The Officially Official Beer Thread

[Evil Elmo]

I wish they'd put their label art on shirts. Jolly Pumpkin would make a killing in merch sales.

f'realz. I would buy them. I need Beer wallpapers for my puters. but all I ever find is bud and coors and I'm not about to do that.

[Saison]

I know all about beer had an awesome screensaver for a while. I would check out their site.

[Baboon]

So I was in Beer*Mart yesterday and saw four packs of Oskar Blues Gordon cans for $14. $14 for a four pack of cans!!!

[Saison]

yikes! that's highway robbery. we just picked up a six pack of the sierra nevada anniversary ale. it's chock full of cascade hop goodness.

[Baboon]

So I went to the Mount Snow brewers fest yesterday. I drank beer...holy hell did I drink beer. Here's what I remembered drinking, in no particular order:

Dogfish Head 90 (had two of those)
Sam Adams Oktoberfest
Long Trail IPA
Harpoon IPA (two)
Harpoon Oktoberfest (two)
Allagash Tripel (three)
Magic Hat Lucky Kat (two)

I know what I like, so I stuck to the styles I like best. No ciders, no browns, porters, stouts, pale ales, etc. Not a single DIPA at the event, which was disappointing.

I knew early on that it was going to be a good day. I wore my Harpoon Hefeweizen shirt. So I walked up to the Harpoon tent and asked for an Oktoberfest. The Harpoon rep said to me "Good shirt." I said "Good beer!" I went to hand him my beer coin and he said "Keep it", then looked to the other guy in the Harpoon tent and said "Keep this guy's glass full today. And it's on us." FREAKIN SCORE. Seriously man, I only wore the shirt because I like the beer.

The Allagsh Tripel rocking the ****ing house though. God was that good stuff. All of the pourers were very generous. A $2 beer coin was supposed to give you an 8oz fill, but most of the fills filled the pint glass.

Naturally my wife found a sucker to flirt with and didn't have to pay for a single SMUTTYNOSE beer. And she somehow got a t-shirt out of him too.

All that beer and no hangover today. I think I have a problem...the problem is, I wanted a fourth Allagash Tripel but they ran out.

[Evil Elmo]

h8h8h8h8h8h8hh8h8h8h8h8h8h8h8h8

[Saison]

sounds like a really fun festival! glad you had a great time.

[Evil Elmo]

I must confess my sins. where is the Beer Chaplain for me to confess my sins? I have done something terrible....and enjoyed it.

[Lyssa]

I must confess my sins. where is the Beer Chaplain for me to confess my sins? I have done something terrible....and enjoyed it.

Did you have a Corona?

[Saison]

I must confess my sins. where is the Beer Chaplain for me to confess my sins? I have done something terrible....and enjoyed it.

If it has anything to do with getting your junk stuck in a beer bottle, I'm not interested.

[Baboon]

If it has anything to do with getting your junk stuck in a beer bottle, I'm not interested.

[Evil Elmo]

no. it was nothing like that. Dreamintree is close though.

[Saison]

no. it was nothing like that. Dreamintree is close though.

So are you going to tell us or not?

[Evil Elmo]

So are you going to tell us or not?

I ingested an AB product....and I liked it....but when you are floating on a river for 6 hours you'll drink anything.

[Baboon]

I ingested an AB product....and I liked it....

I've been there too. You wake up in the morning feeling dirty and violated.

[Evil Elmo]

I've been there too. You wake up in the morning feeling dirty and violated.

exactly. and the worst part is that it didn't taste like beer. it was more like juice.

[Saison]

I ingested an AB product....and I liked it....but when you are floating on a river for 6 hours you'll drink anything.

what was it?

[Evil Elmo]

what was it?

Wild Blue
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/wild-blue/51222/

God I feel so dirty. Betty brought it and made me try it. he said everybody was doing it. it didn't even taste like beer.

[Bo]

Hey, the Swedish wifey picked that out, not me.
I think it was the sun that made us enjoy it.

[Saison]

I've never even heard of it. Was it truly 8% abv?