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beatlebabe
12-15-2005, 10:45 PM
Post them here :D



I just thought of "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden" as a bad choice for a wedding song :p

CCC
12-15-2005, 10:46 PM
"She's Havin' My Baby"

CCC
12-15-2005, 10:48 PM
"White Wedding" - Billy Idol

beatlebabe
12-15-2005, 10:49 PM
George Jones "He Stopped Loving Her Today"

Diavolo
12-15-2005, 10:55 PM
Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds

No_Brakes
12-15-2005, 10:55 PM
"She's Havin' My Baby"

:rofl:

CCC
12-15-2005, 10:55 PM
"Taps"

CCC
12-15-2005, 10:57 PM
:rofl:

:D I win.

beatlebabe
12-15-2005, 11:10 PM
Jet "Look What You've Done"

mickio
12-15-2005, 11:39 PM
:D I win.

Tammy Wynette

D-I-V-O-R-C-E !

I win :nice:

mickio
12-15-2005, 11:41 PM
Or, guns n roses
Used to love her

CCC
12-16-2005, 01:37 AM
Tammy Wynette

D-I-V-O-R-C-E !

I win :nice:

Hmmmph.

Detachable Penis by King Missile

I win... by a... er... nose

beatlebabe
12-16-2005, 01:45 AM
Dixie Chicks "White Trash Wedding"

Ugly Kid Joe "I Hate Everything About You"

Britney Spears "Oops I Did It Again"

CCC
12-16-2005, 01:47 AM
Gold Digger - Kanye West

Now I ain't sayin she's a..... ;)

Terrapin
12-16-2005, 06:00 AM
Rage Against the Machine-Bulls on Parade

:p

MamaG
12-16-2005, 07:02 AM
Let's just kiss and say goodbye

kellet
12-16-2005, 01:17 PM
what's wrong with Detachable Penis?

Fayebelle
12-16-2005, 01:54 PM
All my exes live in Texas

Fayebelle
12-16-2005, 01:55 PM
50 ways to leave a lover

Red
12-16-2005, 02:09 PM
You’re All I Need - Motley Crue (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/motley-crue/96278.html)

i win! :D

Ema
12-16-2005, 03:19 PM
Red wins. :eek:

hands down. :|

CCC
12-16-2005, 04:35 PM
what's wrong with Detachable Penis?

You tend to toss it onto the roof, right next to the frisbee. Gets really annoyin'. :|

Rayney
12-16-2005, 09:28 PM
Run for Your Life - The Beatles.

Diavolo
12-16-2005, 09:32 PM
:D

Beatles - Another Girl :eek:

kellet
12-16-2005, 10:13 PM
Radiohead - Morning Bell

axoangelq
12-17-2005, 12:35 AM
my brothers wedding.

Adam Sandler. Medium Pace

yeah. it was a real special moment there I tell ya.,:nonono:

SivVulk
12-17-2005, 01:20 PM
"Against All Odds" Phil Collins

"My Heart Will Go" Celine Dion: the song is really about coping with the death of your one true love.. not a good theme for a wedding...

"Every Breath You Take" the Police : this song was written about an ex and would be kind of creepy to hear at a wedding.... you're her husband not her stalker

"You Are So Beautiful" Joe Cocker: this song is just utterly painful to listen too... :bang:

"You Light Up My Life" Debbie Boone: no surprise this song was the last we heard from her

"One in a Million (Chance of a Lifetime)" Larry Graham : another guy who can't sing

"Cherish" Kool and the Gang: count the number of times you hear the word "cherish" and you'll know why.... :eek3:

No_Brakes
12-17-2005, 01:22 PM
Hard Luck Woman -- Kiss

Fayebelle
12-17-2005, 02:07 PM
"Every Breath You Take" the Police : this song was written about an ex and would be kind of creepy to hear at a wedding.... you're her husband not her stalker

actually I think this song was written about the CIA am I right am I wrong?

either way inappropriate though

No_Brakes
12-17-2005, 09:45 PM
You Give Love A Bad Name, Bad Medicine, Runaway - Bon Jovi

Rayney
12-17-2005, 09:48 PM
My boyfriends back - by, well just about everyone.

Fayebelle
12-17-2005, 10:57 PM
I Don't Even Know Your Name Alan Jackson

http://www.geocities.com/islandlyrics/alanjackson/aj06.txt

CCC
12-17-2005, 11:06 PM
You make me feel like a wh*** - Everclear

beatlebabe
12-21-2005, 04:45 PM
Kitty Wells "I Gave My Wedding Dress Away"

Cd.
12-23-2005, 05:02 AM
Clarance Carter's Strokin' is the one song which comes to mind. I was at a wedding reception when the song was played. What always happens whenever its played is some drunkin fool will get up there and lipsync to the song and make a complete idiot of himself.

Ohenya
12-26-2005, 06:15 PM
Well, I dont know title specific songs but, I dont think that music with explicit lyrics should be played...especially with an audience that includes grandparents and parents and maybe even your boss....songs that make the younger crowd/drunk crowd start dry humping and simulating sexual behaviors [hence my company holiday party experience a week ago :rolleyes: ]

Intellectual Barbie
01-12-2006, 01:36 PM
Rodney Crowell & Vince Gill - It's Hard To Kiss The Lips

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long...

Yuppie Gal
01-12-2006, 01:48 PM
I am not making this up- a friend chose Dave Matthews Band Crash as her wedding song.

Needless to say the ballroom dance lessons I'd got them as a wedding gift made for quite an interesting accompaniment- they waltzed to the song.

flaming_liberal
01-12-2006, 02:07 PM
Highway to Hell
Or Pearl Jam's "Can't Find a Better Man"

No_Brakes
01-12-2006, 02:11 PM
LOL! Good call on the Pearl Jam - can't believe I forgot about that one.

colonel
01-12-2006, 03:28 PM
Pearl Necklace-Z.Z.Top

She's Got The Jack- A.C./D.C.

Who's Bed (have your boots been under)-Shania Twain

You Got Nothin' I Want-Cold Chisel

I Can't Make You Love Me (if you don't)-Bonnie Raitt

No_Brakes
01-12-2006, 03:31 PM
Hey colonel, there's a bartending thread in this forum that's begging for your expertise!

(Sorry, but I just had to bring it to his attention!)

Mystlet
01-12-2006, 04:14 PM
I hate myself for lovin' you.

colonel
01-12-2006, 04:39 PM
Hey colonel, there's a bartending thread in this forum that's begging for your expertise!

(Sorry, but I just had to bring it to his attention!)

Copy that N.B.

Done and done.;)

beatlebabe
01-16-2006, 07:00 PM
Vince Gill "Pocket Full Of Gold" (about cheating on your spouse)

Garth Brooks "The Thunder Rolls"

Ricky Van Shelton "Statue Of A Fool"

Terrapin
01-16-2006, 07:42 PM
Closer~NIN
Prison Sex~Tool

No_Brakes
01-22-2006, 11:52 PM
Midnight Confessions - The Grass Roots (oh, how I love this song! *sigh*)

NJ Refugee
01-23-2006, 01:55 PM
Wicked Games --- Chris Isaac

Iris -- Goo-Goo Dolls

First one is about a woman playing mind games; the second is about a stalkerish recluse. Either way, they are inappropriate.

beatlebabe
01-23-2006, 02:05 PM
Wicked Games --- Chris Isaac

Iris -- Goo-Goo Dolls

First one is about a woman playing mind games; the second is about a stalkerish recluse. Either way, they are inappropriate.



*crosses Wicked Game & Iris off First Dance song options list*

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