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Versialles treaty,
Weak government, inflation
Hitler connects Jew with the “stab in the back” theory
Hitler makes plans to gain Lebensraum

France assures Poland that if they hold out a few weeks they’ll invade Germany from the west
Germany invades Poland to get common border with USSR after invading Czechoslovakia
French/ British too cowardly to stand by commitments
After Poles hold out six weeks USSR invades Poland after seeing the west won’t stop them
USSR/Germany begin cooperation
French are attacked while they plan a war for after they wait another year to involve themselves
Nazis rule Europe
Nazi organized coalition invades USSR

Yawn.
The Jews inflicted an auto-genicide in order to get sympathy and create the state of Israel. Millions of Jews agreed to end their lives for this cause. Yawn. Heard it all. :blas:

Yawn.
The Jews inflicted an auto-genicide in order to get sympathy and create the state of Israel. Millions of Jews agreed to end their lives for this cause. Yawn. Heard it all. :blas:

People have used cannon fodder before.

My version:


WW I ends, world blames Germany and drops the bill on their lap.
Versailles treaty creates Weimar Republic.
Weimar Germany can't pay bills, prints worthless money to pay it with
German economy collapses.
Hitler rises to power. Gives Germans sense of pride by blaming all their problems on communists and Jews. Promises economic revitalization.
Hitler sees West Europe as too daunting, sets sights on East Europe, begins building military while promising peace.
Hitler annexes Austria in semi-peaceful coup. Promises Europe he's not after war.
Nazi propaganda creates news about violence in the Sudentenland against ethnic Germans. Hitler claims he has to liberate them. Invades. Promises Europe peace.
Hitler strikes deal with Stalin. Hitler invades from the West while Russia waits in the East.
France and England enter war. Nazi's push them back to the West and keep part of France.
Hitler invades France.
Hitler breaks peace with Russia, invades at the onset of winter. (Fatal mistake).
Japanese invite US into war. (Second fatal mistake).
D-Day. Massive allied landing in West, while Russia pushes Germany back in East.
German forces ordered to raize towns they have to give up.
Berlin falls, with US coming from the west, and Russia from the east.
Hitler makes last journal entry. Insists he didn't start the war. He's a man of peace, and was only defending Germany. It was the jooz fault. Kills self.
Hooray!

Hitler sees West Europe as too daunting, sets sights on East Europe

Hitle wanted the Ukraine because he needed space to populate with his master race (lebensraum)

France and England enter war. Nazi's push them back to the West and keep part of France.

The French decided they would waith a full year before making any offensive,
the only military action taken by either state was to drop propaganda fliers on German cities

Japanese invite US into war

They considered it a preemptive strike,

Hitle wanted the Ukraine because he needed space to populate with his master race (lebensraum)


Yes, but he wanted everything for population wiht his master race. He picked Eastern Europe because he didn't think there were as many soft targets, so to speak, in the west.


The French decided they would waith a full year before making any offensive,
the only military action taken by either state was to drop propaganda fliers on German cities


On second look, you're right. They declared war, but didn't mount an offensive.


They considered it a preemptive strike,

Yep. They shouldn't have done it, though. We had already passed a Nuterality Act regarding Germany. Without Pearl Harbour, we may not have entered the war for years. Attacking Russia, particularly at the onset of Winter, and bringing the US into the war were two extremely poor decisions.

because he didn't think there were as many soft targets, so to speak, in the west.


Becuase it was enormous, more lightly populated (fewer people to be removed), fertile, and oil in the caucases. He also hated communism

Without Pearl Harbour, we may not have entered the war for years

Maybe if they didn't attack the Phillipines, certainly with less enthusiasm.
But they feared our embargos which included crucial oil suplies was to weaken them before war.

Pearl harbor also should have targeted air craft carriers rather than battleships that were already more or less obsolete.