in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Has anyone here been tortured by a woman?

Once. Her name was Mistress Tabitha and I paid her fifty bucks to do it. :|

FABLULOUS gimmick poster!

:nice:

FABLULOUS gimmick poster!

:nice:

LOL:nice:

*wonders who this gimmick poster is*...

Once. Her name was Mistress Tabitha and I paid her fifty bucks to do it. :|

I just saw the Opposite Sex Forum. Excuse the noob.

I'd still like Mistress Tabitha's number.....j/k

Anyway, I meant tortured mentally (or emotionally)?

This got moved to the Relationship forum.


LOL

:sadwavey: It's a dominant theme in my bio...

:eek3:

:eek3:

What's that supposed to mean, girlie?

Let's just say I wonder about fat mike sometimes. ;)

:sadwavey: It's a dominant theme in my bio...

Not a "dominant theme."

It's more an acute problem than a chronic one.

Let's just say I wonder about fat mike sometimes. ;)

Why.......is he...............a guy to avoid?

No. He's just good at making me wonder, that's all.

No. He's just good at making me wonder, that's all.

That's usually a good quality in a man....when they stop makin ya wonder, then they better watch out...

Actually, at times I find that to be rather exasperating.

At least when FM makes one wonder it's more on the fun side.

Actually, at times I find that to be rather exasperating.

At least when FM makes one wonder it's more on the fun side.

So you're sayin you like predictability in your men, unless its their sence of humor?

The girl of my dreams is unpredictable in almost every way, including her sence of humor.

I wouldn't go quite that far.

There's quite a bit of difference between spontaneity (which is a good thing, imo) and unpredictability (which can be either good or bad, as there are so many shades to it in itself).

I wouldn't go quite that far.

There's quite a bit of difference between spontaneity (which is a good thing, imo) and unpredictability (which can be either good or bad, as there are so many shades to it in itself).

I see, so a guy that comes home drunk and spontaneously kisses his girl is better than a guy who comes home drunk and unpredictably doesn't kiss her.

As long as he's predictably drunk?

Frankly, neither scenario sounds terribly thrilling but I'll tell you what - why don't you go give it a try and let's see what happens.

Frankly, neither scenario sounds terribly thrilling but I'll tell you what - why don't you go give it a try and let's see what happens.

Be careful,Sweety,Bogart wasn't always the good guy!!!

Gee, I wonder why that doesn't surprise me!? :hmm:

Frankly, neither scenario sounds terribly thrilling but I'll tell you what - why don't you go give it a try and let's see what happens.

You might be surprised at how thrilling it could be?

Perhaps. I've been known to be open-minded.

Perhaps. I've been known to be open-minded.

An open mind and a full set of teeth is all I ask of any woman.

Perhaps. I've been known to be open-minded.

:eek7: This is really starting to sound like a Bogey movie....

:eek7: This is really starting to sound like a Bogey movie....

Play it again, Sam.

Play it again, Sam.

Yeah but NoBrakes was sounding like Lauren Bacall too.

Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.

Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.

Now look here-your double post skipped to another thread...

Have I ever been tortured by a woman? Yeah, her name is any girlfriend of mine. They're all trouble. Not saying they're not worth it, but I really feel sometimes it's better to be alone.