Who or what is BoardTracker...why are they always online, but have never posted? :confused:

For some reason he/she just happen to logoff as I posted this. :confused: :confused:

For some reason he/she just happen to logoff as I posted this. :confused: :confused:

I know you're expecting me to say she's a Goth Chick.

BoardTracker's profile (http://www.discussanything.com/forums/member.php?u=5762)

He/She has never even posted. Looks like it will be a spammer though.

Strangeness...

I've noticed too. It's kinda creepy. BT browses a lot of journals :hmm:

Lurkers, they are a strange lot.

I guess the name fits.

OMG, this person/persons is cataloguing all of our posts....check out the homepage in the
public profile, and then click on one of the board catagories. Freakshow!!

OMG :eek: that's so freaky!!!

Here's what's going on...
sounds like spam targeting information...
http://www.boardtracker.com/cgi-bin/about.pl

Corporate users can arm their sales and marketing staff with BoardTracker accounts to give them essential business intelligence.

OMG, this person/persons is cataloguing all of our posts....check out the homepage in the
public profile, and then click on one of the board catagories. Freakshow!!Quite a few of DA's posts are there, but not all. Wonder why there are just some and not all? Weird selection of the ones that are there :confused:

I wonder if its for people who put up the banner ads on sites? Targeting a certain niche of their market?
Someone from their site must be coming over & cutting & pasting our posts.

This can't be good.

I agree - I'm definitely not liking this. :mad:

For some reason he/she just happen to logoff as I posted this. :confused: :confused:

Same here!

they link back to DA so it's nothing more then a search of message boards :shrug:

who knows, maybe we are getting members from them

You're one of them, aren't you Kraw?
They taken you too!!
Arrrgghh!! They won't take me alive!!
*runs screaming into the night.*

Why would they logon & log off instead of just naming us at the sight? Why the infiltration? Is it a person or a come sort of computer program?
*pokes it with a stick*

What's the green ooze?

You're one of them, aren't you Kraw?
They taken you too!!
Arrrgghh!! They won;t take alive!!
*runs screaming into the night.*

Why would they logon & log off instead of just naming us at the sight? Why the infiltration? Is it a person or a come sort of computer program?
*pokes it with a stick*

What's the green ooze?


She hit the spleen :eek:

You're one of them, aren't you Kraw?
They taken you too!!
Arrrgghh!! They won;t take alive!!
*runs screaming into the night.*

Why would they logon & log off instead of just naming us at the sight? Why the infiltration? Is it a person or a come sort of computer program?
*pokes it with a stick*

What's the green ooze?

They're the Tommyknockers.

:|

You're one of them, aren't you Kraw?
They taken you too!!
Arrrgghh!! They won;t take alive!!
*runs screaming into the night.*

Why would they logon & log off instead of just naming us at the sight? Why the infiltration? Is it a person or a come sort of computer program?
*pokes it with a stick*

What's the green ooze?

I love it when she gets like this!!!Lass.the Google spiders don't upset you.What's the big deal?

Here you come with your 'rationize this' and 'makes sense that...'

Who's side are you on, anyways? :mad:

Here you come with your 'rationize this' and 'makes sense that...'

Who's side are you on, anyways? :mad:

Your'e absolutely the only one except Eeper who accuses me of being rational.

pms:QUOTE=myst]I'm rounding up a posse to search for this 'Boardtracker'.
Bring a torch & your best pitchfork...it ain't gonna be pretty... Interesting stuff on that thread!What do you want me to do? Gather the villagers! Evil's afoot! :eek3: How do you propose I do that? Standing there without your pitchfork isn't gonna do any good. :mad:
Get some rosary beads, a scalpel, three aspirins and a glass of water...
I just started a thread in the lounge tlkaing aboiut your what? thread.You want me to post these pms there so we can have a bunch of self referential stuff to confuse everybody?
Sure...I think everyone needs to know about this conspiricy. They can't take us all!!
Muahahaha![/QUOTE]

Sorry I'll repharse my quistion from the lounge.

Are you two okay?

Sorry I'll repharse my quistion from the lounge.

Are you two okay?

She hasn't been the same ever since Pirate Girl and her blonde twin left her.

Okay, so are you okay Mike?

(The psyciatrist is in)

Okay, so are you okay Mike?

(The psyciatrist is in)

My psychiatrist is a squirrel from an internet shockwave file. I had a really tough day at work today,doctor...

huh??
:scratch:

You guys are freakin nuts!
*shakes head*

Oh, OK. (Thanks for saving me the five cents! ;) )

You guys are freakin nuts!
*shakes head*

YOU started this mess,32 bit!

My psychiatrist is a squirrel from an internet shockwave file. I had a really tough day at work today,doctor...
Yes, what happened at work? Did the copeir run out of toner? Did the computer restart on its own? did you see me there?

Yes, what happened at work? Did the copeir run out of toner? Did the computer restart on its own? did you see me there?

Lol.Not bad,kid-you got some good material...it was just 3 people in my face all day long asking me questions and frantic they'll miss their bus-they always get there 2 minutes before departure.
I won't give you the whole song and dance-I used to work healthcare-much worse and nasty to boot!

Lol.Not bad,kid-you got some good material...it was just 3 people in my face all day long asking me questions and frantic they'll miss their bus-they always get there 2 minutes before departure.
I won't give you the whole song and dance-I used to work healthcare-much worse and nasty to boot!
m.mmmmmmmmm twl me what youy see in these inkblots now.

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Im here, Im posting, whats going on? :)

m.mmmmmmmmm twl me what youy see in these inkblots now.

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the first is a loop of water hose in the yard I'm fixing to forget about and trip over.
the second is a template from the immortal children's book "Patrick Bunny performs Surgery".
the third is an indonesian death mask from one of those silhouette plays.
Whatcha think,Doc?

I see 3 eggs. :)

I see 3 eggs. :)

Ovary envy?

Your'e absolutely the only one except Eeper who accuses me of being rational. :p :)

None of this is nonsense is helpful! The BoardTracker is watching yoo!!

Ovary envy?
:| okay you can have some of my eggs. :) I have 6 in my fridge!

None of this is nonsense is helpful! The BoardTracker is watching yoo!! :eek3: *runs away*

Oki's a smart boy.

the first is a loop of water hose in the yard I'm fixing to forget about and trip over.
the second is a template from the immortal children's book "Patrick Bunny performs Surgery".
the third is an indonesian death mask from one of those silhouette plays.
Whatcha think,Doc?
I think you are suffering form Psycolocomeianiazitosrirs. It is a disease where I diagnose you a fake disease, and you pay me money for it. Oh, that would be $154.00.

I think you are suffering form Psycolocomeianiazitosrirs. It is a disease where I diagnose you a fake disease, and you pay me money for it. Oh, that would be $154.00.
That's called being a doctor! :D

None of this is nonsense is helpful! The BoardTracker is watching yoo!!

OK,Sweety,here's your tin hat-now go play with politically empowered Barbie!

I think you are suffering form Psycolocomeianiazitosrirs. It is a disease where I diagnose you a fake disease, and you pay me money for it. Oh, that would be $154.00.

I don't pay nothin' till I hear you pronounce it correctly!

Oh and thanx for the eggs,Oki,but you need them more than I do...

Okay, Psy-co-lcm-miani-sito-sris. Give me my money :|

Okay, Psy-co-lcm-miani-sito-sris. Give me my money :|

Psycolocomeianiazitosrirs

Buzz! wrong!you left out a syllable!

Okay I'm sorry than, you have idiocy. Prounounced as spelled and one syllable. GIVE ME MY MONEY!!

Ok,but you have to take shinys!

Ok,but you have to take shinys!
...Okay... still get the money?

do you wnat some of my eggs, bobert? :) its not money, I know... its even better really.

Look at how good hearted Oki is! He's covering my debt and protecting a youngster's ego-are you trying to make us all look bad?

Hard-boiled or soft-boiled eggs?

Hold out for hard boiled!!!
I just signed up with Boardtracker! It's like a message board message board!!

So does that mean you'll be stalking us twice over - here and there!? :confused: :lol:

So does that mean you'll be stalking us twice over - here and there!? :confused: :lol:

you weren't supposed to notice my stalking... :hmm:

Hard-boiled or soft-boiled eggs? its up to you! I personally like mine hatched.

naw...hatched eggs don't taste as good, to crnchy, and bloody. :cool: :p

http://www.discussanything.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81765&page=1&pp=10


It speaks!!!

i don't know if we shouldn't be hiding this from our little friend Mysty-she gets a little worked up when you mention things like Boardtracker...

you weren't supposed to notice my stalking... :hmm:

So now you, along with our new friend BT, can PM balivirgin for more details of her colorful adventures! ;)

So now you, along with our new friend BT, can PM balivirgin for more details of her colorful adventures! ;)

Meh,adventure! Adventure got me old and tired...

http://www.discussanything.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81765&page=1&pp=10


It speaks!!!
**has seizures**

Myst!! Snap out of it!! Well, I don't know what to do..so, I'll just walk away

*walks away as Myst has a BoardTracker induced seizure*

*calls Draven & Co. to tend to myst's seizures*

The proper thing is to lick the girl's eyelids,she'll snap right out of it!

The proper thing is to lick the girl's eyelids,she'll snap right out of it!
Rally...Why don't you try that first mike?

Mysty has tazers and stuff...

*calls Draven & Co. to tend to myst's seizures*

*checks airway, breathing, and circulation*

*checks GLASGOW*

*checks vitals*

I'm gonna have to amputate your left arm. :|

*Grabs machete and hacks away*

Stp moving around, your just gonna have to relax.........This hurts me as much as it's hurting you........ *hacks more* :devil:






oops.....wrong arm :hmm:





What FM????? Too macabre??? :P

You're a big help, aren't you? :rolleyes: ;)

Pretty intense,Lad...sew her back together-we need every hand we can get to fight this board walker thing...

ewwwww

*Picks up amputated arm with good arm & smacks Drave hard across the head*

*Picks up amputated arm with good arm & smacks Drave hard across the head*

Stop doing that! ::sews arm back on:: There!that's better isn't it?

Pretty intense,Lad...sew her back together-we need every hand we can get to fight this board walker thing...
Why can't we just ban him? Oops...Frog already did.

That was Board Tracker-BoardTracker is still with us.

http://www.discussanything.com/forums/member.php?u=5762

Æsir all but admitted to inventing a new member with an almost identical name to scare Mysty-he's probably trying to take over her lawn gnome concession in Morning Myst Village...

Board Tracker got Frogged.

:: taps fingers together ::

Excellent!!

BoardTracker,I reiterate, is still with us. ::Tries to tap fingers but misses and pokes own eye::

BoardTracker, I'm sure, will always return...

And you'll be ready for him!!!

I have gathered the finest minds on DA to help me procure a failproof means of making this...BoardTracker... disappear.

I have hired a qualified security team to protect the threads from annihilation...

Fred? Jerry?

We've been looking all OVER for these two. They're repair tehnicians from my old company and they went missing months ago.

Where'd they get the tasers then?? :confused:

That's their portable 'reboot' devices.