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Baboon
12-05-2006, 01:34 PM
Here is a nice gallery of Santa scaring the shit out of kids.

Merry Christmas!

http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=1


http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2003-12/10670841.jpg

Evil Elmo
12-05-2006, 01:38 PM
yeah, like I can't see that at the mall.

Baboon
12-05-2006, 01:43 PM
Malls suck.

Evil Elmo
12-05-2006, 01:47 PM
not as bad as looking at pictures of what I can easily see in person. :|

optimus
12-05-2006, 01:50 PM
LMFAO...some of those are priceless...and a lot of those santa's look like serial killers.

igofast
12-05-2006, 01:52 PM
That slideshow was 4.8 million times more enjoyable than going to any mall.

Evil Elmo
12-05-2006, 01:55 PM
nope. sorry you're wrong. this time of year I can go to the mall and just sit there watching little children scream in terror. it's like the pictures only I get sound and motion with it plus I get to point and laugh. :|

optimus
12-05-2006, 01:57 PM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2003-12/10670848.jpg

:bowrofl:

optimus
12-05-2006, 01:58 PM
I love this one too.

EDIT: Doh!..that was the one baboon posted.

igofast
12-05-2006, 02:05 PM
nope. sorry you're wrong.
Anyone who thinks anything to do with a mall is enjoyable from thanksgiving to christmas has clearly never experienced it.

Evil Elmo
12-05-2006, 02:13 PM
I never said I was shopping. just pointing at kids and laughing while they scream on santa's lap.

Baboon
12-05-2006, 02:14 PM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2005-12/21042758.jpg

igofast
12-05-2006, 02:18 PM
I never said I was shopping. just pointing at kids and laughing while they scream on santa's lap.
The parking lot is bad enough for me to never want to return, ever, for any reason.

Evil Elmo
12-05-2006, 02:20 PM
The parking lot is bad enough for me to never want to return, ever, for any reason.


that's why you get up early to set up lawn chairs in the food court for the laugh fest.

Brainbuster
12-05-2006, 02:20 PM
A few of those Santas were truley terriferying. I don't know what people were thinking with paper mache' Santas.

Evil Elmo
12-05-2006, 02:23 PM
A few of those Santas were truley terriferying. I don't know what people were thinking with paper mache' Santas.


I find clowns to be waaaaaaaaay more terrifying.

Baboon
12-05-2006, 02:27 PM
god dammit majinbuu5, stop being such a killjoy.

Evil Elmo
12-05-2006, 02:29 PM
:hmpf:





I guess I'm just a crabby patty right now.

Brainbuster
12-05-2006, 02:40 PM
I find clowns to be waaaaaaaaay more terrifying.

I really hate clowns. Clowns send me into attack mode.

Katalina
12-05-2006, 03:04 PM
I don't like Clowns either!


wtf is that?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2003-12/10670837.jpg

Evil Elmo
12-05-2006, 03:07 PM
I don't like Clowns either!


wtf is that?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2003-12/10670837.jpg

that's a creepy clown trying to pull a fast one on everybody by dressing up like santa. He ain't fooling me.

Katalina
12-05-2006, 03:10 PM
Me either!!

optimus
12-05-2006, 03:31 PM
That is truly horrifying.

Mystlet
12-05-2006, 05:07 PM
Santa - fondling small children at malls since 1948! :nice:

boedicca
12-05-2006, 05:15 PM
When I was 3, my Dad took my 2 year old brother and I to see Santa land in a heliocopter at a nearby shopping mall. Needless to say, we were less than thrilled at the noisome fracas, and turned our faces towards Daddy's knees, hugging his calves for dear life.

I have never been much of a fan of either Santa or Heliocopters ever since.

colonel
12-05-2006, 06:49 PM
Absolutely classic collection. :nice:

EMTrue
12-05-2006, 07:23 PM
Awesome collection...some scary Santa's...and some scary kids!:eek7:

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