BadNews88
12-02-2004, 06:43 PM
An', NO, we're NOT talkin' about the doohickey that NATURE VALLEY makes & puts in wrappers.....
We speak, instead, of in the Grand Tradition of Juice Bars, Water Bars, and of course Good Ol' Libation Bars, here's a bar where you can schmooze over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch (Link Courtesy USA Today) (http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2004-12-01-cereal-restaurant_x.htm)
Of course, it would behoove you to consider....if you're eyeing that shapely blonde two tables away...not to do Cap'n Crunch (At the risk of turning her off by looking, ah, too juvenile for the gal!) nor Bran Buds (At the risk of turning her off by looking too OLD!), but perhaps something more Middle-Of-The-Road.....like, say, Frosted Flakes.
Me, I'd go for a double round of Cracklin' Oat Bran...one for me,and one for Mellisa! :drool:
'Course th' only thing missing here, mind you, is a Big Screen Plasma teevee to watch "JOSIE & The PUSSYCATS" and "ASTROBOY" whilst enjoying your nosh. :nice:
We speak, instead, of in the Grand Tradition of Juice Bars, Water Bars, and of course Good Ol' Libation Bars, here's a bar where you can schmooze over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch (Link Courtesy USA Today) (http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2004-12-01-cereal-restaurant_x.htm)
Of course, it would behoove you to consider....if you're eyeing that shapely blonde two tables away...not to do Cap'n Crunch (At the risk of turning her off by looking, ah, too juvenile for the gal!) nor Bran Buds (At the risk of turning her off by looking too OLD!), but perhaps something more Middle-Of-The-Road.....like, say, Frosted Flakes.
Me, I'd go for a double round of Cracklin' Oat Bran...one for me,and one for Mellisa! :drool:
'Course th' only thing missing here, mind you, is a Big Screen Plasma teevee to watch "JOSIE & The PUSSYCATS" and "ASTROBOY" whilst enjoying your nosh. :nice: