The Buttered Bus http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif


I once took a ride on a Buttered bus
It filled up with passengers, the driver was Gus
We slid on down the highway, frightfully fast
Some guy took my seat, had to kick his ass http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif

Buttered bus, Buttered bus going down town
Slipped off the road, spinning round and round
Buttered bus, Buttered bus going up State
Slid into a creek, yep we may be late http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif


My stop was upon us as I pulled the stop cord
The Buttered bus kept going, as if it were floored
I yelled to Driver , Man ! .... your past my town :confused:
Driver said: Your on the Buttered bus son ... ya better SIT DOWN http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif


On through the day and into the night
The Buttered bus was sliding, first left and then right http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/frown.gif

Weeks would go by, but never once a stop
Buttered bus from Hell just ran over a Cop http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif


There are many other busses, some will say
That take you to work in less than a day http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/smile.gif

But the bus that will send you to places not seen
Is the Buttered bus transport, ....with no toilets for peein.


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The End

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LMAO, igofast! :lol:

Uh, we have plenty of those here: http://www.septa.org/

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You need to get someone to write a tune for that.

You need to get someone to write a tune for that.



I can do that too :)



....maybe I will :confused:

I love the idea of a buttered bus. You're vaguely Dr. Suessian.