Since marriage has been redefined by the left wing establishment, obviously a scenario such as this is perfectly acceptable.

FOR FLIPPER, FOR POORER
Millionairess 'marries' a dolphin

DRESSED all in white, eccentric millionairess Sharon Tendler ties the knot with the love of her life... a theme park DOLPHIN.

Sharon - a 41-year-old rock concert producer from London - fell for aquatic star Cindy 15 years ago on a visit to the resort of Eilat in Israel.

She immediately took a shine to the 35-year-old mammal - a male despite his girly name - and returned several times a year to swim with him.

Finally she decided this fin was bigger than both of them and approached trainer Maya Zilber to ask for Cindy's "hand" in marriage.

And yesterday, in front of hundreds of bemused tourists, Cindy rose from the water for a poolside kiss and cuddle following the bizarre ceremony.

After a mackerel reception, Sharon said tearfully: "I'm the happiest girl on earth. I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16531778&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=for-flipper--for-poorer--name_page.html

I am not sure about the legality of the "marriage" or how vows were exchanged so I can't comment.

I don't think I want to know how they're going to consumate the marriage :| :eek7:

Since marriage has been redefined by the left wing establishment, obviously a scenario such as this is perfectly acceptable.

No, since an animal cannot be a party to a legal contract. But I won't insult you in believing you didn't know that already...

About fifteen years ago some friends of mine eloped to Las Vegas. They had intended to get married by and Elvis impersonater, but there was a computer geek convention of some kind in town, and the only available Elvis impersonator with marriage authority and a chappel was engaged marrying geeks to their computers.

The whole thing was kind of amusing.

About fifteen years ago some friends of mine eloped to Las Vegas. They had intended to get married by and Elvis impersonater, but there was a computer geek convention of some kind in town, and the only available Elvis impersonator with marriage authority and a chappel was engaged marrying geeks to their computers.

The whole thing was kind of amusing.

I can sympathize with that. :D If a fire broke out in the apartment, that's the first thing I'm taking with me.

Being that she's exremely wealthy, the stunt was probably done so the Theme Park could accept her generous monetary donation. It costs lots of money to keep dolphins.

I think any wedding that ends with the bride feeling the need to say, "I am not a pervert", is probably going to get on just swimmingly! ;)
And, Jim, really, this is the best you can do with the slippery slope? If you're going to go for the whole bestiality angle, you might want to pick an animal less cute than the dolphin.

True Bear, dolphins are the epitome of sexy.

They don't have that bottle nose for nothing, yeah? :D

I hear the spout is much like a shower massage!

Its a brave new world. :|

They...weren't awarded a marriage license, so...this is just a story of a kooky incidennt.

Yes, Great, we know that it's not legal. We're making fun of Jim. :D

Dolphins ejaculate with enough force to break a human neck... :eek3:



Mark

They don't have that bottle nose for nothing, yeah? :D

Damn!!! Too late! :D *snap*

Bear Stories and TheLateGreat, please take note of cellularsociety admonishment. http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/alien/alien385.gif

I don't understand why some of you are denying Sharon Tendler the right to marry who she chooses. This kind of bigotry must mean you harbor http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/alien/alienblinl.gif other feelings of discrimination. http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/alien/alien378.gif

Live and let live.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1230/5734415_240X180.jpg

Marry whomever you please. It won't stop me from poking fun at you. ;)

Lovely sig, btw, is that the next Mrs. Snout?

Bear Stories and TheLateGreat, please take note of cellularsociety admonishment. http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/alien/alien385.gif

I don't understand why some of you are denying Sharon Tendler the right to marry who she chooses. This kind of bigotry must mean you harbor http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/alien/alienblinl.gif other feelings of discrimination. http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/alien/alien378.gif

Live and let live.

Sorry, I'm rather humorless on this issue, and the "analogy" is 100% bunk.

I am not sure about the legality of the "marriage" or how vows were exchanged so I can't comment.

BIGOT! Some day evil speciesphobic outburts like this will be hate speech! :mad:

Bear Stories and TheLateGreat, please take note of cellularsociety admonishment. http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/alien/alien385.gif

I don't understand why some of you are denying Sharon Tendler the right to marry who she chooses. This kind of bigotry must mean you harbor http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/alien/alienblinl.gif other feelings of discrimination. http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/alien/alien378.gif

Live and let live.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1230/5734415_240X180.jpg

This makes slightly more sense than gay marriage.

Quick! Somebody poke him with a stick!

Being that she's exremely wealthy, the stunt was probably done so the Theme Park could accept her generous monetary donation. It costs lots of money to keep dolphins.

Wow, first reasonable explanation for this madness.

Thanks for noticing, Coral. :)

Thanks for noticing, Coral. :)

Ha, I wondered about since I read about it few days ago - and there was hundreds readers responces - and no explanation.
It makes sense, because Eilat had to menage for few years without forein tourists, which btw are back now!

Being that she's exremely wealthy, the stunt was probably done so the Theme Park could accept her generous monetary donation. It costs lots of money to keep dolphins.

Yeah and they charge a lot to. The one in Orlando, Discovery Cove, you can snorkle in this manmade lagoon with 'em. We paid $239 per person. &#$^&()@# fiance and god-children. It was a blast though. <grumble-grumble> And Sea World was included in the package. :nice:

http://www.discoverycove.com/default2.aspx

Someone married a dolphin and the world didn't fall out of orbit or run into the sun? I thought for sure this would spell the end. Find something better to worry about. There is likely more than meets the eye here anyway.