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fat mike
09-14-2005, 05:31 PM
Mysty's avatar snuck out this afternoon while Sheri was at work!
(I touched her stomach,it was r0x0rs!)
Here's a picture of me and Avvy on the yellow brick road!

Mystlet
09-14-2005, 06:03 PM
I wasn't at work I was babysitting my nephew! (we ate candy & ice cream & drank pepsi before Mom got home!)

I'm shocked Mike, shocked!!

fat mike
09-14-2005, 06:14 PM
I only kissed her on the cheek!

eeper69
09-14-2005, 07:29 PM
Awww...you two make the cutest couple! :)

CowPunk
09-14-2005, 07:38 PM
Countless people have had sex with my avatar. :nice:

eeper69
09-14-2005, 07:43 PM
Countless people have had sex with my avatar. :nice:Wait a minute, isn't your avatar really a pic of you :hmm:

fat mike
09-14-2005, 07:54 PM
Cowpunk,I'm serious! It wasn't me!
OK,for the homophobic : that was a joke,only a joke!
And as to Avvy :I kissed her on the cheek and touched her
stomach and that was pretty exciting.

No_Brakes
09-14-2005, 07:55 PM
Countless people have had sex with my avatar. :nice:

Not me!

Darn...I must be missing out on something really good here!!!!

fat mike
09-14-2005, 08:03 PM
I don't know about dating Avatars,that second dimension stuff really cramps a guy's style.

Samson
09-15-2005, 06:41 PM
Damn.

Another arousing thread by Mike.

Frustrated,
Samson

fat mike
09-15-2005, 07:48 PM
Nice jewish girl,Sam! Remember?

Samson
10-21-2005, 04:55 PM
I've traced the origin of Mike's recent rash of horny comments to the previous post. :eek:

fat mike
10-21-2005, 09:51 PM
I've traced the origin of Mike's recent rash of horny comments to the previous post. :eek:

I dont hardly get to see Jewish Girls-they're the Bomb! :nice:

Bear Stories
10-21-2005, 10:48 PM
Wait a minute, isn't your avatar really a pic of you :hmm:

Tricky, isn't he?

fat mike
10-22-2005, 12:07 AM
Tricky, isn't he?

Are you both intimating Cowpunk isnt the virgin swashbuckler everyone thinks he is?

Bear Stories
10-22-2005, 12:23 AM
Are you both intimating Cowpunk isnt the virgin swashbuckler everyone thinks he is?

(really, dude, who thinks that?)


No, no, no, Mike. I'm sure he's exactly whatever sort of swashbuckler you might think he is.


(and I'm probably going straight to hell for saying this, but he can buckle my swash, anytime! ;) )

fat mike
10-22-2005, 12:38 AM
(really, dude, who thinks that?)


No, no, no, Mike. I'm sure he's exactly whatever sort of swashbuckler you might think he is.


(and I'm probably going straight to hell for saying this, but he can buckle my swash, anytime! ;) )

Being kind to FM will cover for a multitude of sins. No,I dont really think he's a virgin-I dont think hes a tired old man either...I,on the other hand,am a tired old man...

Bear Stories
10-22-2005, 12:47 AM
I'm not buying this tired old man business for a second.

fat mike
10-22-2005, 09:06 AM
I'm not buying this tired old man business for a second.

It would be totally safe for example to sit cradled in my arms and go to sleep...
Just a harmless old man...

Samson
10-22-2005, 11:47 AM
Being kind to FM will cover for a multitude of sins. No,I dont really think he's a virgin-I dont think hes a tired old man either...I,on the other hand,am a tired old man...

Maybe, but its the hand we cannot see that concerns me. :eek3:

So I thought you'd appreciate a Piccaso;

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/adl/ea-sa083.jpg

smalltown_honey
10-22-2005, 12:18 PM
Always beware of men that say that are old and harmless. Or men that claim to be sweet and innocent. The ones that are shy and claim to be harmless are usually the wildest men you will ever meet, and usually only come out in the darkness of a secluded room.

kellet
10-22-2005, 01:02 PM
That's very true. I had a date with a young man many years ago, he was very proper, a music student at USC. He always wore suits. I suspected him of even getting his underwear dry cleaned. He took me to the symphony then to a coffeehouse to play chess. We didn't click, I was too much of a bad girl for him. Or so I thought.

A couple months later, I ended up hanging out with some people and he was in the group. We got to drinking and he invited us back to his parents' very nice house and once he got a few more drinks in him, wanted to watch porn and play various games with nudity involved. I was quite shocked to say the least. Later I found out that the girl I had been buying pot from was his sister.

Spazola
10-22-2005, 03:38 PM
Countless people have had sex with my avatar. :nice:

:slap:

TMI. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Samson
10-29-2005, 04:35 PM
http://www.fun-24.de/images/gross/4398-block-sex.jpg


Including YOU Bruce!!

Bobert
10-29-2005, 04:42 PM
Fangt Nicht Ohne Mich An = Do not begin without me

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