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seekerofvisions
12-27-2006, 02:08 PM
a repost

1) somehow will a piano into being in my livingroom
2) grow trees miraculously by sheer force of will
3) discover meaning to life, if not that then find something to occupy remaining time here on class m planet
4) tear down wall or two to make room for pool table :|
5) become supergenius so as to save self from self
6) discover meaning to tomato plants, because, really, are sort of strange things, tomato plants
7) become supermegagreatwriter of epic and semi-scary proportions so as to scare small children with tales of woe and wonder
8) find right shoe to pair of tennis shoes that bought at extremely low and wonderful price
9) forget shoe, only really wore once or twice and were sort of pinching at toe
10) find collection of note-filled notebooks
11) download every available song by pixies and burn to disc for mother
12) scratch #11 and burn collection of nick cave songs and name disc “pixies, etc” and give to mother
13) learn to play and master stand up bass
14) buy or borrow stand up bass
15) see if stores carry collapsible stand up bass in ridiculous effort to be able to carry, nonchalantly, stand up bass
16) invest in electric washer so’s can be rid of washtub in manner of 1800’s type regalia
17) strap self to chair and read the 80 some odd books that have been collecting on floor surrounding “reading” chair
18) okay, don’t actually strap self into chair as am peace loving and non-masochistic sort. Sit and read collection of unread books donated by friends and family in effort to occupy time off from school
19) make friends with “living” people as heard are nice and sometimes not so scary
20) okay, not really make friends but sort of nod at people when passing by in street
21) maybe not nod at strange people on street as do not want to seem as if in agreement with whatever sort of odd goings on in mind of stranger. Perhaps will just sort of not look away in frightened manner when seeing on street.
22) Forget strangers on street. Books are our friends. Yes, books… and libraries. And bookstores. And dictionaries… yes, dictionaries.
23) Who needs people when have books?

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