I am always willing to help you younger dudes out there get your skills fined tune in order maximize action in the office. In this example, I demonstrate what not to do when attempting to "score" with a receptionist at the office.

First mistake is wearing glasses. Now notice she seems to be squirming as I bring her closer while she sits on my lap. Look at the body language. Her backhand indicates she is not ready for further action until more effort has been made to calm her down.

http://www.geocities.com/jimdeecken/office1.txt

Then, I go for broke by attempting to lick her face and get laughed at. http://smiliesftw.com/!/runawaycrying.gif

http://www.geocities.com/jimdeecken/office2.txt

Try to learn from my mistakes. Ya smell meh?

Wow, I feel somehow enlightened, or not.

Did I just actually go to you for advice? It must have bee temporary insanity...

Dude, she's going to stab you in the eye. And then jump back so the blood doesn't spoog all over her pretty white tee-shirt.

double ewe tea eff?

so did you mount her on the copier or what?

It's kinda funny that Snouter now has a hairdo very similar to the chick's.

Nah, Snouter's isn't bleached, teased, or sprayed. It's 80s hair, definitely.

I imagine her sounding like Joan Cusack in "Working Girl".

It's kinda funny that Snouter now has a hairdo very similar to the chick's.

What chick????


You mean, that's not Snouter sitting on the dude's lap?:confused:

*blinks**blinks again*..Snouter is that really you or a very young Howard Stern??:eek3:

:p

If those are really pics of snouter....

*thinks of evil ways to photochop pictures*

I will have some interesting material to taunt him with, a la the "I love Boe Fan Club" pic.

If those are really pics of snouter....

*thinks of evil ways to photochop pictures*

I will have some interesting material to taunt him with, a la the "I love Boe Fan Club" pic.

Why photochop?

Snouter can't get any goofier lookin' than that! :p

DAMN! I can only save it as a text file for some reason... I can't grab the pic

sadface

Lol...

Wish I had as good a sense of humor as Boedicca and Samson. :)

these photos scream "80s". :p

gawd that pinny dress she is wearing is soooooo 80s! :eek:
yeah sure that is suppoed to be snouter?
now ways :eek:

Tell her: "92Notch says: "What's up"". ... well don't do it if it'll aide her in the harassment case against you, of course. :D lol (just messing w/ you :nice:)

DAMN! I can only save it as a text file for some reason... I can't grab the pic

sadface

hit Ctrl-Printscreen (the key above insert) then open up your favorite image editor (such as photoshop, fireworks, or paint) and hit Paste. That'll give you a pic of the whole window you were looking at, and you can get the pic out of that.

I believe the pics are early '90's, but I there is no date stamp on the photos which is unusual.

92Notch, I was thinking how scary this would be if it was in the context of the sexual harrassment scenarios of recent years. Her office was across the hall and technically an employee of a wholly owned subsidiary, but still.

It was more scary sometimes to drive around with here at lunch breaks because of the inner city folk don't take kindly to a cheerful blonde with a model-like body. I took her the local bank one time for some errands. When we pulled up in the parking lot, a group of obese Black females emerged from their car threatening to attack her. I forget how the situation was diffused. She was giggling all the way through the crisis. I kept telling her to stop laughin'. :p

Take it from Chuck, the only real way to pick up a girl at the office, is by the throat. That way they can't scream for help. You can sling one over each shoulder, carry them out through the front entrance, and if anyone gives you any **** Just tell them Chuck Norris said it was ok.