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The Frog
05-07-2002, 09:06 AM
I can't remember where I put it. Did I leave it in here?

QtrHrsmn
05-07-2002, 09:13 AM
It's on your dresser, under your control top panty hose...LOL

The Frog
05-07-2002, 09:59 AM
What the heck would a guy frog need with those?


Stay off the horse tranquilizers there, bud.



:p

92Notch
05-07-2002, 07:06 PM
Rest assured, where ever it is it's there.

Redfield
05-08-2002, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by TheFrog
What the heck would a guy frog need with those?
For that matter, what would a frog need with a hairbrush.


The Hairbrush Song
Narrator: "Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out ..."
Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"

Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports ..."

Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"

Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"

Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."

Junior: "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"

Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."

Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair ... for my hairbrush."

Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses ..."

Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"

Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments ..."

Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"

Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."

Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush."

Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out ..."

Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."

Narrator: "The end!"

http://www.ultimateveggie.com/guide/ep03/ss3-6.jpg

The Frog
05-08-2002, 09:12 AM
That was precisely how this train of thought started.


Bravo!



Have you seen the Ultimate Silly Song Countdown? Came out middle of last year.


'Nice hair. No fair.'


Hehehe.

Redfield
05-08-2002, 11:08 AM
I've seen it, and by mandate of my sons, I've bought the DVD.

My fav, is Dance of the Cucumber.

The Frog
05-08-2002, 11:15 AM
I like the in-beween bumper scenes. When Pa Grape realizes he's lost the election, stops the vote, 'finds' a bunch of phoney votes to run into a recount, and says 'We cannot allow our own negligence to violate the will of hte people'

My wife and I both nearly fell off the couch laughing at this. Our two-year-old dind't get it, but thought our reaction was funny.

Also, being the cyber-sleuth frog that I am, I can thank you for leading me (by way of that pic) to a new Vegie site we didn't know.

http://www.ultimateveggie.com/characters/graphics/bob_small.gif http://www.ultimateveggie.com/characters/graphics/larry_small.gif http://www.ultimateveggie.com/characters/graphics/archie_small.gif http://www.ultimateveggie.com/characters/graphics/pagrape_small.gif

DotCom
05-08-2002, 11:16 AM
I LOVE VEGGIE TALES

I own the CDs just for kicks.

:stupid:

Redfield
05-08-2002, 12:50 PM
I didn't like it when my sis started showing me the songs, but when I saw the vids, I couldn't help but love it.

My runner-up fav is the Meatloaf spoof, "The Cheeseburger Song".

Redfield
05-08-2002, 03:08 PM
BUMP!

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