TRhe majority of blacks have joined the pervert sqads and they are no longer my freinds in general

This is why I hate being on Pappy's ignore list.She prolly thinks I'm on a pervert squad:(
Seriously though,those of you who are proponents of the new sexual freedom etcetera-you can't seriously say we haven't lost something.Self control is good.

Well, self control is lovely, but being a pervert in the privacy of one's own home, (with the shades drawn, of course; wouldn't want to shock the neighbors), is just fine as well.

Yeah, just because you have self control doesn't mean you can't be a pervert. I prefer to be a pervert with my sweety. Now if I could only find one.... :)

You had one and you tossed her away. Shesh, men, never satisfied! ;)

I haven't had one for months! But yes, I tossed the last one away for being literally crazy. She's on meds now, but still don't want to date her.

:rofl:Perverts with self control.You guys are acting like this is a joke
thread :mad: ;)

Self-controlling perverts are no joke, honey. They are your neighbors. They are your shopkeepers and your car dealers and the sellers of your newspaper. They will, one day, take over the world! (bwaahahahahaha!)

Bruce, honey, I'm only kind of making fun of you. Yes, there are terrible previsions that are perpetrated on the innocent public, and those things are a tragedy, but the vast majority of perversions, are perpetrated by normal men and women on other normal men and women by mutual consent.

Perversions perpetrated on unwilling victims are called crimes, not perversions.

Perversions commited on willing partners is called a really great sex life.

Oh,Lass,really if you can't see a difference between me and the Puritans you don't get it.Most of my friends are involved in something wrong-homsexuals,promiscuous,I dont want to make a list-I dont go to their parties but I do care what happens to them-I'm glad America isnt the stuffy rigid thing it was in the past-and I honestly hate those who seek to control everyone's speech
etc-still for a man to have a wife in an exclusive relationshiip is a better thing-virginity isn't evil,and maintaining your values in an insane world is laudable...

Oh,Lass,really if you can't see a difference between me and the Puritans you don't get it......

Oh no, honey, I do get it. I was just making fun of you.....well, not even you, really; more like your German Lutheran ancestors. :D

edit to add: sure, I understand where we've lost something in this world of sexual exploitation. We've lost that mystique of the delicate little flower, and some would argue that it's for the good and some would argue for the bad. Personally, I think the false morals forced upon us post-Elizabeth through Victoria, (for Westerners), aren't all that much about which to stand up and crow.

I can not get on board with the idea that my vagina and what I do with it should be judged by some out-dated set of standards.

If you would like to believe that women are all delicate orchids; well, really, how lovely and how flattering, but that's really not the way that the human animal works, now, is it?

Peppering your post with naughty words to confuse me,eh?
There IS something of a delicate flower to every female-if we didnt have all these damned machines to work for us-it'd be obvious.Only this country with its wealth and technology has managed to subvert the natural order...

Peppering your post with naughty words to confuse me,eh?
There IS something of a delicate flower to every female-if we didnt have all these damned machines to work for us-it'd be obvious.Only this country with its wealth and technology has managed to subvert the natural order...

Are you kidding? There was not one naughty word in the whole post! Vagina, but that's a medical term....I could have said "pussy", would that make it better? ;)

I think you're a coaxial cable away from being a Luddite, Bruce, (not that there's anything wrong with that), but, dude, really, me and my pussy are going to enjoy the 21st centuary. :D

what does your pet have to do with this?

You're so cute: I just want to grab you and rub my face on your belly!

this thread is romantic

He picks the strangest time to say that...

Me... and all you perverts are SO busted! The FBI will be at your home shortly to confiscate your puters.

Me... and all you perverts are SO busted! The FBI will be at your home shortly to confiscate your puters.

I love tom for this post...

maybe he's not kidding ;)

Me... and all you perverts are SO busted! The FBI will be at your home shortly to confiscate your puters.

Im at school not home so thats going to be a lot of computers...hmm good luck to them.:nice:

perverts 4 t3h w1n!!

I want to be a member of the Pervert Squad. :( To whom do I direct my application?

Actually it was Pappy and me who coined the term...

One man's perversion is another's piety. :D

people like to throw around the word pervert at anything its really meaninglessnow since on one really uses it when it should.

Peppering your post with naughty words to confuse me,eh?
There IS something of a delicate flower to every female-if we didnt have all these damned machines to work for us-it'd be obvious.Only this country with its wealth and technology has managed to subvert the natural order...:eek::mad:

I am So Craving a t-shirt emblazoned with:

Just another member of the DA Pervert Squad

I am So Craving a t-shirt emblazoned with:

Just another member of the DA Pervert Squad

That would be cool:nice:,I'd buy one...

people like to throw around the word pervert at anything its really meaninglessnow since on one really uses it when it should.

By Pappy's standards I probably am and you're not...

:eek::mad:

This innocent little waif won't put me on her ignore list despite the fact I keep shocking her..

Me... and all you perverts are SO busted! The FBI will be at your home shortly to confiscate your puters.

And will there be a strip search involved, by any chance!? :p ;) :D

I am So Craving a t-shirt emblazoned with:

Just another member of the DA Pervert SquadMe too! Where can we buy one?

Me too! Where can we buy one?


Ooooh! I am seeing a Cafe Press opportunity here!

I'd buy one! :D If I had a paypal account. :p

Ooooh! I am seeing a Cafe Press opportunity here!:p :nice: