Thanks to igofast for this idea of a thread topic.


What are the worst, best, most memorable one liners you have from TV shows?

Doh! - Simpsons
I love it when a plan comes together - The A Team


Stuff like that

I'm fond of using, "And now you know, and knowing is half the battle. G.I.Joe!!" in conversations. Specifically when addressing my higher-ups.

Fire bad, Tree pretty... - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

another good buffy one is

Bored now - Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"There can be only one."

-the Highlander series

another good buffy one is

Bored now - Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

YES! When she said it when she went psycho it gave me the chills.


Yes I'm a weirdo :p :D

YES! When she said it when she went psycho it gave me the chills.


Yes I'm a weirdo :p :D

And the sound effect with the skin being ripped off the body :)

And the sound effect with the skin being ripped off the body :)

HAHA Yes :D

There's about 15 of them in every Law and Order (I assume that's where you're giving me credit for the idea), but they're so horribly bad that I immediately purge them from my mind. I've seen two episodes of CSI: Miami and almost every line David Caruso says is like the bad L&O one liners, but 25 times worse. God he's horrible.

There's about 15 of them in every Law and Order (I assume that's where you're giving me credit for the idea), but they're so horribly bad that I immediately purge them from my mind. I've seen two episodes of CSI: Miami and almost every line David Caruso says is like the bad L&O one liners, but 25 times worse. God he's horrible.


Yup. I should have put a link to the inspiration thread. But..atleast I put in that you gave me the idea.
:)

Another one I like is 'You two should just get a room and wrestle it out....oh! There could be some kind of oil involved!'

"not that there's anything wrong with that"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

but the best....




"I'm Out"

I am cornholio!!! I need tp for my bunghole!!! - Beavis

"Do it for Johnny man.. Do it for Johnny!"

"not that there's anything wrong with that"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

but the best....




"I'm Out"
classic

"Damn you vile woman!" - Stewie

Full paranoia - full awareness

Something by Steven King.

I think you people are confusing one liners with "famous lines"

"Think McFly, think" Back to the Future

"What did you have for breakfast this morning, Carnation instant bitch???" Eric, That 70's Show :nice:

I can't help but tell ya MINE:

"Grrr...BANG! ZOOM!"

JACKIE (Ralph Kramden) GLEASON, "The HONEYMOONERS"

Here are some of my faves:

Lost World:
"I would rip out your tongue if I didn’t need it to lick my boots."

"I'll beat her to death with my shoe, if I have to."

24:
"Have you noticed, wherever you go there's a body count?"

Star Trek Voyager:
"Resistance is futile!"

"As appealing as that sounds, I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer"

"Nevertheless, I am willing to explore my humanity, take off your clothes."

"I have a boyfriend that malfunctions"

Father Ted:
"And Crilly, if you ever try to bullsh** me again, i will rip off your arms"

A Touch of Frost:
"Gas off". "Water off". "Electricity off". All that's missing is "Sod off"!

"I believe you, or at least, I would have done had I not read the pathologist's report."

"I've only got three blokes who can barely stand up, let alone chase a box of black magic!"

Blackadder:
"the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika."

"Your disguise is as convincing as a giraffe wearing dark sunglasses trying to get into a polar bear's only golf club."

I think you people are confusing one liners with "famous lines"
Yup, you're right.

i'm sorry :(