FallenAngel
05-02-2005, 09:17 AM
My desk calendar is 365 Stupidest Things ever said. Some of them are flat out hilarious so I’m gonna share some of my faves….
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Family Fortunes host:
We asked a hundred people to name a famous Arthur
Contestant: Shakespeare
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Reporter: Do you support a smoking ban in bars?
New Zealand restaurateur Judith Tabron: I think it…well, let’s face it, there is still the view that there could be parties…as long as it’s across the board, as long as we seriously have an across-the-board situation, because I wouldn’t want to see clubs with a different view here, because we all know, because we all know clubs can change their spots as we’ve seen in Australia.
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Singers Wanted: To sing at Convention & Retirement homes. Good & Clean! nice body. Fully equipped to pull steer, good power, with claws. 100 couples! Pass it along. (want ad)
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"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - George W. Bush
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"Poverty linked to inequality of wealth" - headline in the Gainesville Sun
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Shin Pads Can Not Protect Any Part Of The Body They Do Not Cover
(warning on a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists)
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Family Fortunes host:
We asked a hundred people to name a famous Arthur
Contestant: Shakespeare
--
Reporter: Do you support a smoking ban in bars?
New Zealand restaurateur Judith Tabron: I think it…well, let’s face it, there is still the view that there could be parties…as long as it’s across the board, as long as we seriously have an across-the-board situation, because I wouldn’t want to see clubs with a different view here, because we all know, because we all know clubs can change their spots as we’ve seen in Australia.
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Singers Wanted: To sing at Convention & Retirement homes. Good & Clean! nice body. Fully equipped to pull steer, good power, with claws. 100 couples! Pass it along. (want ad)
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"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - George W. Bush
--
"Poverty linked to inequality of wealth" - headline in the Gainesville Sun
--
Shin Pads Can Not Protect Any Part Of The Body They Do Not Cover
(warning on a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists)