Forum: The Lighter Side

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DIVORCE vs. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my...

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Subject: So, I'm at a Stop Light ... I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday minding my own business while waiting for it to turn green. Next to me was a carload of bearded, young Muslims shouting anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct taped to the trunk of their car and...

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/03/30/Bear-rescues-man-from-mountain-lion/UPI-16541333126630/#ixzz1qmL0WICX This store gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "bear with me" ;)

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/florida-man-mistakes-girlfriend-hog-shoots-her-211904311.html I don't know what this will do to their relationship but when a man mistakes a girlfriend for a hog, well, as Ricky would have said to Lucy, "You've got some 'splaining to do!" As the story goes...

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/photogallery/dumb-criminals.html?curPhoto=110 :eek7:

full article - http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/politics/unwanted-pregnancies-caused-by-fornication-191152.html my parents told me that it was a stork anyway, if fornication is the main cause of unwanted pregnancies, what is the main cause of wanted pregnancies? oh, maybe storks are the...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/30/henry-wolf-lawsuit_n_1465033.html Well, maybe not but then, maybe so. Henry Wolf claims that a ride on his BMW motorcycle caused him to have an erection for 2 years. Really? It this is true why did it take so long to file a suit? :rolleyes:

For anyone who thinks there isn't incredible waste in govt. :| http://www.theblaze.com/stories/retiring-public-employee-to-500-colleagues-i-havent-worked-in-14-years/

http://now.msn.com/now/0417-austria-town.aspx And quit stealing our fucking signs you fucking asshoes.

http://www.theprovince.com/flees+balcony+from+crazed+woman+lust/6452330/story.html#ixzz1s2RYeN7b

The Supreme Court has ruled that anybody can be strip-searched for any kind of arrest. That's something to think about the next time you bring 12 items into a 10-item-or-less lane. Jay Leno

To protect his lobbyists (beef industry) and save the schools money so they can continue to feed kids this slop... because ammonia tainted food is perfectly safe and tastes great.:rolleyes:

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126024/Christians-NAILED-crosses-gruesome-Good-Friday-enactment-Jesuss-death-Philippines.html I didn't know where else to put this. I got a kick out of it, so I thought here was the best place.

D6LfTid4IMY Too much testosterone?

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2012/0407/1224314499681.html funny although seriously speaking, i think most politician would be caught out talking the rubbish Mr. Leerdam was.

http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Canada/20120331/trudeau-brazeau-fight-cancer-20120331/#ixzz1qmFupeaP Father Pierre sure would have been proud :nice: Part of me however wishes that Mulroney's son was also a MP rather than a lousy tv presenter. It must be nice for the Liberals to get some sort of...

http://www.canadaka.net/link.php?id=74515 You yanks sure take your concession foods seriously... Btw is it still elitist to flavour your hot dogs with mustard as opposed to ketchup? :p

http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2012/03/23/Lost-cellphones-add-up-to-30-billion/UPI-86881332531997/#ixzz1q2LOADwR I cannot help but think of this little rant: :p So folks next time you're in Philly hold on tight to that cell phone of yours ;)

http://www.usattorneylegalservices.com/stupid-laws.html CONNECTICUT Funny Laws You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In Connecticut, you are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. In Devon it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

Since the start of the month it has been illegal to die in Falciano del Massico, a village of 3,700 people some 50 km from Naples in southern Italy. Mayor Giulio Cesare Fava issued the tongue-in-cheek decree because the village has no cemetery and it is feuding with a nearby town that has one...

THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH :nice: A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

http://torontostandard.com/foreign-desk/swedish-man-survives-for-months-buried-under-snow-inside-his-car-at-30c-temperatures This just in. the snowmobilers were met with the cheesy line "Ice to see you!" :nonono: Hopefully his debts haven't gained too much interest or else he might choose...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/20/bob-morris-indiana-law-ma_n_1289489.html?icid=maing-grid7|maing6|dl5|sec1_lnk1%26pLid%3D137250 This is just funny. The Girl Scouts are the tactical arm of Planned Parenthood? They're little terrorists selling Do-Si-Do's.

Baby's First Doctor Visit A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, And being a little concerned, asked if the Baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. ...

http://www.canadaka.net/link.php?id=73993 This is no doubt the best "fetch" a dog has produced in history :nice:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/john-fleming-onion-real-politican-posts-link-fake-news-planned-parenthood-facebook-article-1.1018018#ixzz1ldiAba6P Here is a link to "Literally Unbelievable" http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/17153265749/how-exactly-did-you-get-elected I can...