As many of us know, the holiday time is when many depressed people choose to kill themselves for any of a number of possible reasons.

All the time we hear about being nice to people because you never know when you'll save someone's life. There's ALWAYS a chain letter telling some sob story about a random act of kindness that prevented some teenage drama queen from offing herself. This year, I propose something different.

In the spirit of the holidays, go out and encourage suicide.

Yes, that's right. Encourage suicide. Between now and the end of the holiday season, if you see someone who looks depressed and thoroughly unhappy with everything, stop and talk with him/her. Find out why he/she feels so depressed. Get them to open up to you, confide in you...

...and then tell them to go kill themselves.

It's what's best for all of us. Really. These people take and take and take from society all that can be offered, and seldom--if ever--give much of anything back in return. They're oftentimes reclusive, rarely go out socially, and aside from paying taxes and buying the necessities, they don't do anything to stimulate the economy. And the few friends that these people do have usually do everything they can to cheer up these depressed people, and it never works. They're emotional leeches.

We'll all be better off if we get these people to off themselves. And traffic will be lighter, too.

So once again, in the spirit of the season, make it a better life for all the rest of us. Encourage depressed people to commit suicide.

Do it for the children.





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Oh honey, you're going straight to hell. :D

He lives in SoCal; he's already in Hell.

Just sayin'.

Well, if you think suicide is such a great ideal, why don't *you* kill yourself. cynics are the bane of society.

It's never a good idea to recommend something you wouldn't try yourself.

Well, if you think suicide is such a great ideal, why don't *you* kill yourself. cynics are the bane of society.

It's never a good idea to recommend something you wouldn't try yourself.

Satire is lost on some people. :nonono:

Satire is lost on some people. :nonono:
:werd: :nonono:

okay...then would you please show me where in the thread you said you were kidding...?

how do you know i'm not kidding either, if that's how it is...?

dude.

actually, i've hear this before from people being quite serious.

*sigh*

Oy. You're going to be a fun one.

Oh honey, you're going straight to hell. :D

If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go all out to get there. :D

:jester:

*sigh*

Oy. You're going to be a fun one.
...damn straight.

Okay, here's the short answer:

Go play in traffic.

*waits*

You didn't, did you? Somehow, I didn't think that you would.

Now, go out and perform some random act of kindness because a random e-mail or message told you to.

*waits*

...get it now?

Same idea, only backwards.

okay...then would you please show me where in the thread you said you were kidding...?

how do you know i'm not kidding either, if that's how it is...?

dude.

actually, i've hear this before from people being quite serious.

If you need a "j/k" to indicate a sarcastic or joking tone you're a lost cause.

If you need a "j/k" to indicate a sarcastic or joking tone you're a lost cause.
no...it's more like i don't know monster well enough to know he/she is not kidding and online you can't detect sarcasm... so?

I second the go play in traffic.

i don't know monster well enough

DING DING DING!!! We have a winner!

Don't assume. Especially when there's a chance that the person you're assuming things about is a smartass.

Xach? A smartass? NEVER!

If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go all out to get there. :D

Save a spot for me, please. I'm thinking something in the 9th circle; maybe a nice little split level so there's room to entertain. ;)

Xach? A smartass? NEVER!
Of course not. He's the least smart ass I've ever met!


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:p
Oh honey, you're going straight to hell. :D
Cool. I won't be alone. :devil:
Well, if you think suicide is such a great ideal, why don't *you* kill yourself.
:eek:

:slap:

:slap:

LOL Xach :D

I was wondering if you were going to post in here too :D

DING DING DING!!! We have a winner!

Don't assume. Especially when there's a chance that the person you're assuming things about is a smartass.

So...you're saying don't assume because you're a smartass, but I don't know that you are so I was supposed to assume that instead...?

Please try to make sense.

Actually if I were to assume you were kidding that'd be an assumption too since i didn't know. I've heard this said seriously...Don't act like a prick over a misunderstanding just because i'm new.

So...you're saying don't assume because you're a smartass, but I don't know that you are so I was supposed to assume that instead...?

Please try to make sense.

Actually if I were to assume you were kidding that'd be an assumption too since i didn't know. I've heard this said seriously....
You simply shouldn't have posted. If you don't know someone, and you don't know if they're kidding or not, just don't comment. It's not that hard, I promise. :p

DING DING DING!!! We have a winner!

Don't assume. Especially when there's a chance that the person you're assuming things about is a smartass.- That's exactly what he was doing, not assuming you were joking - which was clearly the safe thing to do in this case ;)

If it's possible that someone posted something like that in all seriousness, it's your duty to inform them that they're wrong.

I second the go play in traffic.

lol this made me laugh. :D

You are so bad. ;) Shame on you.

- That's exactly what he was doing, not assuming you were joking - which was clearly the safe thing to do in this case ;)

If it's possible that someone posted something like that in all seriousness, it's your duty to inform them that they're wrong.
thank you. X

i mean no hard feelings to anyone... friends become enemies and enemies become friends.

i'm a girl, btw.

*bump* For the new season! :D

Hey there Meeester Monster Mod Man- why do the dates on here say you were trying to kill people off in 2005??? :ca: Are you some sort of reverse Terminator sent here from the past to encourage the deaths of annoying lil Emo kids?

If so :welcome:

Okay, here's the short answer:

Go play in traffic.

*waits*

You didn't, did you? Somehow, I didn't think that you would.

Now, go out and perform some random act of kindness because a random e-mail or message told you to.

*waits*

...get it now?

Same idea, only backwards.

*huff, huff....Puff, puff*

O.K. I'm back!!! Damn, that last truck almost got me! If I hadn't jumped off the sidewalk back into the traffic, I'd have been a goner!!!

Did I miss anything while I was out there?

Oh, you happy now Monster, that playing in the traffic thing isn't all it's cracked up to be!! Especially with those stupid VBIED's running around....

Why 2005. This is buggin me! :shakefist

Why 2005. This is buggin me! :shakefist

2005 is the year the leader of the future resistance almost jumped off the Golden Gate bridge but doesn't because there was noone there to encourage him.

M.

I posted the thread last year, and I bumped it for this year. :p

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I C!!!!

Thank God I'm not depressed right now.
Another season I get to survive. Sweet!

WTH is this thread about?

I hate the holidays.

You sound depressed.
Go find a knife and make your neck smile from ear to ear.

^ :rofl:

*snicker*

I'll mail you the knife.
I have a lovely balisong right here.
http://static.zoovy.com/img/888knivesrus/-/mtech_060bk_bwb

That's the one, in point of fact.

Were I suicidal, I might take you up on it. As it is, I'm quite fine being who I am.

Thanks for the offer, though. :)

I think you do not understand what suicide is. It's not really being unhappy with who you are.
It's what happens when your stress and emotional state far exceeds the coping resources of your mind and body.

I'll get into a debate with you on the nature of a suicidal mindset in another thread. This is not intended for serious discussion, it's a satire thread.

Because the holidays are stupid.

As many of us know, the holiday time is when many depressed people choose to kill themselves for any of a number of possible reasons.

All the time we hear about being nice to people because you never know when you'll save someone's life. There's ALWAYS a chain letter telling some sob story about a random act of kindness that prevented some teenage drama queen from offing herself. This year, I propose something different.

In the spirit of the holidays, go out and encourage suicide.

Yes, that's right. Encourage suicide. Between now and the end of the holiday season, if you see someone who looks depressed and thoroughly unhappy with everything, stop and talk with him/her. Find out why he/she feels so depressed. Get them to open up to you, confide in you...

...and then tell them to go kill themselves.

It's what's best for all of us. Really. These people take and take and take from society all that can be offered, and seldom--if ever--give much of anything back in return. They're oftentimes reclusive, rarely go out socially, and aside from paying taxes and buying the necessities, they don't do anything to stimulate the economy. And the few friends that these people do have usually do everything they can to cheer up these depressed people, and it never works. They're emotional leeches.

We'll all be better off if we get these people to off themselves. And traffic will be lighter, too.

So once again, in the spirit of the season, make it a better life for all the rest of us. Encourage depressed people to commit suicide.

Do it for the children.





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*BUMP* for this year too! And I quoted the OP so that you don't have to re-read all the past posts. :)

*BUMP* for this year too! And I quoted the OP so that you don't have to re-read all the past posts. :)


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