Originally posted by AverageJoe
thats ok, i get made fun of for being skinny, but i used to be made fun of for being fat. i'll take skinny over fat any day. what i hate is people who call you short when you're not. like some people say i'm short and i'm 5'10'', i'm sorry but thats not short, its average! I'm sorry, but 5'10'' is short compared to me, being 6'1'', so if I see some 5'10'' midget complaining and saying they're not short, I'm liable to just laugh in the dwarf's face.

Originally posted by mayaneagle
I'm sorry, but 5'10'' is short compared to me, being 6'1'', so if I see some 5'10'' midget complaining and saying they're not short, I'm liable to just laugh in the dwarf's face.

Whereas I, at 6'5", will pound your tiny *** into the pavement for making fun of those shorter than you. j/k ;)

Originally posted by Guitarophile


Whereas I, at 6'5", will pound your tiny *** into the pavement for making fun of those shorter than you. j/k ;)
lol, I don't think so, I'm a Marine, I could probably beat you.....;)

nope, too tall to be a marine. all the ones ive seen are under 5'8''. and 3 inches height difference is nothing to brag about buddy. ive got friends that would put you to shame, trust me.

OK DUMB ONE ,MARINES COME IN ALL DIFFERENT SIZES

That's right, all different sizes...of Okinawan girls.

Honestly, I've seen Marines I feel I could take and I've seen Marines I wonder if I could outrun. You're the kind that spends all day on a computer, just like the rest of us.

Originally posted by Guitarophile
That's right, all different sizes...of Okinawan girls.

Honestly, I've seen Marines I feel I could take and I've seen Marines I wonder if I could outrun. You're the kind that spends all day on a computer, just like the rest of us.
Eat **** and DIE

Originally posted by mayaneagle

Eat **** and DIE

:topic:From what I have seen of your posts... you're prolly 5'6", 140 lbs, and cry when slapped...by transvestite dwarves...LOL

I have scrapped with the best of them, and I can hold my own... the thing you need to remember, is that pitiful lil hand to hand training you got in basic, is just enough to get your a** whooped...

Being a U.S. Marine doesn't make you any tougher than Joe Shmoe on the street. Being a Marine USED to mean something to the members of the Corps. I can imagine how P.O.d they get, knowing some sniveling loudmouth like you is representing THEIR Corps.

Maybe in 5-6 years you'll grow up...but I kind of doubt it. If there is an armed conflict, I predict that either you'll get fragged, shot in the back, or used to test for chemical agents if the unit is in a suspected area. Who knows, maybe in todays "me" generation, they'll forget your rotting corpse, instead of "never leaving a man down."

I have often found in my years of experience, that he who yells "I'm Billy Badass" the loudest, runs the fastest when the sh** hits the fan in combat... that is, if he doesn't get shot first.

To the other Members of the U.S. Marine Corps:
This is not a slight on the Marines. I know that this a*shole is NOT representative of the Marines. I apologise to you guys, and hopefully you'll be able to square him away soon. (suggestion: a blanket party would do him some good)

To the Members of DA: I apologise for my rather harsh words. I have just had enough. I am ignoring anything he posts from now on.

Originally posted by mayaneagle
OK DUMB ONE ,MARINES COME IN ALL DIFFERENT SIZES
isnt writing in all caps a symptom of having that extra Y chromosome? that's cool that you're a marine. i'm one of the Superfriends!

Originally posted by QtrHrsmn


:topic:From what I have seen of your posts... you're prolly 5'6", 140 lbs, and cry when slapped...by transvestite dwarves...LOL

I have scrapped with the best of them, and I can hold my own... the thing you need to remember, is that pitiful lil hand to hand training you got in basic, is just enough to get your a** whooped...

Being a U.S. Marine doesn't make you any tougher than Joe Shmoe on the street. Being a Marine USED to mean something to the members of the Corps. I can imagine how P.O.d they get, knowing some sniveling loudmouth like you is representing THEIR Corps.

Maybe in 5-6 years you'll grow up...but I kind of doubt it. If there is an armed conflict, I predict that either you'll get fragged, shot in the back, or used to test for chemical agents if the unit is in a suspected area. Who knows, maybe in todays "me" generation, they'll forget your rotting corpse, instead of "never leaving a man down."

I have often found in my years of experience, that he who yells "I'm Billy Badass" the loudest, runs the fastest when the sh** hits the fan in combat... that is, if he doesn't get shot first.

To the other Members of the U.S. Marine Corps:
This is not a slight on the Marines. I know that this a*shole is NOT representative of the Marines. I apologise to you guys, and hopefully you'll be able to square him away soon. (suggestion: a blanket party would do him some good)

To the Members of DA: I apologise for my rather harsh words. I have just had enough. I am ignoring anything he posts from now on. I'd do better in combat than you. I'm ashamed of you, you are a disgrace to the human race. If I'm in combat, I'll use you as a human shield.

Originally posted by mayaneagle
I'd do better in combat than you. I'm ashamed of you, you are a disgrace to the human race. If I'm in combat, I'll use you as a human shield.
:topic:
Son,

I retired from the U.S. Army, before you were old enough to beat your meat.
When you have 1/4 the decorations for valor, and battle wounds that I do, you come back and talk to me. I spent 21 years and 8 months in the service of MY country, just exactly how long have you? I was in Grenada, Desert Shield, Desert Storm, Provide Hope, Provide Comfort, Bright Star AND during my time in S.F., and Delta, about a hundred other ops that are still classified.
What are you? A clerk/typist? no tickee/no laundry?

Ahh... screw it... you're not worth the sweat off my balls. :o

Hehe! It's like all the fun of Stangnet without the pesky mustang discussions to slow things down:D

Justin