Yo. Best rap video ever. Word to ya mutha.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1194164636

And if you're not into videos, you can read the street poetry... Triple-C out, yo!

They see me mowin'... my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with... the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really, really white & nerdy

First in my class there at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin - to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on... my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with... the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' web sites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'... they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna bowl with... the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy

Look! Someone did a video on Alan!!!!!

Make the dude a foot taller with blond hair & you'd have my entire high-school-in-the-ghetto experience in a three minute video.:p

I heard this parody on the song Ridin' Dirty this evening for the first time and I must admit it is hilarious ;)

that dancer in the background is priceless...

I rock at minesweeper :-l

that song is funny!

Weird Al comes up with good ones.

They did wear "ridin dirty" out, I think that is why it is so funny. :)

I've never heard ridin dirty....

I've never heard ridin dirty....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KhqnzVObA8

the video is not the group. just fyi... :)

song has good beat, I think......
This is the song they are making fun of.

Lyrics
(chorus)
they see me rollin
they hatin
patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
tryin to catch me ridin dirty
tryin to catch me ridin dirty
tryin to catch me ridin dirty
tryin to catch me ridin dirty
my music so loud
i'm swangin
they hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
tryin to catch me ridin dirty
tryin to catch me ridin dirty
tryin to catch me ridin dirty
tryin to catch me ridin dirty

(verse 1 - chamillionaire)
police think they can see me lean
i'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
when you see me ride by they can see the glean
and my shine on the deck and the tv screen
ride with a nooche, she like hold up
next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
turn a jacker into a coma
girl you ain't know, i'm crazy like krayzie bone
just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
rock clean itself so i pull in ladies
laws of patrolling you know they hate me
music turned all the way up until the maximum
i can speak for some *****s tryin to jack for some
but we packin somethin that we have and um will have a ***** locked up in the maximum
security cell, i'm grippin oak
music loud and tippin slow
twist and twistin like hit this dough
pull up from behind and is in his throat
windows down gotta stop pollution
cds change *****s like who is that producing?
this the play-n-skillz when we out and cruisin
got warrants in every city except houston but i'm still ain't losin

(chorus)

(verse 2 - krayzie bone)
i been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus
i gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol excursion swerving all up in the curve man
***** been sippin on that hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
doin a hundred while i come from the block
and rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a ****
i got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
roll a ***** tree, green leaves and all
comin up pretty deep, me and my do-jo
i gotta get back to backstreets
wanted by the six pound and i got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
pop pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
with no regards for the law we dodge em like **** em all
but i won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, ***** you poppin dark
ready or not we bust shots off in the air krayzie bone and chamillionaire

(chorus)

(verse 3 - chamillionaire)
do what you thinkin so, i tried to let you go
turn up a blink of light and i swang it slower
a ***** upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drinkin drough
so they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
cause they denyin is racial profiling
houston, tx you can check my tags
pull me over try to check my slab
glove compartment gotta get my cash
cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
and been a baller that i am i talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
when they realize i ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
i'mma laugh at you then i'mma have to cruise i'm in number two on some more dj screw
you can't arrest me plus you can't sue
this a message to the laws tellin them we hate you
i can't be toss or tell em that they shoulda known
tippin down sittin crooked on my chrome
bookin my phone tryin to find a chick i wanna bone
like they couldn't stop me i'mma bout to pull up at your home and it's on

(chorus 2x)

Thank you but I think I lost braincells now that I have seen it LMAO!

And then blacks get mad when others say they are not that intellegent !

**can I get that screechy record stopping sound effect here please***

It's okay, you can put Pappy&Me on ignore and that screechy sound will go away like magic.

And then blacks get mad when others say they are not that intellegent !

The Media doesnt publicize the efoorts of many intelligent blacks-it doesnt mean they dont exist...

The Media doesnt publicize the efoorts of many intelligent blacks-it doesnt mean they dont exist...

Of course there are intelegent blacks just like any other race . Not my point here . Point is they need to let go off the barbarean music and actions that say otherwise . These baggy pants, crotch grabbing vulgar and anti social ,racist ,violent cop murdering lyrics do nothing to advance anyone . They are an embarressment to most blacks .

So it's ok for other blacks to say this, and not whites . This is not about victimhood or racism . It goes for the lost white kids who act the same way .

Pappy&Me, did it ever occur to you that the black people who don't like it when you assume they're unintelligent are not the same black people who perform music about driving around drunk and high?

Those are just cultural trappings Pappy-back in the day they used to wear Zoot Suits with the reet pleat and the ugly greasy hair-it isnt any different-it doesnt make a person stupid-it's just fashion.

Pappy&Me, did it ever occur to you that the black people who don't like it when you assume they're unintelligent are not the same black people who perform music about driving around drunk and high?


look here ,I never said blacks were not intelegent, I said alot give plenty of ammo to the ones who do say it ! Get it ? Now I'd also like to ask you a question Mr.Hunamity ! how many blacks or any other minority here ever jump in to defend a white about all the lies the libs have told on them ? And I don't care who you choose to marry or live with either . it doesn't mean you have to hate your own race in order to do it, unless you live with a minority racist and I hope thats not the case . So stop attacking me with all you accusations of racism and predudice . :nice:

Those are just cultural trappings Pappy-back in the day they used to wear Zoot Suits with the reet pleat and the ugly greasy hair-it isnt any different-it doesnt make a person stupid-it's just fashion.


Lots of difference in a greassy head lazy beatnik and a racest insulting violent anti-white racist rapper . Some rappers are ok, I like MC Hammer use to exercise to him . I still have his tape and listen to it someimes with a Natural Light .

But the rappers who infect the young minds are just as evil and enslaving as any WN . Last thing young blacks need now is to be pumped up with filth and violence . And this song is not only racist against whites, but also dumb and un-inteegent .