1. I was walking around on stilts taller than houses. Then I rode a bike the same height. I dont know whats weirder - the fact I was getting around on these giant things, or the fact I was riding a bike :|

2. Luke Perry was a ghost and he was haunting my daughter, trying to make her give him her methadone. I dont have a daughter. Luke Perry? Just...what the ****?

Stop eating pizza before bedtime.

Stop eating pizza before bedtime.
I'm sure it's less the fault of the pizza & more Luke Perry's fault. :mad:

Poor old Luke...he gets blamed for everything.

In reality it's almost always Keanu who's at fault.

Stop eating pizza before bedtime.

:drool: I want pizza :mad:

I'm sure it's less the fault of the pizza & more Luke Perry's fault. :mad:

:werd: :mad: