http://www.bigfib.com/issue69/head1-en.html

JERUSALEM – Israel announced Wednesday they have begun bombing tents and dirt paths in Gaza and other Palestinian areas because they have run out of targets of any significant size or importance.
The spokesman for the Israeli Defense Force stated, "Over the past couple years, we've taken out all their electricity and power, their government and militia headquarters, their schools, their water facilities, etc. So now we have nothing to attack except a few tents and an occasional bridge made from sticks and twine."
On a related note, Israel has said that if a soldier who was kidnapped is not returned by Friday, then they will decimate the Palestinian football factory. Of course the word "factory" is a stretch; it's really just a father and son who stitch together about 14 footballs a week.


:D

Mark

http://www.bigfib.com/issue69/world1-en.html

Republicans Introduce Bill To Stop Flag Burning & Encourage "*** Burning"
By Lee Camp

WASHINGTON D.C. – Republicans in the senate Tuesday introduced two separate bills, one that would create a Constitutional amendment banning flag burning and one that would create an amendment encouraging *** burning. Senator Bill Frist (R-TN) had this to say, "We are not suggesting people must go out and burn gay people… They can also do other forms of torment such as beating, chasing, calling them fags, you know, whatever hits their fancy. The point is to hate as much as possible." This Constitutional amendment comes on the heals of a failed attempt to ban gay marriage last week.
Many critics are claiming the Republican party has become the party of fear and hatred. Those critics may have gotten that idea from the new official motto of the Republicans, "We are the party of ideas of fear and hatred."
President Bush hopes to soon bring back the forgotten terror alert system so he can again show citizens how afraid they should be on any given day.
He also wants to create a hatred alert system to let the American people know how much they should hate homosexuals on any given day. Ironically it would be a rainbow-colored alert chart.


:rofl:

Mark

well, maybe they do, but right now they're pretty busy bombing Leban.