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boedicca
06-08-2005, 11:07 AM
File this in the: Why is this news? category.

Yet another person has found a food item that looks like Jesus. This time it's a potato chip. I am mildly fascinated by the epidemic of Jesus and Mary food stuffs. The first one or two were funny, but now they are regular occurrences. One can find a minor abundance of such items on eBay.

So here's a solution for the poor confused woman. Her choices are:

- Eat it.
- Sell it on eBay.
- Enshrine it in her home and bore the hell out of her friends and family by telling the amazing story of how she opened a bag of chips and there was Jesus.

One thing I do love about this particular chip is the seething undercurrent of oneupmanship in the sibling rivalry department. It is Very Old Testament.

Rosalie and Jerry Lawson have an eye for collectibles. Their home in Shore Acres is filled with family heirlooms, holiday displays, Gone with the Wind memorabilia, reproductions of Chrysler's PT Cruiser.

They're no strangers to religious iconography. The couple are active Episcopalians - Jerry Lawson's father, the Very Rev. LeRoy Lawson, was the first dean of St. Peter's Cathedral.

One Valentine's Day, her brother found a heart-shaped potato chip, but no one in the family had ever seen what emerged from a bag of Lay's sour cream and onion potato chips a couple of weeks ago: an oval measuring roughly 11/2 inches in diameter, in which Rosalie Lawson saw the image of Jesus Christ.

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/06/08/Neighborhoodtimes/An_image_of_Jesus__Al.shtml

fat mike
06-08-2005, 12:28 PM
disturbing and sacreligious...

Bear Stories
06-08-2005, 12:41 PM
I would vote for eat the potato chip.
And the thing I find most amusing about all of these holy sighting in food is that, how do we know what Jesus looked like? How does she know that the face in that potato chip isn't Fred Renyolds, lowly shipping clerk?

Mystlet
06-08-2005, 12:41 PM
I must be the antichrist, all I saw was black oxidation.

Red
06-08-2005, 12:45 PM
2 words: onion dip. :|

boedicca
06-08-2005, 01:13 PM
If you want a giggle, search for toast in the Weird Stuff category on eBay.

You'll find Michael Jackson, Russell Crowe, the runaway bride, American Idols, Brittney's baby, various religious figures - it is the toast equivalent of Madam Toussauds Wax Museum!

Mr. Know It All
06-08-2005, 01:14 PM
I would use it as a topping for my tuna casserole

boedicca
06-08-2005, 01:14 PM
Breaking news: President Bush's complete Iraq strategy found on a piece of toast!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5586553735&rd=1

Bear Stories
06-08-2005, 01:24 PM
Breaking news: President Bush's complete Iraq strategy found on a piece of toast!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5586553735&rd=1

(heehee) I didn't realize that you could actually fit "sh*t storm" on a piece of toast, but, hey, anything's possible, right? :D

boedicca
06-08-2005, 01:27 PM
(heehee) I didn't realize that you could actually fit "sh*t storm" on a piece of toast, but, hey, anything's possible, right? :D


The army does it all the time. It's referred to as "**** on a shingle" (aka, chipped beef on toast).

:D

Bear Stories
06-08-2005, 01:31 PM
The army does it all the time. It's referred to as "**** on a shingle" (aka, chipped beef on toast).

:D

Diet Coke + uncontrollable laugh = sticky keyboard.

boedicca
06-08-2005, 01:32 PM
Diet Coke + uncontrollable laugh = sticky keyboard.


Sorry! :D

Bear Stories
06-08-2005, 01:37 PM
Sorry! :D

I don't believe that for one second! :p


(you keyboard destroying minx!)

boedicca
06-08-2005, 01:44 PM
I don't believe that for one second! :p


(you keyboard destroying minx!)

*bats eyes innocently* Who Moi?

Did sparks and stuff fly around - cuz I really love it when they do that!

Bear Stories
06-08-2005, 02:20 PM
*bats eyes innocently* Who Moi?

Did sparks and stuff fly around - cuz I really love it when they do that!

No, but I do seem to have an excess of "A"'s and "R"'s when I type. (and it'll be even worse when it dries, dammit!) I guess I'm off to buy a new keyboard. You don't, by any chance, work for Microsoft, do you? :D





and ps.? I'm not buying the appealing bambi eyes for a second!

boedicca
06-08-2005, 02:29 PM
No, but I do seem to have an excess of "A"'s and "R"'s when I type. (and it'll be even worse when it dries, dammit!) I guess I'm off to buy a new keyboard. You don't, by any chance, work for Microsoft, do you? :D

and ps.? I'm not buying the appealing bambi eyes for a second!



:eek3: M$FT! Never.

I do use a Macintosh, however.

http://www.astronerdboy.com/tenchi/Images/250%20Bambi%20Eyes!.jpg

Bear Stories
06-08-2005, 03:12 PM
:eek3: M$FT! Never.

I do use a Macintosh, however.

http://www.astronerdboy.com/tenchi/Images/250%20Bambi%20Eyes!.jpg


I knew there was something about you I liked! ;)

tinhorn
06-14-2005, 12:20 AM
I think the potato chip image looks like Rasputin.

Ho14:9
07-08-2005, 06:07 PM
Looks like a hair dryer to me. Maybe if she eats it, she'll become all knowing. Wisdom is good.

BadNews88
07-08-2005, 06:20 PM
I once ate a corn chip that looked like an art deco ash tray.. :D

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