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DJ NoDoz
07-23-2006, 11:56 AM
hehe reminds me of an old cat I used to have :D (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060721/ap_on_fe_st/feline_felon)

92Notch
07-23-2006, 11:59 AM
Each neighbor should be given a pellet rifle. :) .... I'm supprised there's not law against letting you cat run wild, there's laws against it here.


that is funny though ... stealing everyone's gloves, sounds like a cool cat :nice:

Ema
07-23-2006, 06:20 PM
Having an out door cat isn't "letting him run wild." :rolleyes:

I think it's cute. :)

92Notch
07-23-2006, 06:46 PM
Having an out door cat isn't "letting him run wild."

When they are out pissing on someone elses stuff stinking their yard up ... stealing gloves .. etc .. they're running wild. either way, it's illegal here, if the cat were here it would be trapped and taken away to be killed if not picked up in a period of time.

Xavier Tremely
07-23-2006, 08:07 PM
When they are out pissing on someone elses stuff stinking their yard up ... stealing gloves .. etc .. they're running wild. either way, it's illegal here, if the cat were here it would be trapped and taken away to be killed if not picked up in a period of time.

Ah, what a lovely sentiment! Thank you, Notch!

92Notch
07-23-2006, 08:14 PM
Ah, what a lovely sentiment! Thank you, Notch!


Anytime, champ, :nice: :D

BadNews88
07-25-2006, 06:05 PM
....if the cat were here it would be trapped and taken away to be killed if not picked up in a period of time.

DAMN!!!!

:eek2:

Anywho, this kinda sorta reminds me of the classic 1946 H. ALLEN SMITH book (And subsequent 1951 movie).... "RHUBARB" (Link Courtesy W.A. HAUGEN) (http://home.flash.net/~whaugen/smith.htm)

All THIS feline has to do now, is inherit the NEW YORK YANKEES or METS....

LIFE imitating ART!:hmm:

jwreck
07-25-2006, 06:46 PM
i ****ing hate cats.

twinkles
07-26-2006, 03:29 AM
Yeah, because you obviously preffer monsters !

I think the cats are hunters first and foremost. It's a nice story :D. I mean I'd rather my cat brings home nice gloves (in pair) rather than dead or almost dead mice and pigeons, lol!

Ema
07-26-2006, 08:00 AM
I would just like to note that every time I see the title of this thread I read it as cat burgers and get a little pissed before I realize that it's burglar. :|

jwreck
07-26-2006, 11:41 AM
I would just like to note that every time I see the title of this thread I read it as cat burgers and get a little pissed before I realize that it's burglar. :|cat burgers aren't that bad. cat tastes kinda like bunny. :|

Ema
07-26-2006, 04:38 PM
:eek:

you have not eaten cat! I don't believe you!!!

jwreck
07-26-2006, 05:21 PM
:eek:

you have not eaten cat! I don't believe you!!!what? you don't ever go to chinatown?

Bear Stories
07-26-2006, 05:32 PM
...... cat tastes kinda like bunny. :|

Which tastes like chicken. :nice:

Ema
07-26-2006, 08:20 PM
what? you don't ever go to chinatown?

But eating cat in the US is illegal! :(

Bear Stories
07-26-2006, 08:28 PM
That's not really true. Some states have the prohibition of killing cats, (MI is not one of them), but I still don't think that there is any law on the books that prohibits the eating of kitties. Not that I'm saying it's right.

but, c'mon, who amoung us, in the midst of a cold, dark winter, have not looked at Mr. Furry McPants and thought, Ohhhhh! Mittens and stew!:nice:

Ema
07-26-2006, 08:34 PM
It's always been illegal to eat domestic animals :confused:

edit, not domestic animals, but whatever cats and dogs are considered. :p

Bear Stories
07-26-2006, 08:43 PM
You might want to check your state constitution again. But, c'mon, mittens and stew; and I'm talking a really cold winter. ;)

edit to add: Em, honey, the vast majority of what we eat is domesticated animals. They're so much easier to catch.

Ema
07-26-2006, 08:49 PM
Notice my edit. :p I meant cats and dogs, I just can't think of the word to call them. And I am almost 500 percent sure it's illegal to eat them in every state.

I tried to google it but all I could come up with is that it's illegal in CA. There's too much stuff about Korea. :P

Bear Stories
07-26-2006, 08:54 PM
Notice my edit. :p I meant cats and dogs, I just can't think of the word to call them. And I am almost 500 percent sure it's illegal to eat them in every state.

Okay, maybe; maybe not. I'll bet you fifty bucks that it's not illegal in more than 50% of the States. If I'm wrong, I will completely pay you fifty bucks. And if I'm right, for the month, you will have to end every post with, "I have a rabbit in my pants." Do we have an accord?

Ema
07-26-2006, 08:56 PM
you have no way of giving me fifty bucks! :p And since I can't find anything other than it's illegal in CA, I'm gunna have to back down. :p

People shouldn't eat kitties and doggies though. :(

Bear Stories
07-26-2006, 09:04 PM
you have no way of giving me fifty bucks! :p And since I can't find anything other than it's illegal in CA, I'm gunna have to back down. :p

People shouldn't eat kitties and doggies though. :(

I'd mail it to you. ;) I agree, people shouldn't eat kitties and doggies.

edit to add: I will sitll pay you $50 if you end all of your posts with, "there's a rabbit in my pants". Now, you can't make it part of your sig; you have to type, each time, the're is a rabbit in my pants.

Ema
07-26-2006, 09:13 PM
haha :D If it'll make you happy I'll do it, minus the fifty bucks. :p starting... NOW!

There's a rabbit in my pants.

Bear Stories
07-26-2006, 09:17 PM
haha :D If it'll make you happy I'll do it, minus the fifty bucks. :p starting... NOW!

There's a rabbit in my pants.

Gee, I thought you were happy to see me, but, apparently, there's a rabbit in your pants. ;)

Don't tell Boe: she'll get all mental.

cellularsociety
07-26-2006, 09:26 PM
:rofl:

Mark

Ema
07-26-2006, 09:27 PM
:eek:
edit: There's a rabbit in my pants.

:|

Xavier Tremely
07-27-2006, 02:08 AM
:eek:
edit: There's a rabbit in my pants.

:|

Oh, it's gonna be a long month, Ema... :D ... :hmm: .... :p

Monster
07-27-2006, 04:41 PM
it's illegal in CA.

Uh...

Crap.

*hides kitty bones*

twinkles
07-27-2006, 08:21 PM
I've heard that there are some Congolese restaurants in Paris where you can eat sneaks... it makes me puke to think kitties could bare the same treatment, in the country where I live!!

I know that in other countries, the consomption habits are totally different, though.

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