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Mr. Anarky
11-17-2004, 01:18 PM
Former cop busted in pig pen

A shocked pig farmer could not believe his eyes as he watched a man drop his trousers and assault several members of his herd. The farmer managed to grab a camera and get evidence of the public bestiality, and the animal lover has been convicted, newspaper VG reports.
"It was hard to comprehend what I was in fact seeing," said the Skien farmer. He managed to get nine shots of the former policeman he spotted sexually assaulting his pigs.

Telemark police said the case is closed and the man fined NOK 8,000 (USD 1,060) for violating animal protection laws.

"He has abused these animals in such a way that violated the animal protection act. The man has admitted guilt and accepted the fine," Telemark deputy police commissioner Runar Karlsen told VG.

The farmer decided to talk about the incident because of village rumors that he has been spreading evil gossip about a respected citizen.

The farmer was on a regular trip out to the pens to feed his herd - five sows and a boar, which were kept in a large fence bordering the woods a few hundred meters from his farm.

"Then I saw a man standing among the pigs, inside the electrical fence. Suddenly he took off his underpants and stood there naked from the waist down. Then things started to happen that I didn't think were possible," the farmer said.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article608096.ece

BadNews88
11-17-2004, 09:22 PM
THAT was flat-out, Grade A, USDA approved.....GROSS!!!!!

:barf: quintupled!!

Von Apfelstrudel
11-17-2004, 09:28 PM
"It was hard to comprehend what I was in fact seeing," said the Skien farmer. He managed to get nine shots of the former policeman he spotted sexually assaulting his pigs.



Do you think there is material enough for the ex cop to fill a lawsuit on ground of voyeurism ? :D

Swappy
11-17-2004, 09:34 PM
LOL soon little pig piglets will be running around. Like warm apple pie...........

eeper69
11-17-2004, 09:41 PM
Well, so far we've got chicken and pig screwing....any other animals?

DngrMse
11-17-2004, 09:53 PM
Well, so far we've got chicken and pig screwing....any other animals?

There was a recent bit about a Cambodian, (I think), man who was savagely mauled by a dog he attempted to have 'relations' with.

eeper69
11-17-2004, 10:47 PM
There was a recent bit about a Cambodian, (I think), man who was savagely mauled by a dog he attempted to have 'relations' with.

Oh yeah, you're right. I knew there were more, but couldn't remember. I think I posted some of them in TEF.

Mr. Anarky
11-17-2004, 10:51 PM
Well, so far we've got chicken and pig screwing....any other animals?

Someone screwed a chicken? It seems you'd have to be quite small to do that.

eeper69
11-17-2004, 10:59 PM
Someone screwed a chicken? It seems you'd have to be quite small to do that.

Yep. Just like my last ex-husband....petitie :D

MamaG
11-17-2004, 11:02 PM
Yep. Just like my last ex-husband....petitie :D


Oh Yeah!!! I can vouch for that. Very petite... I had him too :bowrofl: :hi:

Mr. Anarky
11-17-2004, 11:03 PM
Oh Yeah!!! I can vouch for that. Very petite... I had him too :bowrofl: :hi:

Really? You did her ex? :eek3:

MamaG
11-17-2004, 11:13 PM
Really? You did her ex? :eek3:


Well...um....sshhhhh...don't tell anybody. I'm humiliated. Hell yeah I did him. Actually he was mine first and then he was hers and then he just went back & forth. But besides all that, he really was petite. :D

eeper69
11-17-2004, 11:14 PM
Really? You did her ex? :eek3:

Sadly, yes :P :(

Mr. Anarky
11-17-2004, 11:16 PM
Sadly, yes :P :(

Well...um....sshhhhh...don't tell anybody. I'm humiliated. Hell yeah I did him. Actually he was mine first and then he was hers and then he just went back & forth. But besides all that, he really was petite. :D


Ahem, at the same time? :eek7:

eeper69
11-17-2004, 11:19 PM
Ahem, at the same time? :eek7: No, not at the same time, but we think one time on the same day....well, he is a worm. That is all :mad:

Mr. Anarky
11-17-2004, 11:20 PM
No, not at the same time, but we think one time on the same day....well, he is a worm. That is all :mad:

An inch worm, apparently. :)

eeper69
11-17-2004, 11:26 PM
An inch worm, apparently. :)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :nice:

Swappy
11-17-2004, 11:51 PM
No, not at the same time, but we think one time on the same day



More details please

eeper69
11-18-2004, 03:31 AM
More details please

Nope. That is enough :nonono: Besides, you wouldn't believe it all if we told you. It belonged on Jerry Springer, oh definately. :eek3:

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