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Pappy&Me
07-04-2005, 01:36 AM
www.christian exodus.org

off to S.Carolina for some christians fed up with secular, immorality and values or lack of . Some join in with The Constitution Party too, if I read it right. I may follow them ,from a distance . That may be bad idea, all them right there in one basket. Would be inte-
resting to see certain groups going there to agrevate though. We won't mention any names,

:(

TheLateGreat
07-04-2005, 01:48 AM
Adios.

johann_moritz
07-04-2005, 03:57 AM
Secession from what?

Java_man
07-04-2005, 04:17 AM
Secession from what?

Sanity

Corporate Avenger
07-04-2005, 07:33 AM
If I remember correctly most "Christians" supported Bush's immoral and illegal war, I don't see how people that don't believe in fairy tales are "immoral"? It's like saying if you don't believe in Santa Claus you are an immoral person.

SwiftSloth
07-04-2005, 08:28 AM
Secession might not be a bad idea. With all the lying thats been done to the poor christians by the republicans (if you vote for us, you'll get this!), they'v gotta be getting sick of the damn christian hating united states govt... That they elected... :rolleyes:

fat mike
07-04-2005, 10:01 AM
This is going to get us in trouble.The Christians may finally be realizing that we're not a majority at all,but we could hardly secede...A lot of nominal Christians here down South see the old confederacy as some esteemed thing we need to resurrect...nastiness!

Bear Stories
07-04-2005, 10:05 AM
You know what? Let's just be done with this. I say we slpit the nation right down the middle. We'll flip a coin and these so called Christians, with their homophobia and xenophobia can take one half and we can take the other. And then everybody will be happy.

Well, we'll be happy, (I tend to think that coginzent people who espouse tolerance and understanding are generally pretty happy people).

The xenophobes? They might not be so happy because they will then discover that they have no one to hate. And hate does seem to pretty much be what motivates these people.


(and, before I get jumped on, let me add that by "so called Christians", I am obviously not speaking about the multitudes of Christians who do truly embrace the Christian values of tolerance and understanding)

Pappy&Me
07-04-2005, 04:11 PM
You know what? Let's just be done with this. I say we slpit the nation right down the middle. We'll flip a coin and these so called Christians, with their homophobia and xenophobia can take one half and we can take the other. And then everybody will be happy.

Well, we'll be happy, (I tend to think that coginzent people who espouse tolerance and understanding are generally pretty happy people).

The xenophobes? They might not be so happy because they will then discover that they have no one to hate. And hate does seem to pretty much be what motivates these people.


(and, before I get jumped on, let me add that by "so called Christians", I am obviously not speaking about the multitudes of Christians who do truly embrace the Christian values of tolerance and understanding)


Everything has it's limits, this includes ' tolerance '. You don't see christians or straight people parading around screaming out sex lives . You don't want tolerence, you want control and company for your miserable lifestyles. Even hookers don't walk as many streets as queers do in parades .

fat mike
07-04-2005, 04:34 PM
the straight people are out marching around screaming about their fear of hommosexuality.

Pappy&Me
07-04-2005, 05:02 PM
the straight people are out marching around screaming about their fear of hommosexuality.


And why not ?

Pints with Plato
07-04-2005, 05:13 PM
Ever catch New Orleans 'round Mardi Gras? Ever see those commercials for "Girls Gone Wild"? For that matter, ever see ANY commercial? Come on Pap, you're a "christian"... surely you've decried the current state of over-(hetero)sexed this country is!

Ya know, I've been alive all these thirty years, and I've never once seen a gay person "parading" around with his willie hanging out. I've travelled quite a bit, too. You'd think just once I would've been overrun by one of these marauding bands of queens... I guess I'm just lucky...

***CAUTION: This post heavily laden with sarcasm***

Bear Stories
07-04-2005, 05:21 PM
..... You'd think just once I would've been overrun by one of these marauding bands of queens... I guess I'm just lucky...



That's funny. I am completely going to steal that.

(and now I'm just stuck with this image in my head of these roving bands who are going to break in and redecorate my house)

Pints with Plato
07-04-2005, 05:26 PM
I'd rather they break in and give me a sense of fashion!

Pappy&Me
07-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Jeremiah Films[ note Biblecal name ] will let you know exactly what their plans are for straghts and their kids .

fat mike
07-04-2005, 05:37 PM
I have a friend at work who's gay,he'll come and straighten my collar and brush lint off my
shirt like he's my mom or something.

Bear Stories
07-04-2005, 05:41 PM
I'd rather they break in and give me a sense of fashion!

Okay: solid shirt, patterened tie, patterened tie, solid shirt. If you must wear slip-on shoes, just not the tassled loafer. (trust me on this one) If you're wearing pants with a belt loop, you really should wear a belt.

(and make that little lick of hair on the crown of your head stay down! It's freaking me out) ;)

Bear Stories
07-04-2005, 05:43 PM
I have a friend at work who's gay,he'll come and straighten my collar and brush lint off my
shirt like he's my mom or something.


Well, if you'd learn how to dress yourself in the morning!........;)

Pints with Plato
07-04-2005, 05:50 PM
Okay: solid shirt, patterened tie, patterened tie, solid shirt. If you must wear slip-on shoes, just not the tassled loafer.

Riiiiight... So the flannel shirt with the striped tie is... too much? A "little busy"? :D


(and make that little lick of hair on the crown of your head stay down! It's freaking me out) ;)


No problem here... there's usually a grubby, 5 year old ballcap on my head!! :p

Samson
07-04-2005, 05:51 PM
the straight people are out marching around screaming about their fear of hommosexuality.

Damn it Mike!

I think you are trying to say fear of HUMMASEXUALITY. And its about goddamn time someone expressed themselves about their terror, their horrer, that someone would try to do unnatural acts with chickpea/seaseme oil based spreads!!!! :soapbox:

fat mike
07-04-2005, 05:51 PM
Well, if you'd learn how to dress yourself in the morning!........;)

It's kind of affectionate,i sort of undo things and leave threads on my shirt on purpose,no,I'm kidding...
I'm a childish immature middle aged guy,we artistes can't be bothered with those minor details :p

Pints with Plato
07-04-2005, 05:56 PM
Jeremiah Films[ note Biblecal name ] will let you know exactly what their plans are for straghts and their kids .


No doubt they enumerate and discuss these plans at mass "queer" secret meetings held in the stock rooms of Gap stores, right?

If you're into propaganda films, I know of some really well-made and convincing ones... They were made back in the 1930's over in Europe... can't think of the name of those guys right now... OH, yeah! Nazis... that's right... As I recall they were disgusted by the "lifestyle" and "evil designs" that Jewish people had on normal, everyday, god-fearing Germans...

:rolleyes:

Bear Stories
07-04-2005, 06:03 PM
Damn it Mike!

I think you are trying to say fear of HUMMASEXUALITY. And its about goddamn time someone expressed themselves about their terror, their horrer, that someone would try to do unnatural acts with chickpea/seaseme oil based spreads!!!! :soapbox:
Hey, man, there is nothing unnatural about hummus, ever, full stop. :D

fat mike
07-04-2005, 06:20 PM
Damn it Mike!

I think you are trying to say fear of HUMMASEXUALITY. And its about goddamn time someone expressed themselves about their terror, their horrer, that someone would try to do unnatural acts with chickpea/seaseme oil based spreads!!!! :soapbox:

Everyone knows that the chickpea and the sesame are staples in the israeli diet.
Are you baiting the antisemites with this subliminal?
Oh,hummas,oh well I'll leave that other in,nothing too ridiculous for this thread!

Pints with Plato
07-04-2005, 06:35 PM
I've got but two more words to add to this discussion...

MMM, HUMMAS!

:D

oki
07-04-2005, 06:37 PM
christian fundamentalism.....
:rolleyes:

fat mike
07-04-2005, 06:41 PM
christian fundamentalism.....
:rolleyes:

He waits to do this after we derail the thread,Oki,what has hummus got to do with religion?Fundamentalists usually eat bbq and mcdonald's...

Samson
07-05-2005, 08:09 AM
He waits to do this after we derail the thread,Oki,what has hummus got to do with religion?Fundamentalists usually eat bbq and mcdonald's...

I demand to see the source for this preposerous accusation! :mad:

Us Pagans LOVE BBQ. :p

TheLateGreat
07-05-2005, 09:44 AM
You'd think just once I would've been overrun by one of these marauding bands of queens... I guess I'm just lucky...

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Epicius
07-05-2005, 04:38 PM
I demand to see the source for this preposerous accusation! :mad:

Us Pagans LOVE BBQ. :p


Trouble is them there Christians saw it liked it and took it over like they did Christmas and Easter.

CowPunk
07-05-2005, 06:41 PM
Okay: solid shirt, patterened tie, patterened tie, solid shirt. If you must wear slip-on shoes, just not the tassled loafer. (trust me on this one) If you're wearing pants with a belt loop, you really should wear a belt.

(and make that little lick of hair on the crown of your head stay down! It's freaking me out) ;)
- Are pinned jeans and tapered trousers still acceptable?

oki
07-05-2005, 06:48 PM
He waits to do this after we derail the thread,Oki,what has hummus got to do with religion?Fundamentalists usually eat bbq and mcdonald's...
oh I skipped all that nonsense about hummUs(which tastes exellent, btw) and went right to the core...

fat mike
07-05-2005, 09:50 PM
That started because Samson doesn't realize that the sophisticated man spells hommosexuality with 2 m's and pronounces the the 1st as "ah" as in hot dog...
only the 2nd o is long as in goat...
Fundamentalists can be very cool,Oki,we're a diverse group...

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