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boedicca
07-26-2005, 01:42 PM
Whew! Instead of feeling my age that I just don't "get" pop music anymore, I can now blame Sony who pays off DJs and radio stations to play horrible music.

Payola For Crappola!

I'm not uncool - JLO and Jessica Simpson really are just manufactured and promoted no-talent products.

I always say when people ask me that the so-called vipers of the movie business would not last a day in the record business. Now Eliot Spitzer's office has decided to prove the point.

"Please be advised that in this week's Jennifer Lopez Top 40 Spin Increase of 236 we bought 63 spins at a cost of $3,600."

"Please be advised that in this week's Good Charlotte Top 40 Spin Increase of 61 we bought approximately 250 spins at a cost of $17K …"

Ironically, it didn't help, as the memo notes that the company actually lost spins — or plays of the record — even though they laid out money for them.

See above: The internal memos from Sony Music, revealed today in the New York state attorney general's investigation of payola at the company, will be mind blowing to those who are not so jaded to think records are played on the radio because they're good. We've all known for a long time that contemporary pop music stinks. We hear "hits" on the radio and wonder, "How can this be?"

Now we know. And memos from both Sony's Columbia and Epic Records senior vice presidents of promotions circa 2002-2003 — whose names are redacted in the reports but are well known in the industry — spell out who to pay and what to pay them in order to get the company's records on the air.

From Epic, home of J-Lo, a memo from Nov. 12, 2002, a "rate" card that shows radio stations in the Top 23 markets will receive $1000, Markets 23-100 get $800, lower markets $500. "If a record receives less than 75 spins at any given radio station, we will not pay the full rate," the memo to DJs states. "We look forward to breaking many records together in the future."

Take Jennifer Lopez's awful record, "Get Right," with its shrill horn and lifted rap. It's now clear that was a "bought" sensation when it was released last winter. So, too, were her previous "hits" "I'm Glad" and "I'm Real," according to the memos. All were obtained by Sony laying out dough and incentives. It's no surprise. There isn't a person alive who could hum any of those "songs" now. Not even J-Lo herself.

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But what a start: Black-and-white evidence of plasma TVs, laptop computers and PlayStation 2 players being sent to DJs and radio programmers in exchange for getting records on the air. And not just electronic gifts went to these people either. According to the papers released today, the same people also received expensive trips, limousines and lots of other incentives to clutter the airwaves with the disposable junk that now passes for pop music.

More memos: "We ordered a laptop for Donnie Michaels at WFLY in Albany. He has since moved to WHYI in Miami. We need to change the shipping address." One Sony memo from 2002: "Can you work with Donnie to see what kind of digital camera he wants us to order?"

Another, from someone in Sony's Urban Promotion department: "I am trying to buy a walkman for Toya Beasley at WRKS/NY.… Can PRS get it to me tomorrow by 3 p.m. … I really need to get the cd by then or I have to wait a week or two before she does her music again …"

Nice, huh? How many times have I written in this column about talented and deserving artists who get no airplay, and no attention from their record companies? Yet dozens of records with little or no artistic merit are all over the radio, and racked in displays at the remaining record stores with great prominence. Thanks to Spitzer's investigation, we now get a taste of what's been happening.

More memos. This one from Feb. 13, 2004: "Gave a jessica trip to wkse to secure Jessica spins and switchfoot." That would be Jessica Simpson, for whom Sony laid on big bucks in the last couple of years to turn her into something she's clearly not: a star.

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Franz Ferdinand, Jessica Simpson, J-Lo, Good Charlotte, etc. Not exactly The Who, Carly Simon, Aretha Franklin or The Kinks. The "classic" is certainly gone from rock.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,163537,00.html

GROFF200
07-26-2005, 02:03 PM
It seems to me that this targets teenagers more than anything.
Adults won't buy something that isn't pleasing to the ears in some way.
But, to a teenager, hearing a song again and again means it's popular. And that alone might be enoough to make them spend $$ to buy the album.

Mr. Know It All
07-26-2005, 02:06 PM
They have been doing that for quite some time. It does appear to have worsened as time has progressed.

Snouter
07-26-2005, 02:11 PM
But, to a teenager, hearing a song again and again means it's popular.

Also, when the rap and R&B crap is supported by MTV, it makes it even more difficult to prevent the brainwashing.

This is why the burden is on people with sophisticated taste to explain to the brainwashed people what good music is. Most youngsters are totally clueless and wondering if they should get their tongue pierced instead of searching for quality art.

Feenix566
07-26-2005, 03:02 PM
This has been going on since the dawn of radio itself. It's a simple scam. Pay the radios to play something, stupid teenagers buy whatever the radio plays, collect the money, rinse and repeat.

IFF
07-27-2005, 06:51 AM
paying for airplay is just standard record label stuff

and by the way, franz ferdinand rock

SwiftSloth
07-27-2005, 11:42 AM
The saddes tpart? The record companys turn around and sue kids for downloading the pieces of **** that they are forcing on them in the first place. *sigh*

Pop music sucks absolute ass. Its hardly even music anymore. Anyone else hear Holla Back Girl? Listen to it (Dont download!), Youll know what Im talking about. Radio music is ****. Your better off listening to static. Its more original.

Mr. Know It All
07-27-2005, 12:01 PM
And radio wonders why their number of listeners keeps dropping.....

Satellite and internet radio is far more enjoyable. Recently I have been listening to indie music via shoutcast.

boedicca
07-27-2005, 01:10 PM
i-P-O-D

I'm also thinking of subscribing to satellite radio. My sister just got it for her boat - it is wonderful!

beatlebabe
07-28-2005, 12:19 AM
The problem with many of these songs is they get stuck in your head all freaking day :mad:


Every time I hear Hollaback Girl it plays in my head the rest of the week, and I walk around singing it....and 1. I don't like the song and 2. What IS a Hollaback Girl??? :confused:

Java_man
07-28-2005, 03:16 AM
Whew! Instead of feeling my age that I just don't "get" pop music anymore, I can now blame Sony who pays off DJs and radio stations to play horrible music.

Payola For Crappola!

this is not a new trend Bo ... Dj's have been payed to spin crap since the '50s

I also remember a lot of really gawd-awful pop music from the 60s 70s and 80s

"Wildfire" or "Boogy Oogy Oogy" anyone ? :barf:

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