Some of us are pretentious pseudo intellectuals.
It's time for us to come out of the closet!!!
Be proud of your half learned cliche ridden pompous
self assuredness!!!!
A Message board on the internet is a perfect home for us.
We've been scorned and out cast ignored and derided by our peers.
Cast off your chains Brethren! and Sisitren! or Female Brethren!
Glory in the thing the Lord God has made thee to be!!!

Discuss!

As a pseudo-intellectual, I can proudly state that nothing gives me more pleasure than correcting those who consider me inferior. I find it absolutely hilarious. But it's good to feel welcomed. Mind you, I'm also a full intellectual, but it depends on my mood and the topic.

Some of us are pretentious pseudo intellectuals.
It's time for us to come out of the closet!!!
Be proud of your half learned cliche ridden pompous
self assuredness!!!!
A Message board on the internet is a perfect home for us.
We've been scorned and out cast ignored and derided by our peers.
Cast off your chains Brethren! and Sisitren! or Female Brethren!
Glory in the thing the Lord God has made thee to be!!!

Discuss!
Yay, I too come out as a pretentious pseudo-intellectual, and a pedant as well. I abhor bad grammar, I loathe bad spelling and I honour my own intellect! Plus I am very learned. Hi, Mike! :D

Hi FL and Della!!!I'm glad to have you here! We've suffered years of oppression but now we have a chance to come into our own.
I'm a little concerned about that army of Spazites though!!!

I'm its general, so don't worry about the Spazites being a problem.

I'm its general, so don't worry about the Spazites being a problem.

If they're Spazites how are you the general? Or are you like the power behind the throne?

Della,I like your adding the bit about being a pedant!!Pedantry is the cornerstone of our entire lifestyle!!!

FL,Do you think you could use your influence?

Of course I could. See, I'm not a Spazite, but the leader of the Spazites listens to me, so it works out in its own weird way.
And pedantry is a way of life. To be learned is to be superior to all whom one encounters.

Of course I could. See, I'm not a Spazite, but the leader of the Spazites listens to me, so it works out in its own weird way.
And pedantry is a way of life. To be learned is to be superior to all whom one encounters.

My pompousity likes the last statement but my humility is shuddering :yikes:

Come on, let the pompous side win. Give in to your natural state of being.

Come on, let the pompous side win. Give in to your natural state of being.

You wouldn't like my unbridled pompous side...

Sure I would. It might even match my own. Now that would be a thread to remember. Two pseudo-intellects butting heads. It might actually break the board.

Sure I would. It might even match my own. Now that would be a thread to remember. Two pseudo-intellects butting heads. It might actually break the board.

Lol! We're not supposed fight in jerusalem!!! I guess I'm joking...I think.

Hey, I could always have someone make me a journal just for us to butt heads in. How'd that be?

Hey, I could always have someone make me a journal just for us to butt heads in. How'd that be?

You frighten me. You have an army of 13 year olds!!!

No I don't. They're not all thirteen. Some are even in their thirties or forties. But I don't abuse my power. I let them be.
I wouldn't use them on anything more than an one-on-one debate.

It's not nice to make fun of little people. Pseudo-achondroplastic dwarves can be non-pretentious intellectuals just like non-height challenged people.

It's not nice to make fun of little people. Pseudo-achondroplastic dwarves can be non-pretentious intellectuals just like non-height challenged people.

Sugar,the non-pretentious intellectual thread is down the hall,first door to your left...

Good one, Mike. This is a pretension-only thread.

Good one, Mike. This is a pretension-only thread.

I hope she stays,Bo can be pretty pompous at times...
[I hope she doesn't read that]

Haha. It'd be nice to have a few more pompous females to balance out the pompous males here. The level of pomposity between the sexes is imbalanced in this thread.

absolutely!!!

It doesn't matter how many pompous females participate in this thread - this is one area in which The BoyZ will always win.

;)

Well, actually, we have two pompous dudes and two pompous chicks. The pompousness has evened itself out.

It doesn't matter how many pompous females participate in this thread - this is one area in which The BoyZ will always win.

;)

Finally,sommething we can do better than wimmens!!!
:p

I don't know. I know a few ladies who'd present Bo a pretty strong argument to the contrary.

I don't know. I know a few ladies who'd present Bo a pretty strong argument to the contrary.

Bring them here,Flam,we want to party!!!

Hey, you know them too. I believe you had a little get together with them just a few days ago.

Oh,like I can control those women!!!NOT!!!

Nobody can.

Well, now that I think of it, there is the possibility that a very attractive, very rich, very intelligent, very useful, very well hung guy could have some sort of control over them.

Reporting for duty, sir. :nice:

Now to exert my control... :)

Reporting for duty, sir. :nice:

Now to exert my control... :)
:bowrofl:

Classic, CP, classic.

The chicks just seem to run in and run out again.

The chicks just seem to run in and run out again.In and out...in and out....in and out...in and out....ooooh baby :eek:

:whisper: [Hey guys,I don't think she's talking about the piston action in a combustible engine]

If they're Spazites how are you the general? Or are you like the power behind the throne?

Della,I like your adding the bit about being a pedant!!Pedantry is the cornerstone of our entire lifestyle!!!

FL,Do you think you could use your influence?
It was my son who first alerted me to my pedantry. At first, I am stunned, but then I decided to claim it proudly!

It was my son who first alerted me to my pedantry. At first, I am stunned, but then I decided to claim it proudly!

It is a thing to be embraced! This sets us apart from the dull mediocre masses in front of the TV with a can of beer...

Actually, pedants aren't any different than the dull mediocre masses in front of their tubes with a beer: they simply pretend to be.

sssshhhh!!!!

Actually, pedants aren't any different than the dull mediocre masses in front of their tubes with a beer: they simply pretend to be.:lol:

:whisper: [Hey guys,I don't think she's talking about the piston action in a combustible engine]
As long as the engine can fire, we can go for a ride!

As long as the engine can fire, we can go for a ride!

That old engine ain't been started in years.

That old engine ain't been started in years.

Its like riding a bike...

I can't ride a bike now either,Partner...

doesn't mean you have forgotten how.
Jus relax, lean back, and let her show you how it's done.

I can't ride a bike now either,Partner...

Fair enough, still if you could, you'd remember how...

M.

actually that sounds enticing...it'll be a while,though...

actually that sounds enticing...it'll be a while,though...

Go for it man! Nothing to lose, everything to gain! :nice:

M.