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DJ NoDoz
12-28-2004, 08:15 PM
As a responsible parent I'm teaching this one to my 13 year old :D Feel free to add to it.

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

When it comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

When it runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

You know its not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
:nice:

NJ Refugee
12-28-2004, 08:22 PM
When you're sitting in the can,
Paintin' the bowl tan ...

Diarrhea ... Diarrhea.


When you're in the latrine,
And it comes out runny green.

Diarrhea ... Diarrhea.

DJ NoDoz
12-28-2004, 10:01 PM
:nice: keep em commin'

Epicius
12-28-2004, 10:29 PM
When your ringpiece is aflame
'Cos you said a thal was tame
Diarrhea ... Diarrhea.

When the bowl you're pebble dashing,
And brown water is a splashing
Diarrhea ... Diarrhea.

When your paper's running out,
And there is no more about
Diarrhea ... Diarrhea.

When you phone in for a sicky
Because a cough is tricky
Diarrhea ... Diarrhea.

When you wake up in your bed
And all thoughts of sleep have fled
Diarrhea ... Diarrhea.

Tally
12-29-2004, 06:59 AM
when you you're running a little late
and your bum starts to inflate
diarrhea ... diarrhea

when your stomach's feelin' sick
and your poo comes out all slick
diarrhea ... diarrhea

ivlasveld
11-13-2005, 03:11 AM
Wake up in the morning
Put feet on the floor
Do the 50 metre dash to the bathroom door
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When youíre sliding into first
And you feel something burst
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When youíre sliding into third
And you lay a juicy turd
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When youíre sliding into home
And you feel some thing foam
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're waiting with your mum it come out ya* bum
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're running up the stairs it comes out yer* flares
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

I was walking down the lane
and I felt a funny pain
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!
so I went behind a bush
and it came out in a rush
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

It comes out your bum like pedigree chum
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

It shoots out your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you come into your home and your pants are full of foam
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

I was running in a race
and I felt some on my face
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

I was sitting in a tree
And it trickled on my knee
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're sliding into second and your shorts are fuller than you've reckoned
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're sliding into third and you feel that gushy turt
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're sliding into home and you feel the warm foam
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're driving in your Chevy and your shorts are getting heavy
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're driving in your Ford and your pants are fulla turd
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When yer lyin in yer bed and its runnin down yer leg
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

I was walking in the attic and my bum went automatic
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're sittin' on a cushion and you really feel it pushin'
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your running from a cop
and you hear sumthin plop
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When u think your almost home
and you feal a little fome
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you think you look cute
and you feal a liitle poot
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you think you just passed gass
but then you feal sumthin wet in your ass
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your fealing on your tooshie
and you feal squishie
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your workin in the kitchin
and you feal sumthin itchin
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your sittin and your ****tin
and your butt starts spittin
diarrhea diarrhea

When you think your almost there
and you have some time to spare
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your lickin on your sucker
and your ass stars to pucker
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

I was walkin' down the hall, and I heard somthing fall,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're sitting in your class
and it's blowing out your ass
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're looking at a movie
and out comes a poopie.
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you think it's just a poop
but it comes out like soup
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're playing with your pet
and your butt is moist and wet
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're playing in the park
and you're seeing something dark
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're rolling' like a tire
cuz your intestines are on fire
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Toilet paper you need to gather
cuz your butt worked up a lather
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If you think your friends are jokin'
but your pants are brown and soakin'
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You don't feel like a winner
when your butt blows out your dinner
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You really want to shout
as it keeps on dripping out
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Youíre sitting on the pot
cuz it's coming out a lot
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Itís sounds just like a horn
as your butt pops out some corn
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Youíre there in the huddle
and you're standing in a puddle
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You just made a tackle
and it splattered out like spackle
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Youíre going out for a pass
and it blows right out your ass
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Itís really flowing loose
like it's running through a goose
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're shopping at the store
and it's dripping on the floor
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If you eat an extra cherry
and your belly's feeling scary
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Youíre acting like a fool
and your pants fill up with stool
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You really want to play
but your butt begins to spray
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You know you're having trouble
when your butt begins to bubble
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Thatís the way it goes
when your butt thinks it's a hose
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If you're feeling kinda funky
cuz your butt is kinda skunky
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If you think you hear it raining
perhaps your butt is draining
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If you're swimming in a pool
and you leave a trail of stool
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your stomach's really hurting
and your butt it starts a squirting
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If your running really fast
cuz it's squirting out your ass
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If your butt's about to spew
and there's nothing you can do
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Your stomach's feeling wavy
while your butt is making gravy
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If you feel you need to scream
cuz your butt spews out a cream
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If your fun begins to fizzle
cuz you feel it start to drizzle
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You think you're gonna fart
but you blow your pants apart
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

What you thought was just a fart
just made your pants a work of art
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

I was sitting in a tree
and it trickled down my knee
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

If you find a peanut on your pinky
and your finger's kinda stinky
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

I can tell by the smell
your not feeling very well
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Itís when you strain to hear the words
and the whole theater hears your turds
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Itís when you're foamin' at the ass
but you're just laughin' from the grass
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you weed and feed your grass
with liquid fertilizer ass
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You try to hold your breath
as you're leaking liquid death
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Just when you think its gonna stop
you gotta run and get a mop
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're running in a race
and something splatters in your face
someone else's
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your stool is kinda loose
Just like grass goin thru a goose
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

when you eat at pizza hut
and your ass just won't stay shut
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When it hits you in a flash
and you make a gooey splash
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're feeling kinda sick
and you need a toilet quick
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

when you're sliding into first
and you feel something burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into second
and you feel something beckon
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're sliding into third
and you feel a little turd
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're sliding into home
and you feel a burst of foam
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're driving down the road
and you gotta drop a load
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're driving in your chevy
and you feel something heavy
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Some people think it's funny
but it's really hot and runny
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

No pain, no strain,
just sit and let it drain
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you think you've got to fart,
but your butt shoots out a dart
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're climbing up the ladder
and you hear something splatter
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you wake up in the morning
and your pants are overflowing
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your doing hula hoop
and you squirt a squishy poop
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you start to squeeze your cheeks,
and out your butt it leaks
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're eating tasty nachos
and your pants become gazpacho
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Some people think it's gross
but it's really good on toast
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're playing "pull my finger"
And your butt lets out a zinger
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When most of what you excrete
Hits the bottom of the seat
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're dinner party's spoiled
'Cause your pants you just have soiled
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you think it's solid poop
But it feels like Chunkyģ Soup
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You know it's going to hurt
with each painful, burning squirt
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you feel like you're in labor
and you need three rolls of toilet paper
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you spread apart your tushy
and it comes out brown and mushy
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you feel the tide a'mountin'
then it's gushing like a fountain
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your pants smell like ****
and you don't think you can sit
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you start your flirting
and your ass starts a squirting
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your going down the slide
and You feel SOMETHING glide
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You just thought you'd bend down
and now the wall is brown
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When all you've done is fastin'
and your ass is still a-blastin'
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your surfin' on the 'net
and your chair gets hot and wet
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your drivin' in your Dodge
and your bowels start to dislodge
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You make a nasty frown
as your jeans are turnin' brown
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You really get annoyed
cuz its hell on hemmorhoids
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

Just relaxin' in the pool
Then your butt begins to drool
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you are driving your hog
and you drop a big log
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When you're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When it comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When it runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

You know its not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

When your paper's running out,
And there is no more about
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

when you you're running a little late
and your bum starts to inflate
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

when your stomach's feelin' sick
and your poo comes out all slick
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea!

crapper_01
02-19-2007, 11:56 PM
when you eat a spinach wrap,
and your butt begins to flap'
diarrhea Diarrhea!

britneyspears2627
09-01-2008, 12:11 PM
when you try to take a dung and it splashes on your tongue
diarrhea,diarrhea

when you try to take a crap and it splashes on your lap
diarrhea,diarrhea

Gibson
09-01-2008, 02:11 PM
This reminds me of a song we just recorded the other day (ignore the out of key singing, we were drunk)

http://www.myspace.com/standanddeliver567

Listen to Ode to Crapper

Anon1
04-30-2009, 10:30 AM
WHEN YOU'RE QUARANTINED FOR SWINE FLU CAUSE YOU COULDN'T CONTAIN YOUR POO POO... DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA.