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ĘSiR
12-07-2004, 04:55 PM
http://www.bow.k12.nh.us/CyberBUS/armor%20and%20weapons/Trebuchets/GIANT%20TREBUCHET.JPG

ĘSiR
12-07-2004, 04:59 PM
http://www.tao.ca/~wrench/dist/news/images/pult2.jpg

http://www.michtoy.com/MTSCnewSite/black_legion_miniatures/SiegeEngines/siege_tower%20/tower_aaa.jpg

Von Apfelstrudel
12-07-2004, 05:19 PM
sweet ...

www.trebuchet.Com for all your poliorcetic needs :nice:

Von Apfelstrudel
12-07-2004, 05:23 PM
hmmmm... the helepolis of Epimachus of Athens :
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Castle/9645/Ogre/Helepolis.jpg
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/uploads/post-11-1092855053.jpg


Tension/torsion/gravity artillery are teh sexeh !

Katalina
12-08-2004, 09:12 AM
I bet you want one of them, don't you. Glen wants to build one. :|

ĘSiR
12-08-2004, 09:26 AM
I bet you want one of them, don't you. Glen wants to build one. :|

Dude... that would rock....

Grizzly
12-09-2004, 10:22 AM
I helped build a small trebuchet once. :) it would hurl 5lb rocks a good distance. we demolished a park table with it :)

ĘSiR
12-09-2004, 10:26 AM
I helped build a small trebuchet once. :) it would hurl 5lb rocks a good distance. we demolished a park table with it :)

*draws his sword*

AHHHH!!! THE LEPER KING HAS SHOWN HIMSELF!!
Draw your sword or feel the cold steel of my blade betwixed ye head and ye chest!

*charges*

Grizzly
12-09-2004, 10:36 AM
*draws his sword*

AHHHH!!! THE LEPER KING HAS SHOWN HIMSELF!!
Draw your sword or feel the cold steel of my blade betwixed ye head and ye chest!

*charges*

Sword? Ist that what thou callst thine splinter of metal in thine hand. Twould not even suffice to pick the dirt from under mine own fingernails.

Sword! Thou dost insult me greatly by coming to me wielding such a paltry weapon.

Come back when thou dost have a weapon worthy of my attention. *looks at you disgustingly* as well as when thou are more worthy to enter in battle with me.

Now begone thou craven half-wit!

Katalina
12-09-2004, 10:37 AM
lmao!!!

Von Apfelstrudel
12-09-2004, 10:54 AM
Now begone thou craven half-wit!

Aesir is routed !

ĘSiR
12-09-2004, 11:00 AM
Trebuchets FIRE!!!

*launches plagued cattle over Lord Grizzlys journal*

Saison
12-09-2004, 11:06 AM
Trebuchets FIRE!!!

*launches plagued cattle over Lord Grizzlys journal*


And what have we learned today, kids?? If you can't outsmart someone or beat them with your physical prowess, launch rancid, diseased cows at them.

:D

Grizzly
12-09-2004, 11:09 AM
*shakes his head sadly*

Such barbaric tactics...but what can one expect from one such as thine.


Men dispose of yondder corpses using the wagon and scoop. You men as much as it pains me to take such tactis I am afraid mine hand hast been forced.

Lit the field.

*men toss torches out onto the dry grass field surrounding the castle and a line of fire catches and roars towards the trebuchets and engulfs the ground circlign them.*

*Grizzly yells out across the field*

Perhaps thou shouldst learn you, fetid feline, the difference between mud and pitch.

ĘSiR
12-09-2004, 11:12 AM
:|

Poop.

RUN AWAY!!!!!

Katalina
12-09-2004, 11:20 AM
:|

Poop.

RUN AWAY!!!!!

*tears* lmao

Grizzly
12-09-2004, 11:25 AM
Fare thee well. Perhaps once you have read and learned more of tactics you could try again. But perhaps once you learn more thou willst see the futility of thine attacks.

*turns to his men*

Let the trebuchet burn for a little time then put the fire out. Add extra guards on the walls as I do not believe this Wayward Ill-bred feline is truly leaving. We will not be lax.

*turns to sadly watch the burning*

Katalina
12-09-2004, 11:30 AM
*cries*

Grizzly
12-09-2004, 11:37 AM
*Hears the crying and turns to the source*

MyLady thou shouldst not be here, you could be hurt in the chaos and that wouldst be a true crime.

If beauty such as yours was marred by the repugnant actions of that ratcatcher I would be forced to retaliate on thins behalf.

ĘSiR
12-09-2004, 12:07 PM
A DRAGON!!!

Katalina
12-09-2004, 12:09 PM
*stands forward*

take me dragon!! Thy is not scared of death.. for only in death shall I set you both free.. *closes thy eyes*

ĘSiR
12-09-2004, 12:15 PM
*stands forward*

take me dragon!! Thy is not scared of death.. for only in death shall I set you both free.. *closes thy eyes*

Grizzly
12-09-2004, 12:18 PM
*Stepping in front of the most beautious Katalina*

Nay, Thou shall not be passing from this life whilst I am here to protect you.

As much as it pains me to slay innocent creature, for I doth know they are innocent and only corrupted by the lewd ratcatcher, I fear I must.

Ballista! Fire!

*the walls shake as a score of ballista take aim and fire*

ĘSiR
12-09-2004, 12:22 PM
I would assume the ballista arrows have been lit on fire...

Katalina
12-09-2004, 12:24 PM
*cries* He WAS my secret lover.. poor *cough* dragon *cough* smoke...eekk *falls over dead!!*

Grizzly
12-09-2004, 12:34 PM
*roars in anger*

Fetid feline pretender! You shall pay for forcing my hand thusly. Thine days are few for I wilst be searching for you. Not even the mildew coverd stone you crawled out from will protect you from my wrath!

*He turns and picks up the body of Katalina, which is stull radiating beauty and peace*

First I must go to the very gates of the afterlife and bring this Goddess back to our world.

*stopping to glare over the wall*

Thou wilst regret having ever being born.

ĘSiR
12-10-2004, 02:05 PM
http://www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult.GIF

Grizzly
12-10-2004, 02:06 PM
*laugh*

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