fat mike
07-16-2006, 12:09 AM
I made a provocative chauvinistic thread and she still hasnt pounced...
this thread inspired by NoBrakes
this thread inspired by NoBrakes
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View Full Version : Aliens have kidnapped Bear Stories fat mike 07-16-2006, 12:09 AM I made a provocative chauvinistic thread and she still hasnt pounced... this thread inspired by NoBrakes No_Brakes 07-16-2006, 12:13 AM Hmm........could she be off rubbing her face in those cute Thumpie bellies right now? Since she found them so endearing, it could have made her an easy target for the Illuminati worshiping crowd, you know. :eek3: ;) :D fat mike 07-16-2006, 12:20 AM i wish i had a girl to rub her face in my belly:(-i'm surrounded by college kids and all alone Keylia 07-16-2006, 12:26 AM I had nothing to do with it! It must've been those couch midgets... :tinfoil: She never had a chance. :nonono: :( No_Brakes 07-16-2006, 12:29 AM Fear not. Since you are here with us posting, you have since been dropped off the Suspect List (the motive being that you had abducted her as a lesbian porn substitute, just so you know ). ;) No_Brakes 07-16-2006, 12:31 AM It must've been those couch midgets... :tinfoil: .... Hmmm....couch....you could be on to something here.... Has anyone seen Gibson around lately!? :eek: Could she be trapped in the Matt Cave????? :eek3: :hmm: ;) :D Keylia 07-16-2006, 12:32 AM Who knows? :eek3: No_Brakes 07-16-2006, 12:35 AM I made a provocative chauvinistic thread and she still hasnt pounced... I'm willing to bet that's the first thread she hits as soon as she gets back here. (After we've gotten the full account of her disappearance, that is!) Angelone's Wife 07-16-2006, 12:36 AM I think the aliens came and got her, along with others. hope they don't experiment on her. :ca: :ca: Keylia 07-16-2006, 12:44 AM I think the aliens came and got her, along with others. hope they don't experiment on her. :ca: :ca: If it was ANY aliens it must've been those Venusians for the plastic mines. Or the illegals who would work her in the pinata factories until she was out of her usefulness. :shakefist But I'm convinced it's the couch midgets. Corporate Avenger 07-16-2006, 01:30 AM Trust me, we're experimenting on her... http://www.geocities.com/red331w/alien003.txt fat mike 07-16-2006, 09:36 AM Trust me, we're experimenting on her... http://www.geocities.com/red331w/alien003.txt He usually stays in Debates-they want us to know they got her for some reason... Keylia 07-16-2006, 09:42 AM He must be one of those darn dirty Uranusese. It's all a trick. He wants to lure you into the experimentation room for his own purposes. ;) fat mike 07-16-2006, 09:48 AM OMG! Alien fight!! Mystlet 07-16-2006, 01:31 PM Bear could take those Aliens....She'd eat them as appetizers. :eek3: fat mike 07-20-2006, 01:52 PM Bump for the Bear part 2 Bear Stories 07-20-2006, 01:58 PM Bear could take those Aliens....She'd eat them as appetizers. :eek3: *crunch, crunch, slurp, swallow* Aliens? What aliens? I don't see any aliens. *discreet belch* :D fat mike 07-20-2006, 02:02 PM :lol: That's my Buddy...Don't get a taste for them,they're still pretty rare... Feenix566 07-20-2006, 02:26 PM they're still pretty rare... That's just how Bear Stories likes 'em. I tried cooking aliens for Bear for dinner once, but I left them on the grill too long and they got all chewy :p fat mike 07-20-2006, 03:18 PM That's just how Bear Stories likes 'em. I tried cooking aliens for Bear for dinner once, but I left them on the grill too long and they got all chewy :p That would be a strange date.You 2 together without the aliens would be a strange date... Feenix566 07-20-2006, 03:25 PM I'm not nearly as wierd in person as I act on DA :P fat mike 07-20-2006, 03:26 PM Yea,right-you're out in the wild cooking aliens for large female animals:nice: |