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Java_man
08-12-2005, 09:50 PM
LONDON - Some people bring flowers, others bring balloons. When Melvyn Reed's three wives showed up to visit him at the hospital, they brought an unexpected curtain call to his years as a double bigamist.

British police confirmed that after Melvyn Reed woke from his triple bypass heart operation earlier this year, his complicated marital affairs took a turn for a worse. All three of his spouses had turned up at the same time, despite his efforts to stagger their visits.

Media reports say that, upon realizing that something was amiss, the wives held a meeting in the parking lot, and learned that they were all married to the same man.

The 59-year-old company director from Kettering in central England turned himself into police on May 12 saying he was married to three women at the same time, and confessed to bigamy, an illegal offense in Britain, London's Metropolitan Police said in a statement.

A spokeswoman for the Crown Prosecution Service confirmed that Reed had turned himself in to police in Wimbledon, south London in the presence of his lawyer, and admitted he was a bigamist.

$126 fine

He pleaded guilty to two charges of bigamy on July 19 at the Wimbledon Magistrates' court, and was given a suspended sentence of four months in prison and ordered to pay 70 pounds ($126) in costs, police said.

It wasn't immediately possible to reach Reed or his three wives. A phone call to one of the women went unanswered. Reed's lawyer Laurence Grant was not immediately available at his office for comment.

The Metropolitan Police said Reed married his first wife, Jean Grafton, in 1966, then left her without divorcing her. He went on to marry Denise Harrington in 1998, then married Lyndsey Hutchinson in 2003.

British media have widely reported that Reed recently moved back in with his first wife, Grafton. They say she is the mother of his three grown children.

The Metropolitan Police said Harrington and Hutchinson had sought advice on getting their marriages annulled. But media reports say lawyers have advised the women that their marriages were never valid.

Salah Ed-din Yusuf
08-12-2005, 10:00 PM
Despite the humour, why is this newsworthy? You'd think they had better stuff to report about :rolleyes:

*sigh*

-Rashid

Betty
08-13-2005, 12:11 AM
It's newsworthy because it's something you'd think only happens in movies.

Besides, look at the name of this forum.

tinhorn
08-13-2005, 12:21 AM
That was the funniest story I've read in a long time. Can you imagine how the poor SOB must have felt, trapped in that bed? Can you imagine the meeting in the parking lot?! Hahahahaha!

I have a feeling somebody's gonna make money off of this. It's certainly more fascinating than that bugeyed skank.

Java_man
08-13-2005, 01:57 AM
It could be worse ... It could have been a QUADRUPLE bypass :eek3: :eek7:

eeper69
08-13-2005, 01:59 AM
It could be worse ... It could have been a QUADRUPLE bypass :eek3: :eek7: :p :p

Salah Ed-din Yusuf
08-13-2005, 07:32 AM
It's newsworthy because it's something you'd think only happens in movies.

Besides, look at the name of this forum.

Meh...I wouldn't deem that newsworthy if I were the editor.

And I wasn't critisising Java man :) More the people who wrote about this...

-Rashid

Red
08-13-2005, 08:43 AM
Despite the humour, why is this newsworthy? You'd think they had better stuff to report about :rolleyes:

*sigh*

-Rashid
ever hear of a slow news day?

Salah Ed-din Yusuf
08-13-2005, 08:53 AM
ever hear of a slow news day?

Exactly...its kind sad.

In India, when they have nothing better to write about, they make stuff up, the most recent of which was "Boy gets period" :rolleyes:

-Rashid

NJ Refugee
08-13-2005, 12:18 PM
Three wives ?

No wonder he had heart problems ... the *bills* those three women generate is enough to lay a man down.


*snickers as he runs for the door*

Salah Ed-din Yusuf
08-13-2005, 12:29 PM
Three wives ?

No wonder he had heart problems ... the *bills* those three women generate is enough to lay a man down.


*snickers as he runs for the door*

Lots of Muslim men have 4 wives :|

Mostly obscenely rich "oil sheikhs"...:|

-Rashid

NJ Refugee
08-13-2005, 12:33 PM
Lots of Muslim men have 4 wives


Well, those muslim men with four wives can take themselves and their four wives out of the US and Europe and head back to the muslim lands of the Mid-East.

Salah Ed-din Yusuf
08-13-2005, 12:34 PM
Well, those muslim men with four wives can take themselves and their four wives out of the US and Europe and head back to the muslim lands of the Mid-East.

Read last sentence of my post.

-Rashid

NJ Refugee
08-13-2005, 12:37 PM
Read last sentence of my post

I did.

Islamic radicals are calling for the istitution of Islamic laws in many Western countries ... which would make the 'Four wives' a possibility. Those Islamofascists can take the Koran and go back to their d@mned deserts ... and out of my country.

Salah Ed-din Yusuf
08-13-2005, 12:39 PM
I did.

Islamic radicals are calling for the istitution of Islamic laws in many Western countries ... which would make the 'Four wives' a possibility. Those Islamofascists can take the Koran and go back to their d@mned deserts ... and out of my country.

*rolls eyes*

This is the lighter side...

-Rashid

boedicca
08-13-2005, 12:50 PM
It could be worse ... It could have been a QUADRUPLE bypass :eek3: :eek7:


Bwahahahaha!

:nice:

ResidentRice
08-16-2005, 04:43 AM
I did.

Islamic radicals are calling for the istitution of Islamic laws in many Western countries ... which would make the 'Four wives' a possibility. Those Islamofascists can take the Koran and go back to their d@mned deserts ... and out of my country.

Yeah, this is the lighter side, and sadly, this post also happens to be the lighter side of bigotry, along with bigamy. I made a alliteration! Whee for me!

I heard about this on the radio today driving to class. The host (male) said, "You think he only got off with a small fine because the judge was married himself?" I thought that was a pretty funny comment, and the female host of the show got all in a tizzy over it, haha. I said a girl got all in a tizzy.

Salah Ed-din Yusuf
08-16-2005, 05:29 PM
Yeah, this is the lighter side, and sadly, this post also happens to be the lighter side of bigotry, along with bigamy. I made a alliteration! Whee for me!

I heard about this on the radio today driving to class. The host (male) said, "You think he only got off with a small fine because the judge was married himself?" I thought that was a pretty funny comment, and the female host of the show got all in a tizzy over it, haha. I said a girl got all in a tizzy.

:|

-Rashid

Epicius
08-16-2005, 09:16 PM
Not to put a damper on it but why is he a double bigamist? Trigamist (a man with three wives) is a perfectly good english word, Epicius sighs at decine in vocabulary of his own countrymen!

No_Brakes
08-16-2005, 09:28 PM
Because he only committed bigamy twice, by marrying #2 & #3. Of course you already have to be married to commit bigamy, but the first marriage is the legal one, so I'd think that's why the first wife isn't factored in.

Epicius
08-20-2005, 12:28 PM
Because he only committed bigamy twice, by marrying #2 & #3. Of course you already have to be married to commit bigamy, but the first marriage is the legal one, so I'd think that's why the first wife isn't factored in.


As I said 3 wives trigamist. Double bigamist = 2 wives + 2 wives = 4 wives = one of Salah obscenely rich oil sheiks.

smalltown_honey
08-20-2005, 12:49 PM
All I can say is....What an IDIOT!!!!

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