That's right. You covert operatives have got to baste the monkey. There's far too many flamboyent cheese dogs around here and the alpha channel is getting full of marmalade.

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KABOOOM!!!!





Purple because Ice Cream has no bones!

One of these days......Milkshake! BOOM!




~The Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight

Serious question- when dispatching enemies to the cause, do you prefer to use a timed pulley system over a vat of bubbling acid, or a tank of sharks/piranha?

My answer.....sharks.


Yup, sharks with lasers on their heads.

I prefer to use my own creation. A Toy Poodle/Piranha Crossbreed. It takes dozens to kill a person, even then it takes time, and they yap at them the whole time they're nipping them to death.

That way they have more opportunity to crack and yield info before you’re done with them.

If course, sharks with lasers attached to thier heads is optimal. However, in a pinch, angry rats with flashlights on their heads will suffice. Or PMS'ing catapillar larvae.

I prefer a cross-eyed three toed rabid rabbit.

Ahh, memories. Poodle/Piranha, that's a new one I gotta say, but I'm up for anything once. I'll put my mad scientists right on it.

Originally posted by Jastang
Or PMS'ing catapillar larvae.
Gotta try it. How about starved ants on a honey-drenched person?

Originally posted by Klassy_Kat
Ahh, memories. Poodle/Piranha, that's a new one I gotta say, but I'm up for anything once. I'll put my mad scientists right on it.


Try splicing in some Jellyfish genes. Maybe you could make them burn to the touch.



You see, if people are gonna screw around with DNA, someone's eventually going to crossbreed some kind of puppy or kitten so that they look adorable, beg to be petted, and and soon as you stroke thier fur a neurotoxin invades your system and either hurts like blazes, or puts you in a coma. Someone's gonna do it. You watch.