why do people call me for dumb ****?
me"what's wrong?"
them"i feel kinda dizzy, and i can't keep my balance."
me (noticing the half empty gallon bottle of vodka on the table)"how much have you had to drink today?"
them "just half that bottle." :eek3:
me "and you really don't know why your dizzy? YOU ****ING RETARD!!!" :mad:

my other all time favorite...
call about 8 am
me"what's wrong today?"
them "i just don't feel right. i've got a headache, my mouth is really dry, and i have no energy."
me"well, what did you do last night?"
them"went out to the club, had quite a few drinks."

YOU'RE ****ING HUNGOVER YOU DUMBASS!!! YOU CALLED 911 FOR A GODDAMN HANGOVER!! NEVER MIND THAT THERE'S A GUY DOWN THE STREET IN CARDIAC ARREST!!! LET ME HOLD YOUR HAND AND NURSE YOU THROUGH THIS ****ING HANGOVER!!! *SCREAM!!!!*