I have one trying to get me to date a girl who I already told it's not happening.
Another telling me I'm cute and I don't know why.
Another going all emo and depressed all the time for no goddamn reason.
Another who can't decide if she wants to sleep with me or kill me (I prefer option C, none of the above).
And the list goes on...

I have one trying to get me to date a girl who I already told it's not happening.
This could be a good sign; it could mean that s/he wants you to be happy.
Another telling me I'm cute and I don't know why.
Uh, because she thinks your cute? :rolleyes:
Another going all emo and depressed all the time for no goddamn reason.
This happens.If you don't want to be a part of it, don't be. :shrug:
Another who can't decide if she wants to sleep with me or kill me (I prefer option C, none of the above).
Either way, it means I have to kill her. :mad:

I have weird friends, too, don't worry. You're not alone. :p

Don't kill her.
If you do, then you'll have to kill the one who calls me a sexy teddybear. I like that one more.

Don't kill her.
Please. Like you have a say in the matter. :rolleyes:
If you do, then you'll have to kill the one who calls me a sexy teddybear. I like that one more.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

*sits on the porch with loaded shot gun* I dare her to come over to see you now....:devil:

Hey hey hey. It's not like that. They're friends, nothing more. They don't want anything more than that since most of them are already taken, but even if they weren't, I'd still rather be their friends.

Oh, and just to clarify, it's the term "sexy teddy bear" that I like more. I like both people equally.

Hey hey hey. It's not like that. They're friends, nothing more. They don't want anything more than that since most of them are already taken, but even if they weren't, I'd still rather be their friends.

Oh, and just to clarify, it's the term "sexy teddy bear" that I like more. I like both people equally.

You have no idea what's going through those hormonal young womens' minds. I'm keeping the shotgun out. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Spaz, it takes two to tango, and I'm not dancing with them.

at least you *have* friends, mine are all over 1000 miles away.

Spaz, it takes two to tango, and I'm not dancing with them.
Oh, dancing is fine. I just don't want any of them seducing brother. :|

Yeah, so my one friend has been described as many things:
evil
arrogant
holier than thou
mean
hot
sexy
cute
I wonder which ones she'd agree with