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SivVulk
07-28-2005, 11:25 PM
Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor says he offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter's hand in marriage five years ago -- and is still waiting for an answer.
Chepkurgor, a 36-year-old elected city councilor in Nakuru, recounted writing to the U.S president through the Kenyan government.

He described his plans for a grand wedding presided over by South African Nobel Peace Prize winner Archbishop Desmond Tutu. He named then-President Daniel arap Moi and the president of his university as references.

"Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding," he told the Standard in an interview published Friday during Clinton's recent visit to Kenya.

Chepkurgor said his letter praised Clinton's leadership and commended his wife, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, for standing by her husband "like an African woman" in the face of the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

The electrical engineering graduate said he promised to pay his would-be father-in-law 20 cows and 40 goats in dowry for his only daughter in accordance with African tradition.


http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/07/27/clinton.kenya.ap/index.html

Malcolm Wright
07-28-2005, 11:45 PM
Awesome :)

Dreamscapist
07-28-2005, 11:54 PM
That would mean a Clinton net profit of 20 cows and 39 goats.

boedicca
07-29-2005, 01:42 AM
He should lower the offer. She is no longer a virgin.

Malcolm Wright
07-29-2005, 02:32 AM
That would mean a Clinton net profit of 20 cows and 39 goats.

That cracked me up.

Mystlet
07-29-2005, 12:16 PM
He should lower the offer. She is no longer a virgin.
It's okay, I think one of the cows is Hillary anyways.

Gibson
07-29-2005, 12:21 PM
:rofl:

ĘSiR
07-29-2005, 12:31 PM
lol funny...

Gibson
07-29-2005, 12:35 PM
I give 5 black beans and 3 sheep!!! :D

Mystlet
07-29-2005, 12:41 PM
Used sheep? :mad: :nonono:

smalltown_honey
07-30-2005, 11:40 AM
:lol: thats too funny

NJ Refugee
07-31-2005, 10:44 AM
Used sheep?

Only if an anonymous DAer has gotten to them.

beatlebabe
07-31-2005, 10:58 AM
Only if an anonymous DAer has gotten to them.


Sure :mad: Blow the horn in Arkansas once & you're branded for life :p


Topic?? The guy should throw in a partridge in a pear tree, just to be amusing.

NJ Refugee
07-31-2005, 10:59 AM
Sure Blow the horn in Arkansas once & you're branded for life


I'd like to 'brand' you for life ... come hither, sweetie.

beatlebabe
07-31-2005, 11:07 AM
I'd like to 'brand' you for life ... come hither, sweetie.


Anytime baby, but it'll cost you 10 sheep, 6 cows, 2 chickens & a partridge in a pear tree :nice:

NJ Refugee
07-31-2005, 11:09 AM
Anytime baby, but it'll cost you 10 sheep, 6 cows, 2 chickens & a partridge in a pear tree

I've got 8 sheep, 7 cows, 4 chickens, and 2 turtledoves.

Can you make change ?

beatlebabe
07-31-2005, 11:11 AM
I've got 8 sheep, 7 cows, 4 chickens, and 2 turtledoves.

Can you make change ?


I cannot compromise on the partridge in a pear tree :nonono:

NJ Refugee
07-31-2005, 11:13 AM
Not at all ?

How about a Horned owl in a Pine tree ?

beatlebabe
07-31-2005, 11:16 AM
Not at all ?

How about a Horned owl in a Pine tree ?


Hmmm.

Maybe. I'll take it under advisement.

92Notch
07-31-2005, 02:06 PM
That would mean a Clinton net profit of 20 cows and 39 goats.


lol .... :D :D

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