Gift wishes for other DA posters.

Colonel: a hot babe to bartend for you, fetch you drinks & listen to your problems.

Gibson: A girl who likes to sleep on the couch and has a WoW Tshirt.

Beatle & NJR: tropical honeymoon away from everyone else

Bear Stories: a new bigger, skillet made of titanium

Katalina: A trip to SMILEYLAND where you can live and interact with your favorite gifs. :)

Jed: Rayney

Rayney: Jed

R.Tricky: a guest role on Futurama

seekerofvisions: her dreamjob (designated sunscreen applier-person for the men's beach volleyball team)

Spab: Blue Frozen Sparrow cocktails. ;)

More laterz...

I'd order a fabulous bf for Bear, a wonderful lover and good father to Alexander for Faye, the Pakistani girl for Betty, a hot babe for FM and a nice male for TLG - maybe that way he'll lay off R.Tricky who's awesome!

I've found better: Justin Timberlake for TLG and Britney Spears for optimus!!

For Trick: a lifetime of knowledge
For Myst: a lifetime of warmth
For Zach: a publisher
For Dave: no more wars
For Jed: a new tattoo
For Boe: a case of Shiraz and a flopply-eared bunny
For NB: a metro card and a cell phone that will never die
For Gibby: a big wet smooch

more to come later.....

i could never be comfortable in a job like that, but thanks for thinking of me. :)

gifts for fellow da'ers:

myst - peace and tranquility <3
miss kitty - a recording sound booth
optimus - a journal to record his thoughts
mr. wright - a bookcase for all of his books :)
terrapin - a plane ticket to come visit me : D
mr. represented - a recording studio so i can hear more of his music
mr. dead - a fireproof lab coat
manu - a superduper powerful telescope

and more to come :)

For NB: a metro card and a cell phone that will never die


Cool! Thank you!!! :nice:

I feel like such a superheroine now!!! :D

I want an entire species to be recognized as a threat to worldwide peace and exterminated.

I want an entire species to be recognized as a threat to worldwide peace and exterminated.

damn mosquitos! :shakefist

damn mosquitos! :shakefist:


:werd:

i could never be comfortable in a job like that, but thanks for thinking of me. :)

:)

I cant see you doing that either- a Boswell to take down your thoughts and a personal trainer to make sure you exercise as you lounge around makimg $7000 a word...

I want an entire species to be recognized as a threat to worldwide peace and exterminated.

Our little general-tireless in her efforts to rid humanity of that scourge! She should have an army of Kamikazi gangster rappers intent on doing her every command...

Our little general-tireless in her efforts to rid humanity of that scourge! She should have an army of Kamikazi gangster rappers intent on doing her every command...

Hells yeah...word up to my homies with the AK in the front of their pants ready to pop a cap in some penguin ass.

:rofl: Lass-I'm speechless :rofl:

terrapin - a plane ticket to come visit me : D


someday I will get out there and visit:)

Gift wishes for other DA posters.

Colonel: a hot babe to bartend for you, fetch you drinks & listen to your problems.



:rock:

Someone gimme something, god dammit! :mad:

Baboon: TLG :|

Baboon: TLG :|

Didn't you see? I'm only #5 on his list. Optimus and RTricky got first dibs.

Baboon - A chance to beat up that cartoon character from Disney World.

Someone gimme something, god dammit! :mad:
:lol:

:lol:

Baboon~!What about this little n00b? You know what they say-when you got them laughing...

Baboon~!What about this little n00b? You know what they say-when you got them laughing...
:confused:

Gift wishes for other DA posters.

:shrug: :hi:

:confused:

You were laffing at his post-I didnt mean any offense-as you see Baboon is very fit and nice looking...

:shrug: :hi:

Alan needs a cutey even more than I :nice:

:shrug: :hi:

Hmmm...I picture a tall lady with killer legs & long dark hair who likes to give backrubs! :nice:

Spab: Blue Frozen Sparrow cocktails. ;)



I've been working long hard hours in lab on this one.

The problem is the blue part.

Freezing the sparrows alive seems a bit cruel. (and they don't turn blue anyway)

Tried using dye but it turned my teeth blue.

Blue Curacao just doesn't mix well with J.D.

I've been working long hard hours in lab on this one.

The problem is the blue part.

Freezing the sparrows alive seems a bit cruel. (and they don't turn blue anyway)

Tried using dye but it turned my teeth blue.

Blue Curacao just doesn't mix well with J.D.

The sparrowz willing offer themselves...it's for the revolution, don't you know. ;)

The secret ingredient is: Drano. :D

OK...step away from the bar slowly.

:mad:

Nobody wants to join the revolution.

*runs crying to Spab*

:mad:

Nobody wants to join the revolution.

*runs crying to Spab*

Oh hush.

A'ight, you can drink all the draino you want...just don't expect me to serve it to anyone else.

You prairie types will drink anything eh?

Oh hush.

A'ight, you can drink all the draino you want...just don't expect me to serve it to anyone else.

You prairie types will drink anything eh?

I now have an image of Myst in calico and a sunbonnet. There is something not right with me in the head. :D

There is something not right with me in the head. :D

It's the perverted thoughts. Don't let them escape!! :eek:

Calico, a sunbonnet, Elk skin parka and mukluks.

It's the perverted thoughts. Don't let them escape!! :eek:


Fear not; I let 'em out to play once in a while, but I keep them on a pretty short leash. ;)

I am new but my gift to all DAers is the knowledge to argue intelligently and the wisdom to know when to stop.

I am new but my gift to all DAers is the knowledge to argue intelligently and the wisdom to know when to stop.


*snicker* I think you'd be better off hoping for World Peace. ;)

Calico, a sunbonnet, Elk skin parka and mukluks.

Swap the elk-skin for moose, and that's about right.

:horse: I know that but it is a "wish" list isn't it?

:horse: I know that but it is a "wish" list isn't it?


Yay! An optimist! We need more optimists here. I happen to be one myself. Hell, I still think that the Detroit Lions might one day win a SuperBowl. :D

Wow that makes you an uber optimist:D

Hmmm...I picture a tall lady with killer legs & long dark hair who likes to give backrubs! :nice:
:woohoo:

I've found better: Justin Timberlake for TLG and Britney Spears for optimus!!

I'd rather have a twinkles in a babydoll. Hell yeah.

You were laffing at his post-I didnt mean any offense-as you see Baboon is very fit and nice looking...



Are you hitting on me?

Are you hitting on me?

I got my OWN Y chromosome!

More gifts:

Oki - Eggs. :)

Fat Mike - Tandem Keyboard :D

Jojo - Free rental of a wine cellar for a month. :hump:

Terrapin - same as Jojo :p

Majinbuu - Hmmm....I don't know you that well yet so I'll go with socks & homebaked goodies

Ema - a Christmas with the Cleavers. Nothing says family togetherness like the 50's :nice:

Betty - The Jaws of Life. ;)

Baboon - Robot eye to replace the one under the eye patch. Comes with infra-red & X-ray vision.

Dave In Paradise - A rewarding and safe line of work when he returns home
Majinbuu - A gift basket from a local Adult store, personally delivered
Flaming Liberal - Year subscription to the best Gay Porn ever
TheLateGreat - Also a Year subscription to the best Gay Porn ever
Ema - A gift card to purchase more baking goods AND rounding up all the DA friends and take them to her to enjoy a day of fun
Bear Stories - A trip back in time to revisit all the most precious days of her daughters life, the sweetest moments.


...more to come.