This is really, really bizarre. Especially the shit about "Good Behavior Days." That truly takes the cake.

Link (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html)

A bdsm relationship.

How'd he get her in the first place?

That's hot. :nice: :p

Disfunctional posting Astro!

omg :eek:

what a freak! :( Who would marry that. :nonono:

Disfunctional posting Astro!

Oh, yeah, my bad. Uh, typo? Maybe I missread the thing. Hmm.







































:nice: :p

I'd take bets the guy was an abused child.

I read the document on TSG, and I've got to tell you, I see no problem with it.

:shrug:

How'd he get her in the first place?

Submissives...

Sicko - I bet he has a really small pecker.

Sicko - I bet he has a really small pecker.

OK which do you have more trouble with, Boe?

1. Maintaining pubic hair density above the "viginal slit" with a maximum 2.0" X 1.0" X 1/3"

2. Having to choose from only 5 pairs of "non-thong" underwear.

Remember, the 2X1X1/3 patch can be of ANY shape!

Sam,you make it sound so reasonable. With a basement full of females this guy has got to be a bush leaguer to a pro like you...

Sam,you make it sound so reasonable. With a basement full of females this guy has got to be a bush leaguer to a pro like you...

LMAO...."Bush leaguer!"

I bet you didn't even mean to do that.

It was an oversight :blush:

Sam,you make it sound so reasonable. With a basement full of females this guy has got to be a bush leaguer to a pro like you...

I must admit, though, that the 2.0" X 1.0" tolerances on pubic hair are, well, um, "tight."

I mean seriously, do you even shave your sideburns to exact 1/10" lengths every freakin' time? I would have though he could be more leinient.

Why are you being rational all of a sudden? Are you luring another victim to your quarters?

Why are you being rational all of a sudden? Are you luring another victim to your quarters?

One must be especially subtle whe stalking Boe............


Damn you Mike, ya made me slip up again!

Dreamscapist? Is that you? :p

That is one kinky man....

What kind of girl would even marry a guy after he showed her that for her signature? And where can I find them?

Probably a woman who thought:
He'll change. He'll change for me, I'll make him want to change.

:|

I'm sure he'd change, right after he was done sniffing all her thongs and measuring the length of her curlies.

We all want a woman like that. This guy is just the only one to write it down.

I wonder if I can re-negotiate my marriage agreement;)

OK which do you have more trouble with, Boe?

1. Maintaining pubic hair density above the "viginal slit" with a maximum 2.0" X 1.0" X 1/3"

2. Having to choose from only 5 pairs of "non-thong" underwear.

Remember, the 2X1X1/3 patch can be of ANY shape!


Definitely #1. I usually go commando, so #2 is rather a moot point.

I hate the shaving thing. The itching drives me up the wall.

One must be especially subtle whe stalking Boe............


Damn you Mike, ya made me slip up again!


You'll Never Catch Me.

I won't share a bathroom - your basement and attic are way overpopulated.

Dreamscapist? Is that you? :p



Nope. Everything all spelled out in advance like that is boring, and pretty lame. The real fun is in the training.

That is one kinky man....

What kind of girl would even marry a guy after he showed her that for her signature? And where can I find them?

*coughcough*

That's hot. :nice: :p

;)

*coughcough*



;)

Yeah,in the other thread you called ME a weirdo..

:rofl:

FM +1.

Yeah,in the other thread you called ME a weirdo..

I make no personal claims to be either normal or weird. I let others make those assumptions of me. :)

:p