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    sauerkraut is rotten cabbage. that is the problem. when you eat rotten food it makes you sick.
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    liquor and wine are rotten fruit juice and cheese is rotten curdled milk,Lass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by farlowishous View Post
    sauerkraut is rotten cabbage. that is the problem. when you eat rotten food it makes you sick.

    that rotten cabbage is fermented cabbage. I love sauerkraut. It's also good in protecting you from the swine flu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fat mike View Post
    that sounds good but i like all kinds of sauerkraut-including sauerkraut cake

    Sauerkraut cake? YUCK! sounds terrible.
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