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beatlebabe 07-30-2005, 11:43 PM Stole the idea from here (http://www.amiright.com/names/onhold/b.shtml) :rofl:
The worst songs to have on hold for certain places. Do your worst DA'ers :nice:
Here are a few from the site to get you started:
Artist: Afroman
Song: Because I Got High
Business: Drug rehab clinic
Artist: The Beatles
Song: Baby You're A Rich Man
Business: Bankruptcy court
Artist: Milli Vanilli
Song: Blame It On The Rain
Business: National Weather Service
CowPunk 07-31-2005, 12:06 AM Artist: Andrew Gold
Song: Sometimes When We Touch.
Business: Any
Della April 07-31-2005, 01:29 AM Stole the idea from here (http://www.amiright.com/names/onhold/b.shtml) :rofl:
The worst songs to have on hold for certain places. Do your worst DA'ers :nice:
Here are a few from the site to get you started:
Artist: Afroman
Song: Because I Got High
Business: Drug rehab clinic
Artist: The Beatles
Song: Baby You're A Rich Man
Business: Bankruptcy court
Artist: Milli Vanilli
Song: Blame It On The Rain
Business: National Weather Service
:rofl:
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 01:34 AM More:
Artist: Simple Minds
Song: Don't You Forget About Me
Business: Alzheimer Hotline
Artist: Olivia Newton John
Song: Heart Attack
Business: Cardiologist office
Artist: Def Leppard
Song: Pour Some Sugar On Me
Business: Diabetes hotline
Della April 07-31-2005, 02:06 AM More:
Artist: Simple Minds
Song: Don't You Forget About Me
Business: Alzheimer Hotline
Artist: Olivia Newton John
Song: Heart Attack
Business: Cardiologist office
Artist: Def Leppard
Song: Pour Some Sugar On Me
Business: Diabetes hotline
More :rofl: ! (I'll post one when I remember it - it was in our local paper...)
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 10:45 AM Artist: Kenny Rogers
Song: The Gambler
Business: Compulsive gambling hotline
Artist: Sammy Hagar
Song: I Can't Drive 55
Business: Department Of Motor Vehicles
Artist: Vicki Lawrence or Reba McEntire
Song: The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia
Business: Atlanta Power & Lights
Artist: Pink
Song: Family Portrait
Business: Sears Photo Studio
Diavolo 07-31-2005, 01:19 PM :rofl:
boedicca 07-31-2005, 01:26 PM Artist: Tones on Tail
Song: Go
Business: Incontinence Help Line
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 01:38 PM Hahaha Bo that triggered another one for me :rofl:
Artist: Eric Carmen
Song: Make Me Lose Control
Business: Depends undergarments
boedicca 07-31-2005, 01:43 PM Artist: Patti Smith
Song: Dancing Barefoot
Business: Orthopedic Supports & Shoes
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 01:44 PM Artist: The Beatles
Song: The Fool On The Hill
Business: Any political office :p
boedicca 07-31-2005, 01:46 PM Artist: Nirvana
Song: Breed
Business: Planned Parenthood
boedicca 07-31-2005, 01:47 PM Artist: Destiny's Child
Song: Say My Name
Business: Amnesia Anonymous
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 01:47 PM Artist: Ashlee Simpson
Song: Pieces Of Me
Business: Suicide bombers :eek:
boedicca 07-31-2005, 01:49 PM ^ Scritti Politi's "Boom There She Was" would be a good one for that!
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 01:50 PM Yes it would :nice:
Artist: Survivor
Song: I Can't Hold Back
Business: Premature ejaculation helpline
boedicca 07-31-2005, 01:50 PM Artist: UB40
Song: Red Red Wine
Business: Alcholics Anonymous
boedicca 07-31-2005, 01:51 PM Artist: The Ramones
Song: Psycho Therapy
Business: Mental Health Institute
(Talking Head's Psycho Killer as well)
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 01:53 PM Artist: Metallica
Song: Fade To Black
Business: Tide detergent's 1-800 number
boedicca 07-31-2005, 01:54 PM Artist: Fleetwodd Mac
Song: Over My Head
Business: Lifeguard Hotline
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 01:56 PM Artist: Tool
Song: Prison Sex
Business: Public defender's office
boedicca 07-31-2005, 01:59 PM Artist: Tool
Song: Prison Sex
Business: Public defender's office
^ Bwahahahahaha! You EVUL WOMAN!
Artist: Oingo Boingo
Song: Not My Slave
Business: S&M Club
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 02:01 PM Artist: Salt n Pepa
Song: Push It
Business: OB/GYN's office
boedicca 07-31-2005, 02:04 PM I love this game! Just one more for now.
Artist: Robert Cray Band
Song: New Blood
Business: Blood Bank
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 02:07 PM I love this game! Just one more for now.
Artist: Robert Cray Band
Song: New Blood
Business: Blood Bank
Hahaha that reminds me of one:
Artist: Neil Sedaka
Song: Bad Blood
Business: Blood bank
kiwimac 07-31-2005, 02:18 PM Artist: Unknown
Title: Do the Hokey-Kokey
Business: Amputees association
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 02:52 PM Artist: Mary J Blige
Song: No More Drama
Business: SoapNet
MamaG 07-31-2005, 03:41 PM These are great!!!!!
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 03:44 PM :rofl: I found another gem:
Artist: Toni Braxton
Song: He Wasn't Man Enough
Business: Penis enlargement
MamaG 07-31-2005, 03:44 PM ROFL.......
How's about:
Artist:Elton John
Song: Don't let the sun go down on me
Business: Burn Center
MamaG 07-31-2005, 03:56 PM Artist: George Thoroughgood
Song: B.b.b.bbbad to the Bone
Business: Stutterer's Hotline
Artist:Blondie
Song: Rapture
Business: Religious Hotline
Artist: King Missile
Song: Detachable Penis
Business: Plastic Surgeon etc.
Artist: Pretenders
Song: It's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate
Business: Anger Management Course
Artist: Suicidal Tendencies
Song: Institution
Artist: Patsy Kline
Song: Crazy
Artist: Seal
Song: Crazy
Artist: Ki-C & Jo-Jo
Song: Crazy
Artist: Madonna
Song: Crazy for You
Artist: Heart
Song: Crazy On You
etc
Business: Mental Health Institution
Della April 07-31-2005, 08:50 PM Artist: Salt n Pepa
Song: Push It
Business: OB/GYN's office
Brilliant! :D
beatlebabe 07-31-2005, 09:37 PM Artist: Blue Oyster Cult
Song: Burning For You
Business: Preparation H hotline
Dreamscapist 07-31-2005, 09:57 PM Artist: Maurice Chevalier
Song: Thank Heaven For Little Girls
Business: Halfway House for Sex Offenders
Artist: Willie Nelson
Song: Whiskey River
Business: Alcoholics Anonymous
Artist: Foreigner
Song: Cold As Ice
Business: Funeral Parlor
Artist: Connie Francis
Song: Where The Boys Are
Business: Catholic Diocese of Boston
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