One major problem with Western Society is we're simply not protective enough of our females-I guess women should have access to most of this forum but when the men get really nasty perhaps female access should be prohibited.




you do understand this is a joke?

I'm all for it. With the exception of TLG it would inhibit the posting of man-pr0n :hmm:

I'm all for it. With the exception of TLG it would inhibit the posting of man-pr0n :hmm:

As long as he posts what it is in the thread titles, I don't see a problem...just don't look!

*kicks Fat Mike in the shins for good measure*

You're really cute when you're indignant!!*rubs shins*

I have yet to check out the famous TEF forum. So...is it worth it or not?

a bunch of girls running around without their shirts bending over to pick stuff up off the floor...

lol sorry FM...that doesnt do a thing for me.

it's not really worth it.

I love when im checkin out some porn and I see one of the girls down there watchin with me. :drool:

:eek7:

I love when im checkin out some porn and I see one of the girls down there watchin with me. :drool:

That was your reflection...:confused:

Whatevers clever babeh. :noyce:

Mysty=clever babeh Lol!

I have yet to check out the famous TEF forum. So...is it worth it or not?

The Everything Forum is for adults-only discussion, it's where our sexual threads are supposed to go.

The Not Work Safe forum is where all of the images and videos, etc. are linked (but not hosted on our server).

That was your reflection...:confused:
:nice:

I have yet to check out the famous TEF forum. So...is it worth it or not?

If you wanna see my rump it is. :hiya:

eeewwwwwwww no thanks kellet! :p
you should see the nekkid photos of some of our male members smalltown http://www.discussanything.com/forums/images/smilies/23.gif

OK,here's the reference-but it still doesn't explain why?

If you wanna see my rump it is. :hiya:


LOL Kellet I think those hormones of yours are really running wild already. I still cant convince Anrora to look at your tushy though.

And I'm still a TEF virgin until someone can tell me theres something in there I really need or want to see.:nice:

If you wanna see my rump it is. :hiya:

I think I posted mine in that same thread.

...you should see the nekkid photos of some of our male members smalltown http://www.discussanything.com/forums/images/smilies/23.gif

You really should, STH!!!! :D

Female participation in TEF makes it interesting. TEF would suck if it were all men.

Still debating on it. Wonder to myself if theres anyone on here I would really want to see naked?

Again, the photos are only half of what TEF is about. And that thread is only one of many.

If you don't want to engage in that part, you can always just stay in TEF itself, as opposed to the NWS forum, and just engage in the discussions.

I thought women liked parading around naked in front of men.

of course you'd think that. :rolleyes:

Just like how they think that we love washing dishes & scrubbing toilets! :nice:

I've never seen a nekkid pic of any of the guys Need a linky LOL

I thought women liked parading around naked in front of men.



Wait are we not suppose to like that?

TEF would suck if it were all men.

:| <3

Just like how they think that we love washing dishes & scrubbing toilets! :nice:

That would be under the aegis of your nesting instinct-not a pleasure but more a compulsion.

of course you'd think that. :rolleyes:

Women would rather pose than gawk-you're denying a commonly known and self evident fact.

Oh and thanx for being honest Smalltown!

That would be under the aegis of your nesting instinct-not a pleasure but more a compulsion.


Lol, boy are you misinformed.

If I am scrubbing the toilet its not because I prefer the duty more than my man does. It means
A) I hate the filth more than the work
B) The man pretends not to 'see' the dirt in order to get out of a nasty chore.
Also note while doing this chore more often than not, the man is the target of my frustration. There is no pleasure in these activities, only a pleasant end result...cleanliness.

Unfortunately, even though my man & I split the bills & both work 40+ hours a week, it is I whom society judges for having a dirty home, and not the man. Some stereotypes are hard to remove.

You are very welcome Bruce!!

Lol, boy are you misinformed.

If I am scrubbing the toilet its not because I prefer the duty more than my man does. It means
A) I hate the filth more than the work
B) The man pretends not to 'see' the dirt in order to get out of a nasty chore.
Also note while doing this chore more often than not, the man is the target of my frustration. There is no pleasure in these activities, only a pleasant end result...cleanliness.

Unfortunately, even though my man & I split the bills & both work 40+ hours a week, it is I whom society judges for having a dirty home, and not the man. Some stereotypes are hard to remove.

Calm down,Sweety-I could just concede the point but then you'd walk away thinking I was evil-the "nesting" element in your makeup enables you to see dirt and won't let you ignore it,it also makes you more sensitive to the judgements of society.The thing is a package deal and almost diabolically conceived I might add.Men have to fight wars and hunt for bears,we can't afford to put our attention on the speck of dirt in our boot.

Well, we could, but then we'd have to deal with people calling us faries, etc.

Notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat.

Monster my husband also cleans at home and hes no fairy! :lol:

Querida,necesita a entender toda de esta basura es no mas por la lucha con Mysty-de veras-yo cuidaria mucho a mi esposa y ayudare como posible-pero no di la a ella!

....Men have to fight wars and hunt for bears,....

:eek3:

:eek3:

I meant actual forest bears.

Well, thank God, because I hate picking arrows out of my ass. ;)

Querida,necesita a entender toda de esta basura es no mas por la lucha con Mysty-de veras-yo cuidaria mucho a mi esposa y ayudare como posible-pero no di la a ella!

Fine. When you bring home a bear, I'll clean the toilet. :|

Nah, f*ck that. I'll come clean your toilet and then we'll have a glass of wine and talk about how boys are stupid.

It's an early cocktail hour Chez Boe today. My boating trip got cancelled because the Captain slipped and broke some miscellaneous bone-stuffs.

I am annoyed - but consoling myself with a nice glass of Zinfandel.

BoiZ are shtoopid, no doubt.

"miscellaneous bone-stuffs"? Like they weren't any important bones? ;)

Like I have no idea the scientific name for the obscure little bones of the hand.

Although, such knowledge might be useful if one were ever on Jeopardy - but as I have no game show or orthopedic surgeon aspirations, I shall remain unedumacated about such bone-stuffs.

Women would rather pose than gawk-you're denying a commonly known and self evident fact.

Where do you get this idea? :eek:

I can only speak for myself, but I'd rather gawk. :D

Ladies, would you all really rather pose??? :eek3:

*snicker* You're so compassionate, Bo. Really, it was just a little bone in his hand. It's not like it was his credit card hand, or anything. ;)

I AM compassionate. As the others went off to the hospital, I cleaned up the boat - put away all the beverages and foodstuffs, cleaned the dishes, straighted up the cabin, etc. I made it all nice for them when they get back home.

Oh, sweetie, I was just teasing. It just struck me as very funny.

edit to add: yeah, Em, I'm a gawker, not a poser.

Well, I have to admit being a teensy bit peeved that my anticipated cruise around The Bay was cancelled. The weather is extraordinarily Blue today.

Here in the Great White North, in February, I do envy you Left Coastists.

edit to add: or even Florida; really, I am so sick of snow.

We've been having a bit of a cold snap - temps in the low 40s/high 30s at night - but the sunshine today is quite gorgeous.

Fine. When you bring home a bear, I'll clean the toilet. :|

Hilarious that you quoted my spanish.Unfortunately,I have to struggle with the bears and the toilets by myself-women stay having a bf to help them and even when they don't have one people help them.

Where do you get this idea? :eek:

I can only speak for myself, but I'd rather gawk. :D

Ladies, would you all really rather pose??? :eek3:

Women pose,men gawk-do you really believe things are this way because men are in charge? Do you even believe that men ARE in charge?

Oh, sweetie, I was just teasing. It just struck me as very funny.

edit to add: yeah, Em, I'm a gawker, not a poser.

Bear Stories is hardly a typical example.Neither is Mysty,for that matter.

Oh, cold snap? With wind chill it was 15 below here today and we have 45,000 feet of snow. I hate you and I hope you get hit by a bus. :D

Don't hate me just because I'm Beeeyootiful.

Hate me because I live where the average crappy 3/2 tract home costs over $600K.

Nah, I think I'll still hate you because you're beeeyoootiful. ;)

And how does that whole housing market thing work? It's just insane. On the Left Coast, my little house would qualify as a McMansion. On the bonus side, here, in the frozen tundra, I don't have a neigboor for two miles.

The housing market here is insane. I bought my house 10 years ago and it has nearly tripled in value. I can never move unless I want to downsize to a smaller abode (I am too much of a packrat for that maneuvre).

I think the escalation of prices has been severely exacerabated by creative (re: deceptive) mortgate financing. I put 20% down. My sister's fiance just bought a $1.2M house in Berkeley for 0% down. This is absolutely insane. Such loans are usually adjustable - his mortgage will go through the roof if rates increase. I would never want that much debt - but to each his own.

I was really lucky. I had some family money so my debt load is really low. And thank God for that! If I had had a heavy house payment when my ex walked out, I don't know what I would have done. I have friends who make ridiculous house payments, and I honestly don't know how they do it. Two, three kids in private school and a house payment of $1000 a month? Toss in a couple of car payments and they're broke.

women stay having a bf to help them and even when they don't have one people help them.


Lol, what do I need a man for? I can fix leaks, shovel snow & paint the fence.
Don't assume all women are eyelash-batting twits.

Lol, what do I need a man for? I can fix leaks, shovel snow & paint the fence.
Don't assume all women are eyelash-batting twits.

Some men find ladies who can stand on their own two feet with some gumption and independence very attractive.

Lol, what do I need a man for? I can fix leaks, shovel snow & paint the fence.
Don't assume all women are eyelash-batting twits.

It's that dam cold weather what makes you so mean ain't it?
I beware of women who try to come off as eyelash batting twits.
You DO in fact HAVE a boyfriend.
If you really believe I'm this chauvinistic and I've worked so many years
on crews with mostly women you are naive little tot.
Women DO enjoy being watched and admired by men and they dress to maximize the entertainment.QED-it doesn't make you a twit to like having a guy's eyes intently following you.
Women wear uncomfortable tight fitting clothing because the appearance is more important to them than the comfort.
None of this is new.None of this is a surprise to you.

Some men find ladies who can stand on their own two feet with some gumption and independence very attractive.

My man can rest assured I want him here with me because I want him here, and not because the tap drips.

My man can rest assured I want him here with me because I want him here, and not because the tap drips.

What more could a man ask for?

:nice:

My man can rest assured I want him here with me because I want him here, and not because the tap drips.


Well, yeah, but there is that wood to split and if he's here anyway, I guess the oil in my car needs changed, right? ;) I mean, it's not like I can't open my own picke jar or kill a bug or anything, but if he's handy.....

It's that dam cold weather what makes you so mean ain't it?
I beware of women who try to come off as eyelash batting twits.
You DO in fact HAVE a boyfriend.
If you really believe I'm this chauvinistic and I've worked so many years
on crews with mostly women you are naive little tot.
Women DO enjoy being watched and admired by men and they dress to maximize the entertainment.QED-it doesn't make you a twit to like having a guy's eyes intently following you.
Women wear uncomfortable tight fitting clothing because the appearance is more important to them than the comfort.
None of this is new.None of this is a surprise to you.

I don't wear anything uncomfortable to look more appealling. I don't wear heels and I don't wear girdles, or spandex. I don't know that many who do. I am not a doll, I am a person. I do not try to mold my body into something someone may find appealing. I'm me, big feet, fat ass and all.
I am also not unlike many other women, who feel the same way.

You keep trying to analyze women & put them in neat packages. We aren't stereotypes. We are individuals with feeling & aspirations. Our sole existance isn't to be men's playthings.
I am not a tight corset, I am not a pair of stilettos. I am a mother, and a sister and a lover.

...I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed...

:D

Well, yeah, but there is that wood to split and if he's here anyway, I guess the oil in my car needs changed, right? ;) I mean, it's not like I can't open my own picke jar or kill a bug or anything, but if he's handy.....

But that's not the sole reason for his existance...:p

But that's not the sole reason for his existance...:p

Well, of course not. The sole reason for his existance is it's goddamn cold here! ;)

I don't wear anything uncomfortable to look more appealling. I don't wear heels and I don't wear girdles, or spandex. I don't know that many who do. I am not a doll, I am a person. I do not try to mold my body into something someone may find appealing. I'm me, big feet, fat ass and all.
I am also not unlike many other women, who feel the same way.

You keep trying to analyze women & put them in neat packages. We aren't stereotypes. We are individuals with feeling & aspirations. Our sole existance isn't to be men's playthings.
I am not a tight corset, I am not a pair of stilettos. I am a mother, and a sister and a lover.

wow,are we fighting? You think I look for those things in a woman? Perhaps I observe those things in my environment.I'm not too happy with the women I deal with.
I live in a very conservative place where women have to deal with mean chauvinsitic men.Women put up with a lot of crap from guys here.
The women are shallow and appearance oriented and there's no social
pressure for anyone to get an education-except if you trade your grades in for a high paying job-but there are a lot of educated people getting less than uneducated because our society is so appearnce oriented.

wow,are we fighting? You think I look for those things in a woman? Perhaps I observe those things in my environment.I'm not too happy with the women I deal with.
I live in a very conservative place where women have to deal with mean chauvinsitic men.Women put up with a lot of crap from guys here.
The women are shallow and appearance oriented and there's no social
pressure for anyone to get an education-except if you trade your grades in for a high paying job-but there are a lot of educated people getting less than uneducated because our society is so appearnce oriented.

What kind of backwards place do you live in? :(

What kind of backwards place do you live in? :(

It's Texas,Sweety:(-I'm glad you are the way you are,I always did like you...

It's Texas,Sweety:(-I'm glad you are the way you are,I always did like you...

Man, no wonder you can't find a decent woman there...:nonono:

thank you,Sugar. Every dog has his day though.But your compassion is like a warm puppy on a cold day. ok it was corny but i meant well...

...I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed...

:D


I LOVE that song!!!!:nice:

Now listen here MISTER....dont put all women from TEXAS in that category either!!! Screw the water hose...Im going to the closet for the whip now!!!

Heh heh...thanks! It's like a theme song for me.

It just seemed to flow naturally from the end of myst's post - like she had that in mind herself! :D

I have always loved that song and related to it as well.

Now listen here MISTER....dont put all women from TEXAS in that category either!!! Screw the water hose...Im going to the closet for the whip now!!!


No kidding. I don't know what FM's problem his, but he obviously has a bad attitude about both men and women. And he lives in AUSTIN, for God's sake, an extremely liberal city filled with university students and progressive politics.

I love and admire Texas women, who by and large are independent and quite practical, not to mention the prettiest girls in the country. To judge and dismiss them all by the denizens of whatever microcosm he exists in is not only unfair, but totally ludicrous.

Now listen here MISTER....dont put all women from TEXAS in that category either!!! Screw the water hose...Im going to the closet for the whip now!!!

I'm not putting you on that category=2 people's experience of the same area can be quite different.I worked health care and security and grew up in a part of town infested with dopers,Austin is purported to be ultra liberal-most of the whites I know are racists and far right-I know there are liberals here somewhere,college kids don't talk much to a guy like me-I'm too far down on the "food chain" I guess.

You can go to the slums of any metropolitan area of any state and see the same type of losers...it is not representative of the general area. I suggest you take a long stroll out of there and discover the real Austin, and the real Texas.

:lol:

I think Fat Mike lives in a 1950's era movie...

No kidding. I don't know what FM's problem his, but he obviously has a bad attitude about both men and women. And he lives in AUSTIN, for God's sake, an extremely liberal city filled with university students and progressive politics.

I love and admire Texas women, who by and large are independent and quite practical, not to mention the prettiest girls in the country. To judge and dismiss them all by the denizens of whatever microcosm he exists in is not only unfair, but totally ludicrous.


:eekdance: A man with taste and intelligence....I'm impressed!!!!


And Bruce this is for you.......:slap:

Actually the small towns in Texas are better,though it's hard to find work-DS is a journalist,he lives in an insulated environment,he also doesn't have to live here.
Austin's being liberal is a myth.Austin's full of pissy snobs showing off their hot rides and christmas decorations.The mexicans have taken the unskilled jobs and hamstrung the unions and the Bosses have an attitude that stinks to high heaven.Lots of gays and potheads-if that's liberal-but they vote republican.
If you don't live here you don't know.

Well either way quit putting all of Texas women in one catergory or Im coming to Austin and kicking your prissy little tail for you ....smiling sweetly as I make that last statement.

Actually the small towns in Texas are better,though it's hard to find work-DS is a journalist,he lives in an insulated environment,he also doesn't have to live here.
Austin's being liberal is a myth.Austin's full of pissy snobs showing off their hot rides and christmas decorations.The mexicans have taken the unskilled jobs and hamstrung the unions and the Bosses have an attitude that stinks to high heaven.Lots of gays and potheads-if that's liberal-but they vote republican.
If you don't live here you don't know.

I've lived in Austin twice before, for years at a time, and have spent a whole lot of off-time there as well. There is nothing insulated about my environment, as my travels take me among all walks of life. But I do have the sense to limit my time in areas that do not appeal to me.
Aside from the "pissy" frat and sorority kids, your city has an abundance of artists, musicians, educators, social and political activists, writers, environmentalists, and nonpretentious bohemian folk...of all ages and degrees of "beauty." And of course there is SO much natural beauty to find tranquility in...the lakes and hills and rivers and parks....spend some time there, and you will possibly find people on the same page as you seeking peace as well. Have you ever considered or tried to change jobs and locations so that you are around less-depressing people? You really should, as you seem to be becoming very bitter and self-isolated.

And one other thing: you never really know a woman until you are her man, for that is whom she will most reveal her true nature to, not her co-workers or the clerks and other acquaintances she encounters on a daily basis. In other words, women may seem shallow and superficial to people whose lives they skim in mundane activities, but to their lovers and friends they most likely present great depth and warmth. Don't judge the surface just because you aren't permitted to see what's within.

Very well put Dream....you have amazed me today with your postings.

Ladies, would you all really rather pose??? :eek3:

I am a shameless gawker. =\

Very well put Dream....you have amazed me today with your postings.




Well, thanks, hon...it's Texas ladies like you who fuel my respect of them.

Why thank you Dream...and thats the key words there....Ladies and respect!

I'm wondering just how many people actually see the satire in FM's posts...

Satire is a device of attack motivated by contempt.


I'm looking beneath the surface here, which is what I advise FM to do.

What is more deserving of attack than the stilted and artificial way men and women interact? I'm not a child,I know what I'm fighting.
Sexual liberation didn't liberate anyone.
Society in Texas is caste ridden and reactionary.They call themselves "liberals" because of their "progressive" lifestyles-the Bosses are still cruel and selfish and noone challenges their stranglehold.

I have this image in my head of the 1918 garment district fire. Apparently, in Bruce's head, women still jump off roofs to avoid the flames.

What is more deserving of attack than the stilted and artificial way men and women interact? I'm not a child,I know what I'm fighting.
Sexual liberation didn't liberate anyone.
Society in Texas is caste ridden and reactionary.They call themselves "liberals" because of their "progressive" lifestyles-the Bosses are still cruel and selfish and noone challenges their stranglehold.



Perhaps you should try Wisconsin.


At least find you a nice, traditional Oma in New Braunfels or Gruene and spend your days peacefully stuffing German sausages.

Perhaps you should try Wisconsin.


At least find you a nice, traditional Oma in New Braunfels or Gruene and spend your days peacefully stuffing German sausages.

I know you're kidding but I find nothing really wrong with the idea.

I have this image in my head of the 1918 garment district fire. Apparently, in Bruce's head, women still jump off roofs to avoid the flames.

Again the idea surfaces that I'm behind the times-I'm nowhere near as conservative as you people think.
In the past women were regarded as pets or property-I'd prefer to spend time with a lady who could take me to task,I wouldnt want to deal with an immoral woman,she should be faithful to me etc-but she shouldn't see the man as some kind of king,I don't want her performing obeisances to me,I don't her to be fearful of expressing herself...

Oh, sweetie, I'm teasing you. And, really, you don't have to worry about the obesience thing. Not only will I not curtsey to you, I'll probably kick your ass. Just ask Ryan, and really, man, wear a cup. ;)

But this doesn't mean that I don't love being treated like a lady, which is what I suspect you were trying to say, yeah?

Oh, sweetie, I'm teasing you. And, really, you don't have to worry about the obesience thing. Not only will I not curtsey to you, I'll probably kick your ass. Just ask Ryan, and really, man, wear a cup. ;)

But this doesn't mean that I don't love being treated like a lady, which is what I suspect you were trying to say, yeah?

The Amisch are ahead of you backwards backwards people.
I don't care to have my a55 kiked thank you.Romance should be a gentle and slow thing.
Women are still constrained by biology-they're still of necessity passive and meek.They still run when you want them.

You say women are passive and weak? And you live in Texas?

The Amisch are ahead of you backwards backwards people.
I don't care to have my a55 kiked thank you.Romance should be a gentle and slow thing.
Women are still constrained by biology-they're still of necessity passive and meek.They still run when you want them.

Are you kidding? Dude, you completely don't know enough modern women. But, really, good luck with that.

HAHAHA

passive and meek, that's a good one. :D Okay, now be serious. :)

Read Xach's post-over and over again.
Remember my thread "How women are all delicate little flowers"?

I know you're kidding but I find nothing really wrong with the idea.



I'm not kidding at all, but rather seriously trying to steer you towards the traditional values and genteel folk that I think you'd be more comfortable with.
At the very least try to find a job in a less depressing part of Austin.

I'm really not attacking you personally, I just don't want you to apply a skewed perspective toward all of Texas and its women; it's neither fair nor accurate.

True....because although I like to be treated like a lady dont let that fool you...I am by no means passive or meek.

I'm not kidding at all, but rather seriously trying to steer you towards the traditional values and genteel folk that I think you'd be more comfortable with.
At the very least try to find a job in a less depressing part of Austin.

I'm really not attacking you personally, I just don't want you to apply a skewed perspective toward all of Texas and its women; it's neither fair nor accurate.

Actually I'm not in love with what you're saying but I don't think you're being mean either.
Texas has some wonderful people-we've had some unfortunate problems with the borders and politicians and so on-as far as women,I've had some bad luck,shown some bad judgement-seriously I'm trying to learn now since I'm not able to "make the dating scene" yet-what makes a good woman-traditional isn't all good really.
I AM a little bitter but I'm mostly having fun.
You're right about the job too.

What Bear said.

What Bear said.

You watch that smart tongue Young Lady-you don't want me bringing P&M in here!:mad:

You watch that smart tongue Young Lady-you don't want me bringing P&M in here!:mad:

Lol, you only want him here cause he's the only one that will agree with you! :p

P&M is a female...

Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England. :|

Interesting-what other claims do you contest? She says she's a woman.Why would she lie?

She doesn't speak like a woman. Especially about woman things. And I don't mean because of the generation gap, I mean totally naive about women.
He's a dude.

Honey,if women weren't cooperating in the anti feminist backlash it'd just die-P&M is a lady...

You only know what he proclaims.
You rally alongside him too much without looking at what your jumping into. Sometimes, one cannot see the forest for the trees. :|

You can't see the difference between me and P&M? :yikes:

Birds of a feather...

So you would hang out with P&M if geography permitted it?:scratch:

Absolutely not. I've no mind for trolls.

11 minutes

Leakage from "the whine cellar"

Why is this thread in this forum?

Leakage from "the whine cellar"

Why is this thread in this forum?

It's supposedly related to TOS issues-I'm trying to protect these poor little women from your graphic images...

It's supposedly related to TOS issues-I'm trying to protect these poor little women from your graphic images...

I thought Igofast was a male?

Because FM thinks we are passive and meek and not smart enough to look away if its something that offends us!

Because FM thinks we are passive and meek and not smart enough to look away if its something that offends us!

Not quite,Sugar-you're trying to get off easy-this is much more complex-I feel like a man should pretend to be an incorrigible chauvinist so he can satisfy the maternal urges of females seeking to correct the "Bad Boy"-
mommy please don't spank me!I'll try to do better!

Not quite,Sugar-you're trying to get off easy-this is much more complex-I feel like a man should pretend to be an incorrigible chauvinist so he can satisfy the maternal urges of females seeking to correct the "Bad Boy"-
mommy please don't spank me!I'll try to do better!

SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... .............

Not quite,Sugar-you're trying to get off easy-this is much more complex-I feel like a man should pretend to be an incorrigible chauvinist so he can satisfy the maternal urges of females seeking to correct the "Bad Boy"-
mommy please don't spank me!I'll try to do better!


Awww Brucie....If you just wanted a spanking why play the head games, Just ask for one and Im sure someone would oblige you!:p

the games are kind of part of the fun...

hmmm I see......