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mandyc19
01-24-2005, 09:46 AM
I just read about Ashlee in us weekly. Those guys at the football game were total jerks. She said she wishes the critics will pick on someone else and i agree. Do you think MTV is gonna play the boo on her show? It's on after Newlyweds again right? I hope they let her tell her side!

Mandy

SweetSnarkster
01-24-2005, 04:00 PM
she has another season of that show? ugh. and I thought newlyweds was over?

I do feel bad for Ash though. Poor girl.

igofast
01-24-2005, 04:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/prjed/simpsonsisters.jpg

Kraw
01-24-2005, 04:46 PM
I wish she would go away

I can't believe that MTV would give her a show in the first place! Much less it still be on.

fat mike
01-24-2005, 05:06 PM
i dont really get young ppl's music,no melody/all warbles and trills/but why single out one person?

kreator
01-24-2005, 06:09 PM
Those guys at the football game were total jerks.


She was AWFUL....

302Riz
01-24-2005, 07:35 PM
First SNL then the Sugarbowl.... Something tells me that she has absolutely no talent.
Screw her and her dopey ass sister.

Snouter
01-24-2005, 08:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/prjed/simpsonsisters.jpg

Can someone please explain how these Satanic creatures are promoted when even the morons who tolerate rap despise them? The only explanation so far is that MTV is Satanic.

flaming_liberal
01-24-2005, 09:04 PM
Yeah.
MTV sucks. That's how.

dancejunkie
01-25-2005, 02:47 AM
First SNL then the Sugarbowl.... Something tells me that she has absolutely no talent.
Screw her and her dopey ass sister.
Werd to that. Both of thier music sucks. Jessica looks like a jacked up barbie doll, her husband looks like a damn troll, and Ashlee is just ugh.

Boxer
01-25-2005, 10:16 AM
How Ashlee Simpson has any celebrity is beyond me. I did see that the first episode of the new season is about her SNL scandal.

Betty
01-25-2005, 02:51 PM
She's not really a celeb, but more of an unfortunate joke. Certain people (her family and entities at MTV) are trying to make her one, but it just isn't happening. Where I'm from, we have a saying that relates to this sort of thing. "You can't polish a turd."

She needs to just quit embarrassing herself, give up this whole celebrity idea, and just go to college and get a job like the rest of us.

Two Way Radio
01-25-2005, 05:48 PM
I used to have no problem with her, but the last few times I've seen her sing has made me realize that she just yells a lot, really doesn't have a good voice.

Ponycar_302
01-25-2005, 08:03 PM
Jessica is smokin' hot but dumber than a box of rocks.

That's all I have to add. :hmm:

fat mike
01-25-2005, 08:26 PM
still there are a lot of untalented ppl making money yelling at a microphone/why single out this one poor dumb girl?she's just a kid someone decided was good/why is she worse than the awful rest of them?

Betty
01-25-2005, 08:44 PM
Because she's being shoved down our throats, despite public consensus that she has no business behind a miocrophone.

SweetSnarkster
01-26-2005, 03:28 PM
And how is it that anyone can get a reality show?

Jay GW
02-01-2005, 03:49 AM
Ashlee Simpson is another reason why American Idol is a giant success. The public got so sick and fu#king tired of record producers putting up no talent crap and calling it genius that finally somebody decided to actually HEAR them sing without a computer before putting them on stage.

carlrodd
02-01-2005, 05:22 AM
i again cite our country's obsession with personality/celebrity. the bulk of our population is constantly looking for pretty people to tell them how to be, talk, act, look.....someone to worship. which is why they end up constantly being able to publicly speak about stuff they have no business addressing. so it stands to reason that media mongrels are in the business of supplying these people and doing so at the least expense to themselves and with promise of maximum gain. i.e., if jessica is famous, why not try to make her sister so?....she's got the same last name. and sometimes, given that there is little or no thought put into to it to begin with, the celebrity is an abject failure. but she's an investment, so they have to keep trying to make her work.

it's bad enough that people slobber after celebrities to begin with, but it's completely sad when people slobber after failed celebrities...i.e. 'those guys at the football game were total jerks'. yes mandy, if that is your real name, any guy at a football game is a total jerk, and probably a fat, failed high school athlete as well, yet still more entertaining than frog-voiced alien ashlee simpson.

Betty
02-01-2005, 08:46 AM
i again cite our country's obsession with personality/celebrity...
:werd:

Dreamscapist
02-01-2005, 09:56 AM
Ashlee Simpson is another reason why American Idol is a giant success. The public got so sick and fu#king tired of record producers putting up no talent crap and calling it genius that finally somebody decided to actually HEAR them sing without a computer before putting them on stage.

It seems to me that American Idol is basically the "starmaking machinery" flaunting it's power over idiot pop consumers. It's like, watch Us take some mediocre talent off the street....We'll even let you folks at home help pick the "winner", then We'll make "pop artists" out of them with record deals, concert tours and even *retch* movies....and you WILL buy it. Aside from that, I think what the fans of the show love best is the humiliation of the worst singers, as that makes them feel just a little bit better about themselves.

Back on topic: Jessica Simpson is a dullard, although a pokable one, but a dullard whose career is a fine example of manufactured stardom. Still, I will say that I like her cover of Robbie Williams' Angels.
Ashlee Simpson is simply a shameless spinoff of her sister's career, and she possesses much less sex appeal and zero talent. The offices of her record producers should be razed by indignant music lovers.

BadNews88
02-01-2005, 11:16 AM
I can't believe that MTV would give her a show in the first place! Much less it still be on.

That network just has NOT had ANY type of programming that's the same high-quality calibre of "BEAVIS and BUTT-HEAD"

When MTV lost THAT show....they lost EVERYTHING!!!!!! :(

BadNews88
02-01-2005, 11:20 AM
Jessica is smokin' hot but dumber than a box of rocks.


Yeah, but 'FESS UP....would ya or would ya NOT accept her invite to a one-on-one retreat to a cabin in the woods, with nothing more than Champagne, massage oils, bubble baths & satin sheets for the two of you to make do for a WHOLE WEEKEND?

And IF she had NO OTHER conversation other than the finer points of the DICK & JANE Primer....would YOU turn down that weekend with her??

I didn't THINK ya WOULD..... :D

BadNews88
02-01-2005, 11:22 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/prjed/simpsonsisters.jpg

:lol:

and :rofl:

and some of :bowrofl: , too!

Dreamscapist
02-01-2005, 11:55 AM
Jessica is smokin' hot but dumber than a box of rocks.



Maybe a box for your rocks...

Ponycar_302
02-01-2005, 01:29 PM
Yeah, but 'FESS UP....would ya or would ya NOT accept her invite to a one-on-one retreat to a cabin in the woods, with nothing more than Champagne, massage oils, bubble baths & satin sheets for the two of you to make do for a WHOLE WEEKEND?

And IF she had NO OTHER conversation other than the finer points of the DICK & JANE Primer....would YOU turn down that weekend with her??

I didn't THINK ya WOULD..... :D
WHOA! I'm not one of those uppity types that would claim they wouldn't do it. I'd do it and I wouldn't even mind if she insisted that we skip the champagne, massage, bath, and satin sheets. The cabin would be a nice touch though. :D

Jay GW
02-01-2005, 01:37 PM
It seems to me that American Idol is basically the "starmaking machinery" flaunting it's power over idiot pop consumers. It's like, watch Us take some mediocre talent off the street....We'll even let you folks at home help pick the "winner", then We'll make "pop artists" out of them with record deals, concert tours and even *retch* movies....and you WILL buy it. Aside from that, I think what the fans of the show love best is the humiliation of the worst singers, as that makes them feel just a little bit better about themselves.

The only problem with your hypothesis is that singers on the 'Idol' shows have to actually sing to win. Something Ashlee Simpson and about 1000 other pop stars have never had to do. You don't really think that boy bands are chosen because of their voices, do you? Wow.

BadNews88
02-01-2005, 01:51 PM
You don't really think that boy bands are chosen because of their voices, do you? Wow.

Chee, an' all this time I though that N*SYNC played all of their own instruments, produced their own albums, and wrote THEIR OWN really GREAT songs with SUCH a DYLAN-esque lyrical approach... :rolleyes:


Is JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE not collaborating with renowned producer ROY THOMAS BAKER and surviving QUEEN members BRIAN MAY, DEACON JOHN, & ROGER TAYLOR-MEDDOWS to create a FOUR album box remake of "JOE'S GARAGE"?? :p

Jimmy Changa
02-01-2005, 01:57 PM
Just think, Ashlee might have actually made it to the second round of AI.

Dreamscapist
02-01-2005, 04:29 PM
The only problem with your hypothesis is that singers on the 'Idol' shows have to actually sing to win. Something Ashlee Simpson and about 1000 other pop stars have never had to do. You don't really think that boy bands are chosen because of their voices, do you? Wow.

Hardly...boy bands are the worst example of manufactured acts.
Sure, the Idol contenders do actually have to compete, but my point was that afterward the producers try to shove these "stars" down the throat of consumers like other pre-fab acts.

lunar
02-01-2005, 06:40 PM
well said. I am hate that we are being forced to listen to her. They were able to make her song just catchy enough for it to work too.

carlrodd
02-01-2005, 06:51 PM
Yeah, but 'FESS UP....would ya or would ya NOT accept her invite to a one-on-one retreat to a cabin in the woods, with nothing more than Champagne, massage oils, bubble baths & satin sheets for the two of you to make do for a WHOLE WEEKEND?

And IF she had NO OTHER conversation other than the finer points of the DICK & JANE Primer....would YOU turn down that weekend with her??

I didn't THINK ya WOULD..... :D

yeah, but what if she wanted to sing the whole time?

BadNews88
02-01-2005, 10:18 PM
yeah, but what if she wanted to sing the whole time?

I'd tell her: "Honey, you can croon in my ear until the cows come home..Let's hear ya do a true-to-life, authentic rendition of "LOVE TO LOVE YOU BABY"" ... :D

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