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  1. 01-04-2010 06:41 AM #1
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    comedy

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    Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days.

    They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not"changing his mind. So, . .

    Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

    Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news. The first was . . . there "is" a God. The second was that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

    Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First . . . God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 98.
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    There is a level of humor and a level tragedy here since it is designed to be "laughed at" by homosexual OWO types.
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    don watch this if youre a christian and easyly offended, lol.

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    Buddy Hackett's 'Live At Ceasar's Palace' video is a comedy classic. He's the funniest story teller ever. Even his 'clean' stuff he did for MainStream shows like Carson were hilarious.
    President Josiah Bartlet: Sweden has a 100% literacy rate. 100%! How do they do that?

    Leo McGarry: Maybe they don't and they can't add.
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    Bill Bailey is one of my faves, don't see him around much anymore though
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewan View Post
    Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days.

    They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not"changing his mind. So, . .

    Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

    Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news. The first was . . . there "is" a God. The second was that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

    Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First . . . God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 98.
    Sadly, this joke STILL works. Just take out Window 98 and put in Windows ANYTHING.
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    Which thread???? Oh my. This one I guess . . .

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