In Washington, at any rate, was the famous Horse Sex Fatality Case. Now, being a non-judgemental kind of guy, I don't want to accuse the decedent of having been a sick, perverted bastard, or anything, because we live in this enlightened society, and all. But the manner of death has always been classed as 'internal injuries'. Not very descriptive...it could mean just about anything. The news says this about it:

Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

See what I mean? The guy was having, (or attempting to have), 'relations' with the horse, when he just up and died from internal injuries! The logical conclusion has always been that the horse was not very appreciative of the attentions being lavished upon it, and kicked the bejeebers out of the guy, rupturing something 'internal' in the process, leading to his immediate demise.

Logic, and sex with barnyard animals, does not mix too well. It turns out it was a boy horse, and the internal injury suffered was a ruptured bowel. I'll just let you all just imagine the intimate details on your own. :|

Why did you post this ?

Because I find it the funniest thing I've come across all year. And anything's better than another race related thread at this point*.








* Though the decedent was white.

* Though the decedent was white.

Of course. Stupid whities.

Title was misleading.

Shame, but that's a pretty embarrassing way to die.

Its religious fanaticism to cast negative judgement on this pure and natural act. :|

The funniest part is that he's not kidding.

Its religious fanaticism to cast negative judgement on this pure and natural act. :|

Yeah, not so much. See, this isn't a sane, consenting adult. Next.

Did the horse recieve any rape counselling?

Yeah, not so much. See, this isn't a sane, consenting adult. Next.

No, its a stupid piece of property without any rights.