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balivrigin
02-28-2006, 12:40 AM
I have a great body and a bubbly personality and a great job. But all i seem to attract are deabeat guys. whats the best way to go about it?

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 12:55 AM
Well, I'd suggest that you just sleep with as many men as possible. Go to the bars, clubs, libraries, DMVs, anywhere that men might be, and simple take off all your clothes and bend over the nearest waist-height object and present yourself for penetration. I think that'd be the best way to attract better guys.

balivrigin
02-28-2006, 12:57 AM
pervert molester....u treat women like garbage.......i hate men like u

Ponycar_302
02-28-2006, 01:02 AM
You can't. "Bubbly personality" is dating ad code for "mentality of a 12 year old schoolgirl." (Think of the woman who dated Vince Vaugn in The Wedding Crashers.) Unfortunately for you, that sort of personality only attracts the deadbeats and users.

Great body? Post a pic. We'll be the judge of that. :)

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 01:10 AM
pervert molester....u treat women like garbage.......i hate men like u


I love women like you. Now bend over and get to moaning.

balivrigin
02-28-2006, 01:14 AM
both behind bars in a real tough prison where they single out perverts like u two. You probably wouldnt sit down for a week hehehe

Ponycar_302
02-28-2006, 01:20 AM
both behind bars in a real tough prison where they single out perverts like u two. You probably wouldnt sit down for a week hehehe
Oh my God! Is that what prison is like? Tell me a prison story! I like hearing them from people who are in the know, not ignorant people like myself who have no idea of what happens in a prison. :)

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 01:23 AM
Maybe your rich yacht-owning boyfriend could arrange it, I'm sure he's friends with the governor or something.

Adi
02-28-2006, 01:27 AM
lol I am actually laughing out loud. balivrigin your responses are amusing.
Socialize in places that dont attract deadbeats,I agree the general bubbly personality tends to attract losers.

Ponycar_302
02-28-2006, 01:28 AM
Maybe your rich yacht-owning boyfriend could arrange it, I'm sure he's friends with the governor or something.
Maybe.

Hey Rice, check this out.
NOT WORK SAFE E-Bay link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ALEX-ART-ORIGINAL-LARGE-PAINTING-NUDE-IN-SUNLIGHT_W0QQitemZ7394468633QQcategoryZ20135QQrdZ1 QQcmdZViewItem)

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 01:30 AM
strange that she'd consider some guy with a yacht a deadbeat, those guys are usually worth millions

Ponycar_302
02-28-2006, 01:33 AM
strange that she'd consider some guy with a yacht a deadbeat, those guys are usually worth millions
[Simpsons Comicbook Store Guy voice]
She did not refer to me as a deadbeat. She referred to me as a pervert that deserves to be sodomized.
[/Simpsons Comicbook Store Guy voice]

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 01:36 AM
no, no, from earlier fool

remember, isn't this the one that said she jumped off her rich boyfriend's yacht or something?

anyhow, how did this troll manage to not get banned?

Ponycar_302
02-28-2006, 01:43 AM
no, no, from earlier fool
:|

remember, isn't this the one that said she jumped off her rich boyfriend's yacht or something?
Oh. I never heard of her before. I thought you were talking to me, although I couldn't figure out what the hell you were talking about. I just figured you were doing some off topic random post spam shit. :hmm:

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 01:44 AM
hahaha, never necessarily a bad assumption when it comes to me

look through her posts, they're freaking hilarious

MichaelB21
02-28-2006, 02:23 AM
The question is what do you consider a nice guy? I've never met a woman that wanted to date a push over which is what most women tend to consider the "nice guys." You mentioned dead beats but not necessarily if you were dating them, so it is difficult to answer your question.

Corporate Avenger
02-28-2006, 03:01 AM
Oh my God! Is that what prison is like? Tell me a prison story! I like hearing them from people who are in the know, not ignorant people like myself who have no idea of what happens in a prison. :)


Yea! Seriously, Pony has been violated many times in prison!

:|

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 03:22 AM
I thought that he'd do more pitching than catching, no?

Criminal
02-28-2006, 09:14 AM
Well, I'd suggest that you just sleep with as many men as possible. Go to the bars, clubs, libraries, DMVs, anywhere that men might be, and simple take off all your clothes and bend over the nearest waist-height object and present yourself for penetration. I think that'd be the best way to attract better guys.
Or just hang out on DA.

Maybe balivrigin can post a nudie pic in the EF?

;)

Canadiense
02-28-2006, 09:17 AM
How would you define a "nice" guy? Once you've determined exactly what that means (according to your standards), then we can examine whether that kind of guy fits your needs at all.

I see a lot of black and white here, something like, you're either a "nice" guy or a "deadbeat". And how can you generalize like this and say that a "bubbly personality" only attracts users? This must be coming from personal experience, so some of you here actually used women who had a happy-go-lucky personality. People who try hard to stay positive are harder to offend, most probably, makes it easier to dump them huh...

Virgin, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I gotta say: for someone who calles themselves "bubbly" you're awfully condescending. You don't appreciate anything or anyone. Beware, you just might be projecting your opinion of yourself on to others, when you call them losers.

Approach people with more respect (give them a chance), and you'll get respect back. What goes around comes around.:shrug:

No_Brakes
02-28-2006, 09:29 AM
Well, I'd suggest that you just sleep with as many men as possible. Go to the bars, clubs, libraries, DMVs, anywhere that men might be, and simple take off all your clothes and bend over the nearest waist-height object and present yourself for penetration. I think that'd be the best way to attract better guys.

Why have her do all that running around? Just send her to the pet store! ;)

Feenix566
02-28-2006, 11:11 AM
I have a great body and a bubbly personality and a great job. But all i seem to attract are deabeat guys. whats the best way to go about it?

both behind bars in a real tough prison where they single out perverts like u two. You probably wouldnt sit down for a week hehehe

pervert molester....u treat women like garbage.......i hate men like u

LOL!!

I have a bubbly personality, but I HATE YOU!!

I guess it's true that everyone lies in their online personal ads...

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 01:54 PM
Well, I guess a deadbeat is any guy who tries to take her onto his yacht and makes her jump ship and swim to shore with his crudeness. Also in this list are extremely successful businessmen who date 20 y/o girls and then proceed to burp and fart, and to make up for it buy them flowers everyday and send them to her workplace.

I wonder if the ghosts count as deadbeats, too.

Ponycar_302
02-28-2006, 03:48 PM
Well, I guess a deadbeat is any guy who tries to take her onto his yacht and makes her jump ship and swim to shore with his crudeness.
Actually, that sounds like Captain Stabbin. Maybe there's more to the story than she's telling us. :|

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 04:34 PM
of course there's more to the story

she never swam to shore, a helpful dolphin actually dragged her back to shore, but not before a sealion raped her

igofast
02-28-2006, 04:53 PM
:trolls:

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 04:54 PM
but this troll says she's got nice knockers, and check out her profile pic!

igofast
02-28-2006, 05:04 PM
you know what I think her problem is? Nice guys don't go out with chicks that sleep with ghosts.

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 05:20 PM
why do you have to be such a pig like that?

so what, a girl sleeps with a ghost or three and takes it up the butt, that doesn't mean she's a bad person, you deadbeat

boedicca
02-28-2006, 05:31 PM
How to attract a nice guy:

Don't be an exhibitionist slut.

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 05:50 PM
leave her alone, its not her fault that ghosts find her attractive

CowPunk
02-28-2006, 06:25 PM
Your problem, I fear, isn't attracting a nice guy - it's finding a nice guy attractive.

Ema
02-28-2006, 07:13 PM
you know what I think her problem is? Nice guys don't go out with chicks that sleep with ghosts.

yep, that has to be it. :nice:

R.Tricky
02-28-2006, 08:13 PM
Im a nice guy, I think. Maybe thats why Im having a hard time finding a gf. Should I be more of a dick?

caddis
02-28-2006, 08:20 PM
get your tongue pierced, have plastic surgeons apply handles on your ears and a beer holder on top of your head, and tape a remote control to the small of your back. if that doesn't work then you may be trying too hard

No_Brakes
02-28-2006, 08:21 PM
I'd say maybe, Ryan, since it does seem to work for some around here. :rolleyes:

But in all honesty, you're better off staying a nice guy, and let some really nice girl discover the gem you truly are! :nice:

caddis
02-28-2006, 08:23 PM
Don't be an exhibitionist slut.


Wooooo-nelly, she said ATTRACT not KEEP :|

Ema
02-28-2006, 08:25 PM
Im a nice guy, I think. Maybe thats why Im having a hard time finding a gf. Should I be more of a dick?

don't. :(

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 08:28 PM
I'm a jerk, and I get all the dates I want!

No_Brakes
02-28-2006, 08:29 PM
:slap:

Quiet, you. :mad:

caddis
02-28-2006, 08:30 PM
I'm a jerk, and I get all the dates I want!

You still doing volunteer work at the rehab clinic?

ResidentRice
02-28-2006, 08:34 PM
hells yeah baby! nothing better than some girls so desperate for drugs they'll snort ajax!

caddis
02-28-2006, 08:36 PM
hells yeah baby! nothing better than some girls so desperate for drugs they'll snort ajax!
hmmm....I think we have a sequel to Wedding Crashers :nice:

R.Tricky
02-28-2006, 11:29 PM
I'd say maybe, Ryan, since it does seem to work for some around here. :rolleyes:

But in all honesty, you're better off staying a nice guy, and let some really nice girl discover the gem you truly are! :nice:

You are a sweetheart NB!!! :D :banana:

Rayney
03-01-2006, 04:14 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/rayney_cat_rawr/how_to_get_a_boyfriend.jpg

ResidentRice
03-01-2006, 04:25 AM
I just stole taht pic from you, rayney!

Misteria
03-01-2006, 09:32 AM
both behind bars in a real tough prison where they single out perverts like u two. You probably wouldnt sit down for a week hehehe
:hmm: you seem familar to me, your other name is on tip of my tongue.
*bites tongue*

Misteria
03-01-2006, 09:32 AM
both behind bars in a real tough prison where they single out perverts like u two. You probably wouldnt sit down for a week hehehe
:hmm: you seem familar to me, your other name is on tip of my tongue.
*bites tongue*

Feenix566
03-01-2006, 10:28 AM
How to attract a nice guy:

Don't be an exhibitionist slut.

actually, you're wrong. being an exhibitionist slut will attract ALL men. trust me.

Tally
03-01-2006, 10:54 AM
Instead of waiting to see what kind of guys you attract go out and find a nice guy! You don't have to be limited to the deadbeat that walks up to you in the bar, get involved in other things and approach guys that you are attracted to instead of waiting to see what you attract.

boedicca
03-01-2006, 11:12 AM
actually, you're wrong. being an exhibitionist slut will attract ALL men. trust me.


Not for a real relationship. If she want's to be f---ed and ch---ed, then being an exhibitionist slut is a good strategy. If she wants a healthy relationship, behaving in a way which communicates self-respect is a better approach.

Monster
03-01-2006, 12:13 PM
I think not being totally batshit crazy would help too, but that may be beyond her capabilities.

No_Brakes
03-01-2006, 12:15 PM
:rofl:

loveblessing
03-01-2006, 12:20 PM
Quit dressing like this and a guy may become attracted to you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/beausoleil/Internet%20funnies/fat_wonder_woman.jpg

Misteria
03-01-2006, 01:43 PM
that looks familiar :rofl:

ResidentRice
03-01-2006, 03:23 PM
I think not being totally batshit crazy would help too, but that may be beyond her capabilities.

Yeah, that was my numer one piece of advice, too.

Samson
03-01-2006, 07:08 PM
Not for a real relationship. If she want's to be f---ed and ch---ed, then being an exhibitionist slut is a good strategy. .

"ch---ed?"

I hate playing "hangman."

boedicca
03-01-2006, 07:11 PM
You hate being hung?

What's that about?

:confused:

No_Brakes
03-01-2006, 07:19 PM
:rofl: :lol:

Samson
03-02-2006, 12:59 PM
You hate being hung?

What's that about?

:confused:

Physical deformity is not always blessing....there are zippers, etc....

Monster
03-02-2006, 03:43 PM
Small to medium-sized dogs, too.

:hmm:

SasquatchBeak
03-31-2006, 12:00 PM
How to attract a "nice guy" . . . I suggest you get involved in activities that will attract non bar hopping guys. How about joining some sort of co-ed sports team or hanging out in coffee shops. I would also suggest book stores. Another quality way to find a cool guy is to ask your lady friends who know guys who know other guys ala a "blind date." Keep it within the network of people you know.

most of all, stop worrying about it. We all get married eventually, whether we want to or not. Best of luck and cheers.

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