This thread is for you to tell me all about me, since you know everything about me and I don't know anything about myself.

Alright, this has gone on long enough.

The DA TOS regarding journals states:
Clarifications
- Journals are NOT personal forums. They are meant for an online journal of you day in day out events or thoughts (emotions/feelings) This is oftentimes nebulous, but sometimes it is clear cut. Things like movie/song reviews, conversations with members, etc should be taken to the appropraite general use forum, not journals.

-ALL DA.com Rules Apply to Journals
This includes swearing, content, post whoring, or otherwise things that are against our rules or cause server related problems.

-DA Reserves the Right to Remove Journals
We will try to be friendly and give a warning or two, but if someone consistently uses a journal as a 'personal area' and not as a 'journal' it will be removed.

This kind of thing does not belong in a journal. Consider this your first official "friendly warning."